108 Maidens of Destiny - Chapter SS2

Extra 2: Maid Journal I

A maid is someone commanded by a master.

A maid is someone who serves a master.

A maid is a full-time volunteer who provides comprehensive service to her master’s livelihood.

Correct, this is a supermaid’s work journal.

Today, Princess Zhao Hanyan brought Dong Junqing here for a visit.

Come to think of it, is it still called a visit when she comes once every three days?

Master has ordered that not a single one of us Sisters is allowed to return to the Star Nest tonight. At the very beginning, Yuan’er took the lead in causing trouble. Now, she has gradually lost that fervor.

Princess Hanyan issued Lady Dong Junqing a similar command, requesting that Master order me to look after Junqing.

Without looking back, Master returned straight to the bedroom, not paying mind to the the wicked smile Dong Junqing directed towards me.

Ai, men...

“Ai, Little Sister Little Yi.” Dong Junqing made a big show of sitting on the sofa, not minding at all that her collar was opened too low, exposing a dazzling expanse of snow-white, “You will be in charge of serving me tonight, first help wipe me down.”

“As you command.” I, Little Yi, agreed expressionlessly. Elder Sister Junqing, please pay attention to that thing dribbling out of the corner of your mouth. It does not take a genius to figure out your plan. [1]

Be that as it may, I still bowed in acknowledgment, following Dong Junqing with my eyes as she swayed and hummed her way into the misty bathroom.

Lady Dong Junqing did not take note Gongsun Huang was in the air behind her, emerging.

I expressionlessly looked at Little Huang.

Little Huang expressionlessly looked at me.

I suddenly wanted to smile.

I think Little Huang wanted to as well.

“Suwen refined itching powder last week.” Gongsun Huang broke the silence.

I received a little crystalline bottle.

Little Huang winked, an expression that seemed to say “You understand.”

I winked, indicating “Received.”

I, Little Yi, suddenly felt very evil. In my mind, I was already bursting out in laughter, but my outer appearance was still stern and detached.

I believe Little Huang is the same.

5 minutes later.

In the bathroom: “Ah...Ah...So itchy...I can’t do this, Little Yi...S-so itchy...H-hurry and help me...I can’t...Ah...”

Calm as before, I replied: “Carefully indicate your instructions.”

In my mind, I was already rolling around in laughter.

I feels that my outer appearance is my true form. Little Yi is not some two-faced maid.

Really, I am not.

A maid is someone commanded by a master.

A maid is someone who serves a master.

A maid is a full-time volunteer who provides comprehensive service to her master’s livelihood.

Correct, this is a supermaid’s work journal.

Today, everyone is very abnormal.

Perhaps there is a conspiracy afoot.

Yuan’er is washing clothes. She is washing clothes herself. Washing clothes herself?

Suwen tidied up her bottles first thing in the morning. There was no need for Little Yi to raise a hand. Can it be she is afraid of Little Yi finding something? Lovemaking Powder?

Lianxin was the same, cleaning the iron fragments in her room on her own. Is she afraid of Little Yi intruding?

Even Zhang Yuqi and Wu Xinjie both organized all the CD’s they borrowed. Are they afraid Little Yi will see something when sorting those out.

Yingmei does not even bother Little Yi anymore when she wants to eat a midnight snack. She drags Siyou together down to the kitchen. The result was that they broke 3 chopping boards.

The scariest was master. Little Yi knows that he now locks the door while sleeping.

Absolutely, there is a problem!

Can it be...Everyone is being controlled...by Maiden Mountain?

This will not stand. Little Yi shall ask during dinner.

Dinnertime. The normal bustle is entirely missing, leaving only pitch-darkness.

In this pitch-darkness, there were people, Little Yi nevertheless can sense them via Star Nest.

Today, everyone is too abnormal.

There is definitely a plot.

Can this actually be Maiden Mountain’s counterattack.

The Sisters, are they still the Sisters Little Yi is familiar with?

Why? Are they all staying in the darkness?

Little Yi walked into the dining room very vigilantly. She could not see her own hand in front of her, but she reckoned everyone was here...

No! There is another presence to the left, but Little YI was unable to sense this one through the Star Nest! Enemy!

Swallowflash Samsara!

The enemy seemed to be caught completely off guard, being tossed directly to the ground. However, Maiden Mountain’s lackeys are not simple, as expected. In the darkness, they surprisingly used something to wrap around Little Yi’s arm. Little Yi’s center of balance was unsteadily tossed forward...

Wait, this is a familiar move...

Just at this moment, the lights came on...

Little Yi guessed correctly. The one that was attacked by me just now was Niangzi indeed.

In the room, there were lots of streamers waving, and a banner with “Happy Maid Day” was hung. On the table were cake and winecups...

But all of this was not important. What was important was that Little Yi noticed she and Niangzi were both on the ground, their arms wrapped around each other. Little Yi’s left hand seemed to be inserted into someplace soft, and Little Yi’s knees seemed to be on top of someplace important.

The surrounding Sisters stared wide-eyed. After a second, everyone broke into hearty laughter.

What an unfortunate day. If we were to insist on the lucky side of things, although we fell down together, the one who wound up on top was nevertheless Little Yi.

A maid is someone commanded by a master.

A maid is someone who serves a master.

A maid is a full-time volunteer who provides comprehensive service to her master’s livelihood.

Correct, this is a supermaid’s work journal.

Lianxin’s room is not a room so easily organized.

Bizarre precious powders were inside. Some would erupt into a fireball upon the slightest jostle, others would release a strange scent. Today, not only was there powder on the ground, Lianxin’s table was very, very messy.

Oh, Little Yi sees on the messy table some placards saying, “Earthly Solitary Star’s Special Use Only.”

“Earthly Solitary Star’s Special Use Only” was a sign she used while constructing custom Astral Treasures for the Sisters. Sometimes, she offered her services to the outside, taking in a little profit.

What has everyone ordered? Little Yi did not deliberately look, but Little Yi swept through that place and absolutely would never touch anything on the table.

This one is for beautifying oneself. Little Sister Suwen’s then.

Lianxin is good. The “Feather Spirit Immortal Clothes” she made last time normally stored and accumulated Star Energy. At the critical moment, its effect upon release was indeed very good. Suwen tested it, and she could utilize her Spiritual Aura Distribution many, many times. For this, she was very grateful. However, these immortal clothes would become transparent after expending Star Energy. That day was relatively hot, and Suwen...

The latter character was covered by a large book (“Must Reads For Female Cultivators – How To Embroider Immortal Clothes,” Purple Firmaments Immortal Palace Publishing House). However, Little Yi could guess what it was about.

This would not happen to be Master’s dirty preferences, right?

Whose slip is the second? It was covered by another book, (“Secrets to High Temperature Smelting,” compiled by Ju Yueke, reprint of must-study materials for the Four Styles School).

...The accuracy and output was both very good, but there was one thing. This treasure was stained with a scent that could not be washed away. Yuan’er was covered in the scent of jiangshi from tombs for so many days, Little Yi hopes this will be dispelled.

Little Sister Shi Yuan’s then? There are still the last two slips of paper, but only a bit was visible, covered very securely (“Romance Between Male And Female Cultivators – Yuchi Qingshan and Ju Yueke,” Most High Path Publishing House (Complete Sixth Book)). Can it be there is a secret?

Now that Little Yi has seen the two slips, Little Yi may as well look some more.

The first had careful handwriting. Xi Yue?

Your Humble Servant...

T-this ended just like that? Why does it seem like a confession? Can it be that Water Illusion Fairy has spent too much time with Zhang Feiyu and Zhang Yuqi and ended up breaking? T-that cannot involved Lianxin!

In that case, the next slip of paper, this illegible handwriting. It must be Zhang Yuqi, and Little Yi can only make out four characters.

Yuqi wants an attack...

This will not do. This world is too insane. Little Yi never imagined the ordinarily most taciturn Lianxin...Should Little Yi report this to Master.

...

Tang Lianxin that night: “Oh, two new orders?”

Your Humble Servant has accepted a request for Zhang Yuqi. May Your Humble Servant inquire as to how the “Blue Flame Wind Bell” is progressing? Feiyu is placing particular emphasis on its ability to shoot fire. Thanks.

Sincerely, Xi Yue.

Yuqi wants an attack-type Astral Treasure! Last time’s Fish Intestine Sword also broke, is there anything even better?

Your most, most dear Elder Sister Zhang Yuqi.

A maid is someone commanded by a master.

A maid is someone who serves a master.

A maid is a full-time volunteer who provides comprehensive service to her master’s livelihood.

Correct, this is a supermaid’s work journal.

Today, Little Yi sewed clothes for Tangtang. If Little Yi has not misremembered, then it was while cleaning Master’s table that Little Yi found a diagram for clothes design. It appeared very much like maid attire, but it also had many, many decorations. And why is the hat so special? Master’s interests honestly lean towards the classics...

With nothing left after tidying the dishes left from Siyou and the others’ meal, Little Yi sewed clothes following the design on those plans. Originally, Little Yi planned to sew these for herself, but Little Yi never imagined that yesterday that Yan Cao or something cultivator would burn my clothes away. [2] Little Yi made a new set, so now, there actually are not enough materials...

En. It appears this can be made into clothes fit for a person approximately 140cm tall, and the only other person other than Little Huang with that stature is Tangtang. Little Huang basically did not wear glamorous clothing. Then Little Yi shall sew this for Tangtang. This will serve well as an experiment...

Then something happened afterwards...

TL Note: And that’s how this extra ends. IDK what happened, but all we get is a cliffhanger.

This is an excerpt from Wuhui’s interview about a moe battle.

Yan Yizhen: Speaking of Elder Sister Yingmei, it appears she is not very capable in cooking. In order to maintain normal levels of magical energy, Elder Sister Yingmei requires large amounts of food to replenish that.

(Lin Yingmei: Another bowl!) [3]

Wuhui: ...It seems something random has entered!

Yan Yizhen: I must return to prepare food.

Wuhui: Little Yi is truly considerate! However, we still have some time left for you to say a few more words.

Yan Yizhen: Yuan’er does not like to wash clothes. This time, she returned from a tomb covered in rotting entrails. Little Yi must go help.

(Shi Yuan: Before you wash it, give This Young Lady something to wear!!!)

Yan Yizhen: There is also Suwen. Little Yi must also clean after the residue from medicine concoction. There is too great a stench to leave it at that place.

(An Suwen: Eh, where is the Yin Yang Lovemaking Powder I worked so hard to refine?)

Yan Yizhen: Lastly is Master. Master’s underpants should be changed now. This time, Little Yi fears they will not be able to be washed out. Little Yi must plead with Xinjie to go buy another dozen...

(Su Xing: Don’t say any more about this!)

...

Su Xing: I don’t have any choice to say this, Little Yi, but you mentioned too much inside information. It’s affecting our image.

Wu Xinjie: Only Young Lord’s image has been affected.

Yan Yizhen: Little Yi still remembers to record every night matters pertaining to cleaning the corridors. Yuan’er’s sleeping posture, how Yuqi must hug something in order to finally fall asleep...

Lin Yingmei: Damn, Young Master has never closed his door...

Yan Yizhen: Master, most recently, there has been a nosy tabloid reporter: How many Sisters are still able to return to the Star Nest? How should Little Yi answer?

Su Xing: Write Little Huang and Tangtang first of all...No! Other than Yingmei, Xinjie, and Niangzi, say everyone has a Star Nest!

Wu Xinjie: Little Sister Little Yi, tell the reporter the entire sentence Young Lord just said. They will understand.

A maid is someone commanded by a master.

A maid is someone who serves a master.

A maid is a full-time volunteer who provides comprehensive service to her master’s livelihood.

Correct, this is a supermaid’s work journal.

Even among normal days, there will certainly be marvelous stories.

At the start of this story, for the sake of constructing a harmonious household, Master held an “opinion poll” at Wu Xinjie’s urging. Whatever the Sisters felt unhappy about, they need only mention it. The method was writing on paper slips. As the one and only maid, Little Yi’s assignment was to act as the “paper slip hub,” summarizing all ideas.

One morning, the paper slips were gathered in quite an abundance. First is to sort them, give Master a category, give the Sisters a category, en, split them equally.

What opinions have the Sisters raised for Master?

To: Su Xing.

Remember to lock your door at night!

– Hua Wanyue who spends two hours washing her face. Save.

To: Young Su

Don’t lock your door at night!

– Zhang Yuqi who has seen many scenes of blowjobs and debauchery, save.

To: Young Master

You must lock your door at night.

– Even Bai Yutang is curiously asking in detail. Bashful Lin Yingmei, save.

To: Dear Husband

You must lock your door at night!

– Hu Niangzi who was too late to cover Tangtang’s eyes, save.

This type of paper slip was too numerous. It seems that locking the door was a confused mess, however, this was not the only issue.

To: Su Xing

Next time, don’t have me watch over the house alone!

– Shi Yuan who has only found half a box of instant noodles, save.

(Little Yi remembers that we left you frozen drumsticks. Are you unable to cook them yourself?)

To: Su Xing

Keep on womanizing and even I will not be able to explain this to Father Emperor. Why have you seduced even my maid!

– Zhao Hanyan who has just been asked by Father Emperor about what is happening with the Immortal Hero Princess, save.

To: Big Brother

The Chaotic Tail Escape is not like a meal, nor is it something to show manliness.

– Medicine has its limits, An Suwen, save.

It seems Master has a very long path to walk...What do the other Sisters say?

To: Wu Xinjie

Don’t let Hua Xue assume Young Su’s form.

– Zhang Yuqi who has been fooled for an entire day, save.

To: Gongsun Huang

Don’t suddenly appear. You squashed my hand...

– Currently helping Dear Husband with a shoulder massage, Hu Niangzi, save.

To: Tang Lianxin

I don’t know who taught you that...But please don’t use an “up and down” [4] rhythm for your forging.

– Su Xing who in a daze mistook Niangzi for Yingmei, save.

To: Lin Yingmei

While we appreciate it during summer, please do not practice “Long Blizzard Nights” during winter.

– First place in a contest of corny jokes, Shi Yuan, save.

To: Wu Siyou

Elder Sister, your Black and White Unicorn Tiger snores at night...

– Coincidental next-door-neighbor An Suwen, save.

To: Shi Yuan

That was a midnight snack Yuqi requested Little Yi personally make! You stole it when I wasn’t looking, didn’t you! Admit it! Admit it!

– Zhang Feiyu who can only nibble on Little Sister’s cold bread, save.

To: An Suwen

It is not good for a doctor to be careless! I wanted hand lotion, but I got superglue instead!

– Zhao Hanyan who held a cup for an entire day, save.

To: Zhang Feiyu

Tangtang asked me that day what “that” meant.

– Very seriously raising an issue, Su Xing, save.

To: Lin Yingmei

Excessive eating and drinking is not healthy for your body.

– An Suwen who always cares about you, save.

To: Xi Yue

I always feel that the “Sir” address is a bit wrong.

– Su Xing who suddenly recalled a certain Ximen figure while flipping through “The Water Margin,” save.

To: Wu Xinjie

Do! Not! Assault! Lin! Ying! Mei! In! Public!

– Wu Siyou, save.

To: Wu Siyou

Little Sister seems to have an opinion regarding how I spar with Yingmei. Is this the case?

– Respectfully yours, Hua Wanyue, save.

To: Hua Wanyue

When sparring with Yingmei, do not blush for no reason.

– Respectfully yours, Wu Siyou, save.

To: Zhao Hanyan

Reporting to Her Highness the princess, you have several maids who recently have been pointing and snickering at Young Lord.

– Love you, Wu Xinjie, save.

To: Chai Ling

Your Star Beast has eaten all the gold dust that Lianxin uses to forge Flying Swords.

– Tang Lianxin, who blames you and needs to reforge from scratch, save.

Ahh, most of the Sisters have left messages. Little Yi has not received any complaints. It appears that this maid’s labors have been fruitful. Sisters, the results speak for themselves.

Then, who does Little Yi have an opinion for? How about for Master then. You must change your underpants more frequently, otherwise they will not wash properly...At this moment, a paper slip was suddenly stuffed through the door.

To: Yan Yizhen...

What, Little Yi works hard everyday, how is there a complaint?

To: Yan Yizhen

Can you not raise a complaint with me?

– Su Xing, who has received too many opinions, save.

References:

1. The actual phrase here is something along the lines of “I can use my toes to operate the abacus.
2. This extra chapter takes place chronologically after Chapter 495.
3. Saber, is that you?
4. Sex euphemism