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Chapter 129


Pride — Part 1


Editors: Sebas Tian, Speedphoenix, Joker

I flew, jumped, rolled, and crawled around in order to evade the stupid dragon's attacks . Each dodge was accompanied by the crumbling of earth and rending of stone . Destruction followed in the wake of the asshole's attacks . Every single strike would alter the terrain in some way .


There wasn't even a moment to spare . The attacks followed one after another; I had no time to rest or room to breathe . His strikes were so fast that I couldn't even afford to blink . But I could track them . The shitlord was not nearly as cunning as his usurper title implied . His actions were simple, straightforward, and easy to read . The muscle-brained retard didn't even seem to know how to throw a feint . His lack of finesse was a result of his overinflated stats . He had likely always been so much stronger than everything he'd fought that he had never felt the need to do anything crafty .


I was only managing to hold on because I was a demon lord and I had the specs to match my title . I know I've probably said this like a dozen times already, but god damn, my eyes are good at keeping track of things . It's probably 'cause of that Magic Eye skill . God damn, that thing is the only thing keeping me alive right now . It's letting me just barely keep track of him . Er, actually, I'm willing to bet that his usurper title is playing a part in it too . It's probably proccing my One Who Judges title and boosting all my stats .


Despite everything I had going for me, I couldn't afford to lose focus . The moment I stopped paying attention was the moment I would reincarnate into a bunch of scattered lumps of ground meat .


"Where has that high and mighty attitude of yours gone now, insect?"


Shit for brains sneered as he mocked me, so I put as much power as I could into my next dodge and managed to give myself just enough space to swing Zaien at his arm . The blade landed on its target, and though it was met with scale, it didn't fail to leave its mark . Unlike Lefi's scales, which were far too tough for Zaien, the stupid black dragon's weren't . The blade made her way through a thinner part of his natural armour and drew blood as she carved through his flesh .


"Sorry, what was that?" I smirked . "I can't hear you over the sound of your blood gushing out of this bug bite you've got here . "


I suddenly felt a rush of magical energy from right underneath me . I tried to backstep in order to avoid the retard's spell, but I wasn't fast enough . The ground beneath me burst with an explosion and launched me through the air . A powerful shockwave coursed through my body and knocked all the air out of my lungs . I wasn't able to right myself and didn't stop until I hit a large rock .


I spent a few moments taking deep breaths in order to replenish my supply of oxygen before forcing myself back to my feet . I raised my weapon, only to see the dragon's fangs right before my eyes .


There was little time to evade, but I managed to throw myself into a roll, then correct my posture and swing Zaien at the back of his neck . But this time, he was actually on guard . He immediately reared his head to avoid the blow before spinning around and striking with his tail .


Despite being as thick as the trunk of an ancient tree, the lizard's scaly appendage whistled through the air like a whip and cleaved right into the side of my body . It was a direct hit . I was sent flying yet again and skidded off the ground a few times before finally losing momentum .


The scenery faded in and out over and over as my body throbbed with an intense, dull pain . I had to concentrate to keep myself conscious . I knew I would pass out the moment I lost focus .


"Behold, Leficios," said the autistic lizard . "This insect buzzes about, but he has not the power to back his irksome claims . Only I am worthy of your companionship . "


Lefi didn't bother responding to the shitlord . She simply continued staring right at me with arms folded . She didn't step forward or shout my name . All she did was continue to sit where she was with her arms and legs folded . And in doing so, she demonstrated that she trusted me, that she believed that I would be able to figure something out .


"Shut… the fuck up… you oversized lizard . " I was only barely able to squeeze out my words between deep breaths . "You think… that a brain-damaged narcissist… like you suits her?Just how fucking… stuck up… can you be…?"


I had already used up all the potions I had stored in my thigh pouch, so I grabbed another out of my inventory and downed it .


The only reason I was still alive was because the autofellating freak kept allowing me to recover . It seemed he wanted to keep kicking me around in order to show Lefi my bad side and make an appeal with his strength . It was clear that he thought absolutely nothing of me . He didn't see me as a threat, but rather a tool he could use to earn Lefi's favour . Hah . Give it up, Moron . That ain't going to get you nowhere . Lefi knows me . She knows every side of me . We spend the better part of every single day together . Do you seriously think something like this would make either of us flinch? Unlike you, we don't spend our lives acting all self-righteous and pretending we're more than who we really are .


"Your words mean little if you speak them whilst grovelling about," said the dragon . "Truly, your behaviour is appropriate for that of an insect . "


"Oh, shut… up already…" I rolled my eyes as I continued to groan . "And for your… information… there are some…strong ass bugs… out there…"


Especially ants and bees . Those two are definitely some of this forest's stronger monsters .


I used both arms to push myself off the ground before readying Zaien in order to confront shit for brains yet again . This time, however, it seemed he wasn't going to be as patient as usual . I sensed an attack the moment I began getting to my feet .


There was no point raising my head just to take a look at the incoming strike . I didn't bother . I simply dove forward and heard a loud roar as a jet black spear passed through the space my body had occupied only moments earlier . It was the dragon's magic .



Though I had managed to dodge his first strike, I knew that it wasn't yet over . Crisis detection's alarm system was still blaring as loudly as it could . And then, a moment later, I found myself surrounded . Countless black spears had spawned around me . There was no escape . They covered literally every angle .


The moment my mind registered them was the moment they began moving . Each and every single one began flying straight at me .


I clicked my tongue as I rolled, twisted, and swung Zaien in order to avoid and parry the attacks . But there were too many . I couldn't avoid all of them . Several dozen scraped past me and dug away at my flesh . Some hit their marks and found themselves in one end of my body and out the other .


A bloody cough escaped my throat . I had managed to avoid fatal damage, but my desperate defence was still far from a success . One of my legs had been struck in a really bad place . All the strength suddenly drained from it and caused me to fall to my knees .


Shit-for-brains' tail closed in on me . I had taken too much damage; I couldn't dodge it . My only choice was to raise Zaien and take the attack head-on . And so, I was once again sent tumbling through the air .


So heavy was the blow that it momentarily deprived me of my consciousness . Upon regaining it, I found myself with my back on the ground with my eyes turned up towards the sky . I realized that I had stopped breathing, so I took a deep breath and forced my lungs to take as much air as they could while my heart desperately pumped oxygen into my bloodstream .


Regaining consciousness meant regaining my sense of pain . There wasn't a single part of me that didn't hurt . My body burned . It burned so badly that I wanted to scream like a child as I writhed about on the ground . But I didn't . I endured it with sheer willpower as I used my shaking hands to wrench the dragon's spears out of my body . I couldn't be bothered to drink another potion, so I crushed the one I grabbed out of my inventory and allowed the liquid to flow all over me instead .


"You truly are an insect . I do not see how any other sort of creature would continue to struggle after sustaining so many wounds . " Fuckface sneered at me in a manner that showed just how lightly he was taking me .


It was annoying . And so, I responded .


With a laugh .


It was a deep, hearty laugh, one that seemed to make it appear as if I was enjoying the situation at hand . And as I cackled, I rose to my feet in a manner reminiscent of some sort of revenant .


Because I was finally ready to take him down . My preparations were finally complete .


"So you have finally lost your mind, I see?" Half-dick looked at me with a face full of disdain . "So miserable you are that I no longer have any words to describe you . "


"Hey, douchebag . " My face warped into a huge, distorted grin as I spoke . "You might want to watch your feet . "


I raised a finger towards the floating menu panel that I had kept open this whole time and pressed a certain button .


The moment I did was the moment the ground beneath the dragon vanished . Gravity pulled him downwards the moment he lost his footing; he fell right into the pit that had been dug underneath him . Inside the pit lay a countless number of sharpened stakes . Each was angled upwards, and each had its tip coated in a deadly poison .


"What!?" The asshole shouted in confusion before flapping his wings and taking to the sky in an attempt to escape . Hook, line, and sinker, motherfucker . What, you think I'm too blind to see your wings? Too bad, dipshit . I've got you read like a book .


The sorry excuse for an intelligent lizard came into contact with a series of airborne traps the moment it tried to rise, traps I had spent extra DP on, just for him . They activated one after another and caused a series of explosions . In fact, so many of them had been triggered that the sky was filled with flame and smoke .


Only after the explosions died down did the smoke finally clear . And there, the dragon was, entirely covered from head to toe in soot and blood . Whew . I'm glad that worked . I probably would've wanted to cry if all that proved ineffective .


"How dare you!" roared Half-dick . "How dare you employ tricks so cowardly in nature!"


"Heh…" I chuckled before twisting my face into a smirk . "I blew most of my DP just to beat your ass . So do me a favour and enjoy the rest of the ride, alright?"


I had converted most of the stuff I got from Lefi's home to DP and even went out to hunt monsters on a regular basis . I had done all of it in order to earn myself a pretty penny so I could summon all four of my new subordinates at once . But now, most of my cash had gone out the window . The reason? I had filled the entire area with traps whilst tanking the retarded dragon's attacks . Alright y'little braggart, time for me to learn you a few lessons on why the Geneva Conventions regulate landmines .


The area we were fighting in had basically turned into a giant deathtrap capable of instantly eradicating anything that wasn't on the tier of a dragon . And that had been my goal this whole time .


I was facing something much stronger than me . I would have to be no different from the heroes of which legends were sung if I wished to win in a head-on confrontation . And while I was indeed the type of character that would show up in legends, I was no hero .


At the end of the day, I was just another ordinary guy . Or rather, an ordinary demon lord . I couldn't possibly win against something so much more powerful than me without resorting to what others would label unfair . But that was fine . Because it was my dungeon, my world . As long as we fought within my territory, the rules were mine to make . If I wanted to win, then I would have to make use of that power and abuse my right as dungeon master to the fullest extent possible . I'm counting on you, dungeon old pal . I can't lose here . Lend me every last bit of your power so I can pull all the underhanded bullshit I can possibly think of .


Fuckface didn't quite seem to enjoy taking a hit from someone he looked down on . His face contorted in rage, so I flashed him a provocative grin .


"Come at me, bro . It's time for round two . "






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