An Immortal From Heaven Who Got Banished Into The Mortal World - Chapter 11

Chapter 11: Little girl, you also want it?

“Just who is seducing you?! This is the food card, you go and pick what you want to eat yourself.” Youyou said with her entire face red as she threw a food card onto the table.

“Chat in a while, I will go and take a look at what there is to eat first. Filling the stomach is the most important thing!” After finish speaking, Guo Huai picked up the food card and walked towards the numerous culinary delicacies.

“Fuck, is this really the dining hall of the best school in Wucheng? Beef is not fresh, pork is not fresh, all of the meat dishes are not fresh, and the vegetable dishes are even harder to look at. Just how are they even able to eat those food?” Guo Huai gasped in surprise.

“Oh, you are really a student from affiliated Middle School?” Just when Guo Huai was gloomily pacing back and forth around all the dishes that he finds unpleasing to the eyes, a crisp sound rang out beside his ear.

“Tang Xi?” Guo Huai recognized the girl in front of him with a look, she was precisely the girl who helped Guo Huai pay for the 1 dollar bus fee today. “I am of course a student of affiliated Middle School. If not, I would also not be able to enter the school through the gate. I still am not able to return you the 1 dollar as I do not have any cash on me right now, but I can treat you to a meal.”

“Alright, then I will eat with you today.” Tang Xi said with a smile. Not knowing why, the impression she has of the youngster in front of her is not bad.

“Xiao Xi, what are you doing?” No need to think, the person who came was the top quality beautiful woman on the bus just now, Tang Xi’s younger female cousin, Su Ye. “Stinky brat, you truly possess remarkable abilities, to actually followed our family’s Xiao Xi till here.”

“Ye’zi, don’t anyhow say, I met him by coincidence only. However, I already promised student Guo Huai to let him treat me to a meal.” Tang Xi said with a smile, while Su Ye stared at her with her eyes opened wide. Is this really still student Tang Xi, the ice beauty in the first year of affiliated Middle School?

“Xiao Xi, to tell the truth, it is my first time coming to the dining hall and I do not know what is nice to eat here.  It would be best if there is a place that sells the meat of wild animals here, if not, things like medical cuisine would also be okay.” Guo Huai said with a smile.

“Is it that the injuries on your body are still not yet completely recovered and you have to eat food that helps nourish your body? I know of a place at the front, let’s go together.” While saying, Tang Xi actually once again pulled onto Guo Huai’s hand.

“This is not real…Xiao Xi, this scoundrel actually called her Xiao Xi…Humph, this is infuriating me to death!” Su Ye also quickly followed after them.

“Why is this little girl so good towards me? Could it be that she has some sort of motives? This won’t do, I have to take a look at what she is thinking about in her mind. If I, the magnificent Mind Reading Star Monarch was to actually get played by a little girl, the numerous immortals in the heaven would definitely laugh their heads off.” While thinking, Guo Huai’s mind reading technique landed onto Tang Xi’s body.

“Brother Huai, you cannot recognize me right? I am that little girl who always followed behind you in the past. I never thought that you would be this bad, even more bad compared to when you were still young. However, you are my brother Huai, so you will always be my brother Huai! After all, who let you saw me completely bare when I was still five years old?” Tang Xi’s thoughts appeared clearly within Guo Huai’s mind.

“Good little brat, so you are actually this bad when you were young…Seems like there is a need for me to have a look at Guo Huai’s past and present life. Wucheng’s four pests have truly not been accused wrongly by anyone…” Mind Reading Star Monarch opened his eyes wide.

“Hundred taste snake soup, this is good, this is good. Slow cook seven treasure ginseng, this is not bad. Perfect deer treasure soup, this is also good.” Guo Huai looked at the menu and ordered seven dishes in one go. “Xiao Xi, just order whatever you want to eat, you don’t have to be courteous with me. The dishes that I order may not be too suitable for you to eat.”

“Rice bucket, truly a rice bucket.” Su Ye looked at the dishes that Guo Huai ordered and thought to herself.

“Youyou? Bad scoundrel, did you pick up this food card? This is the photo of the campus beauty who transferred to our school from No.9 Middle School, do you know her?” During the moment when Guo Huai use the food card to settle the bill, Su Ye saw the photo on the food card.

“Eat, eat, why do you have so many matters? The photo on the food card is my girlfriend back when I was still at No.9 Middle School, but I did not have the time to change the photo. If you give me your photo, I will paste it on the food card.” Guo Huai glared at Su Ye and said loudly.

“Not bad, those stuff can more or less still be eaten. If this snake was changed into a wild caught one instead, the taste would definitely be much better. The ginseng is also not wild too, but fortunately, the age of the ginseng is quite big and more or less have some spirit qi in it.

“Xiao Xi, don’t look at me, you all eat. Take a look at you, you are too thin already, you have to eat more.” While saying, Guo Huai placed some goose meat into Xiao Xi’s bowl, “What are you looking at? Whatever you want to eat, get it yourself. Or not, you still intend to wait for the handsome me to help you?” Guo Huai saw that Su Ye was looking at him and Xiao Xi with her eyes opened wide and immediately said to Su Ye while glaring at her with his eyes opened wide.

“Xiao Xi, you have changed.” Su Ye did not know just what to say and shook her head as she begins eating and not looking at them.

“Guo Huai, you scoundrel! I was waiting for you to get the food, but you actually already started eating here.” Just when the three of them were gorging down on their food, the door of the little private room suddenly opened as a beautiful woman straightforwardly break into the room and look at Guo Huai as she said furiously.

“Youyou? You scoundrel, so the food card indeed belongs to Youyou! Living off a woman while picking up girls, formidable, formidable.” Su Ye said as she gloats over Guo Huai’s calamity.

“Sit down, what are you being noisy for? I dislike the most when people talk while I am eating. Go and order whatever that you want to eat. If you don’t want to order, it’s also okay, the food here is enough for the four of us to eat. Sit down and eat properly.” Guo Huai said while looking at Youyou.

“Sister, you sit down and eat, I will go and order 2 more dishes for us.” While saying, Tang Xi stood up and shifted a stool over for Youyou to sit, then walked out of the room by herself.

“Take a look, big beauty Youyou, did you see that? Gap, this is the gap. This is the difference between the big wife and second wife during ancient times.” Guo Huai said as if fearing that it was not chaotic enough already.

“Guo Huai, you……” This time, Youyou was angered to the point that she could not say out a word.

“Haha, I will go and get 2 more new dishes for you too.” Guo Huai said as he walks out of the room.

“Hello beauty Youyou, I am Su Ye.” Su Ye moved closer towards Youyou’s side and extended out her hand as she said with a smile. “It’s said that No.9 Middle School’s school beauty transferred into affiliated Middle School and it is indeed that knowing someone by their reputation can’t be compared to meeting them in person.”

Youyou went into a daze, then also extended out her lily-white hand to have a handshake with Su Ye as it’s said that one does not extend out their hands to beat a person smiling at them. Also, Youyou’s impression towards the beautiful woman in front of her was still pretty good.

“Xiao Xi, do we know each other in the past?” Guo Huai looked at Tang Xi and asked.

“The fourth brother of Wucheng’s four pests would recognize a little girl like me?” Tang Xi stared at Guo Huai with her eyes opened wide.

“I remember back then when I was young and was living at Wucheng’s Old Street, there was a little girl who always followed behind my back and I would always call her Tang Xi because she would always stick herself to me. However, when I was moving away from Wucheng’s Old Street and wanted to say goodbye to her, I was not able to find till her.” Guo Huai said lightly, “I have to find her, I promised her that I would marry her in as the big wife, haha!” (Tang Xi’s name is 唐曦, which 唐 is the surname, 曦’s meaning – Light of day. The Tang Xi that Guo Huai calls Tang Xi is 糖稀. 糖稀 is the Chinese word of ‘Taffy’.)

“You really still remember the promise you made towards that little girl in the past?” Tang Xi stared at Guo Huai with her eyes opened wide. “It’s been 10 years already. The Wucheng’s four pests who everyone yell to beat…So, deep in his heart, he is also the same as me, where there is a Pure Land which belongs to the two of us.” Tang Xi thought to herself.

“Little Tang Xi, brother I have finally found you! Shouldn’t you let brother I kiss you just like back in the days.” While saying, also not caring for Tang Xi’s reaction, Guo Huai pulled Tang Xi into his embrace and straightforwardly kiss her.

“Quickly look, our school’s ice beauty! Just who is that guy?! He actually dares to molest our goddess, beat him!!” At the moment when Guo Huai’s mouth landed on Tang Xi’s lip, the entire dining hall flared up as 10-20 male students placed down their food tray and surrounded Guo Huai in an instance. Youyou and Su Ye heard that the noise outside the private room was very loud and thus the both of them also ran out to check what was going on.

“Ah! Illusion, this must be an illusion!” Su Ye shook her head rapidly as she said.

“Scoundrel! To say that you are going out to get two new dishes for me, but it turns out that you are actually being intimate with a beauty here! This is infuriating me to death!” Youyou took a step forward and said loudly.

“Feeling jealous already ah? Don’t be angry, you can have it too.” While saying, Guo Huai’s mouth landed onto Youyou’s lips. After a short moment, Guo Huai looked at Su Ye and asked: “What is it? Little girl, you also want it too?”