Arifureta Shokugyou de Sekai Saikyou Zero - Volume 3 - Chapter SS4

Glasses + Maid Uniforms + Crossdressers = War

Within the rocky village the Liberators had created for Andika’s refugees, a certain bunny girl was desperately trying to show Miledi she’d be useful to bring along on her journey.

“Here you go, Miledi. I finished doing your laundry. I’ll leave it over here for you.”

Miledi turned around to thank Kiara for her help.

“Thanks, Kia-chan. Can— Wait, what the heck are you wearing!?”

Miledi’s jaw dropped open when she saw Kiara’s appearance. The young bunny girl was wearing a pure white apron over a frilly, navy-blue one-piece dress. And on her head sat a frilly white headband.

“D-Does it not look good on me?” Kiara asked as she fidgeted awkwardly, her ears drooping. She looked so adorable that Miledi ended up getting a nosebleed.

“Miledi!? Are you okay!? You’ve been getting a lot of nosebleeds recently, are you sure you’re not sick!?”

“I’m fine, really. You just looked so cute.”

“Isn’t it dangerous if you start bleeding every time you see something cute!? That sounds like a horrible disease!”

Kiara dabbed at Miledi’s nose with a handkerchief to wipe off the blood. Unfortunately, her attempts to help just made Miledi’s nosebleed worsen. After all, the way she panicked was cute too. Meiru, who was standing nearby, had to cast restoration magic to keep Miledi from bleeding to death.

“This is your doing, isn’t it, O-kun?” Miledi asked as she pointed decisively at Oscar, who was adjusting his glasses to hide his expression.

“Kyaty showed me the wonders of a catgirl maid. And, as I suspected, a bunny maid is just as wonderful. Thanks to Kiara, I have made a groundbreaking discovery, Miledi. Animal ears and maid outfits are a godlike combination.”

“You really need to rein your fetish in, O-kun.”

Oscar ignored Miledi’s retort. He had eyes only for maid Kiara.

“Kiara, if you don’t mind, will you allow me to preserve your cute appearance for all eternity?”

As Oscar was a gentleman, he naturally asked for permission before taking pictures.

“O-Oscar-oniisan, you’re just exaggerating now...” Kiara said as she blushed shyly. Her embarrassed fidgeting was so cute that blood started gushing from Miledi’s nostrils again, forcing Meiru to once again use restoration magic.

“I’m not exaggerating at all. Right now, you’re radiant. If I had a maid as cute as you, I’d be in heaven!”

“Hey, don’t say that in front of Miledi!”

Kiara still believed that Oscar, as well as Naiz and Meiru, all had a special relationship with Miledi. Though everyone had told her it was a misunderstanding, she was unconvinced.

“Wh-Why are you trying to sweet-talk me when you already have Miledi? W-Wait, don’t tell me you want to have a threesome together with— Haaah!”

“If you want to go to heaven so badly, you perverted four-eyes, I’ll send you there myself.”

Kiara lost herself in her delusions again, while Miledi glared angrily at Oscar. Oscar ignored them completely and focused on taking pictures of Kiara, after he obtained her consent, of course. Only when he was done did he turn to Miledi and Meiru.

“Now then, you two. I’ve made special uniforms for you as well, so—”

“Meru-nee, catch!”

“Aye aye, ma’am!”

Miledi used gravity magic to snatch the two maid uniforms out of Oscar’s hands and sent them hurtling toward Meiru. Meiru then drew her sword-whip and sliced them to pieces.

“Aaaaaah! How could you!? I spent three whole days making those for you two!”

“Your obsession with maids is kinda scary, O-kun...”

“Indeed, even I can’t say I approve of it.”

Oscar fell to all fours while Miledi and Meiru stared coldly at him.

“Umm, I think they’re very cute at least... and they’re fitting clothes for a servant!”

Kiara hoped to become Miledi’s servant, so she was glad Oscar had given her the appropriate uniform. She was also glad to have the opportunity to wear something pretty, since she hadn’t had too many nice clothes back in Andika. Though she normally acted like a rough tomboy, she looked unbelievably cute in a maid uniform, and her attempts to cheer Oscar up worked somewhat.

“If you want to see a maid uniform that badly, look over here, darling!”

A deep voice boomed from behind the group. Turning around, Oscar and the others saw a terrifying monster whose appearance sapped away their sanity. Snowbell was wearing a sleeveless maid uniform with a short skirt. His thick, muscled arms and legs bulged out from underneath the dainty fabric. The uniform was wrapped so tightly around his massive pecs that it looked like the uniform might tear at any time. The top only covered his chest as well, so his massive six-pack was visible for all to see. But most blasphemous of all was the short skirt he was wearing.

“Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah!?”

Everyone who’d been watching Oscar and the others’ lighthearted exchange threw up.

“It’s sexy, right?” Snowbell asked, then struck a sexy pose and lifted his skirt up slightly. Of course, no one wanted to see what was underneath it.

“Aaah!? Meru-nee! Get a hold of yourself!”

The sight was so shocking that Meiru actually fainted. Most of Andika’s refugees had fainted as well. Those who hadn’t run away started screaming incoherently.

“Come, darling! Have your fill of this maid uniform!”

Snowbell flexed, making a few of the buttons on his maid uniform pop off. Any child who happened to see Snowbell started crying on the spot. Pale-faced, Miledi desperately urged Snowbell to stop.

“Please, change! At this rate, there’ll be casualties!”

But while everyone else was panicking, there was one man who bravely got to his feet.

“You heathen.”

Oscar’s eyes burned with a fierce rage. The fire in his eyes was so great it illuminated the frames of his glasses.

“How dare you blaspheme the holy maid uniform, you heathen! You’ve spit on the honor of the god of maids! Such heinous crimes deserve only death!”

Oscar sounded like a member of the church. The only difference was the god he worshiped.

Who the hell is the god of maids? Miledi thought idly to herself.

“What’s wrong with what I’ve done!?”

“Everything!” Oscar casually insulted Snowbell’s very existence, then leaped at the gargantuan man. “I’ll strip you down until you’re nothing but bones, you monster”

“Oh my, how passionate! But if you go that far, I’ll die!”

“Good. That’s what you deserve for besmirching the maid uniform!”

“How dare you call me an ugly heathen! I’ll make you pay for that!”

A huge shockwave spread across the rocky field as the two sides clashed. The maid uniform-wearing heathen and the maid uniform worshiping man were going at it for real. Miledi desperately tried to calm them down, but they didn’t listen. Just as she was considering flattening them both with gravity magic, Miledi’s savior arrived.

“Phew, I just got back with— Wait, what the hell is going on!?”

Miledi turned to Naiz and said in a teary voice, “Nacchan, stop those two idiots! Dump them into the sea.”

“I have no idea what’s going on, but alright.”

Right before the two of them clashed again, Naiz opened a portal, sending them both to the middle of the ocean.

“Our savior...”

“He’s saved us again!”

“Naiz-sama, we love youuuuuu!”

“You’re our guardian spirit! The protector of this desert!”

The residents of Andika all started cheering on Naiz. Their love for Naiz had grown, while their wariness toward Oscar had also grown. Thanks to this incident, everyone learned one simple formula: Glasses + Maid Uniforms + Crossdressers = War.