Battle Emperor - Chapter 40

Chapter 40

The so-called Unstoppable Diarrhea, just by hearing the name, one could guess its purpose. It was different from normal laxatives. This laxative didn’t need to be ingested. As long as there was contact, then the diarrhea would not stop.

(TN: Fun fact, lots of people die from diarrhea every year.)

Along their journey, as Xie Ao Yu and Qin Yueyi went towards the cave, Qin Yueyi told him about the Unstoppable Diarrhea.

It turns out, Qin Yueyi used these on people who went against her. In order to make the Unstoppable Diarrhea, she had searched across Tian Luo Empire for all the top level alchemists, but none could make it, but at very end she had found the Gui Wei Country’s Grand Master Men Luo.

(TN: 贵为国. Gooey Country? Gateway?)

Because Qin Yueyi kept acting spoiled, in the end, Men Luo created Unstoppable Diarrhea for her.

(TN: I feel like the meaning was something like “kept pestering him”)

And to go with the Unstoppable Diarrhea was the… Chrysanthemum  Exploder

Thinking about the two, Xie Ao Yu could only use the word devil to describe Qin Yueyi.

Soon they found that cave.

“You wait outside.” Xie Ao Yu told her.

Qin Yueyi didn’t argue. The key point was the spirit beast’s lair was incredibly stinky. That odor could make most people faint. Naturally she wouldn’t willingly go in.

Xie Ao Yu then snuck into the cave.

He picked up a large rock from the ground, put some qi into it, then suddenly threw it in deep into the cave.

From inside the cave came the sound of the rock hitting a cave wall, but no sound of any spirit beasts. Xie Ao Yu then looked at the cave entrance and saw blood all over the place. He quietly said to himself, could it be that Te La and his underlings killed off the spirit beast.

Xie Ao Yu carefully tiptoed in.

He really didn’t find the spirit beast that could spit poisonous fog.

He arrived at the place where the weeds and leaves had been piled up, then pulled out the small bottle of Unstoppable Diarrhea. Inside was a lot of powder. Xie Ao Yu began to lightly sprinkle it.

He didn’t sprinkle too much powder, but not too little either, but enough so that other people wouldn’t be able to see it.

Once he had sprinkled it where the wooden box used to be located, he discovered that it was apparent there was something missing there, and the ground had a small indent.

He couldn’t tell if it was just because when the wooden box had been there, the spirit beast would lie on top of it creating the indent.

If it was left there, then it would naturally be discovered.

Xie Ao Yu searched for a rock to stick into there in order to cover that place.

“Dong!”

As he inserted the rock, he heard a muffled sound.

Hmm?

Xie Ao Yu felt a little surprised, why did it sound like it was hollow? He pulled out the rock, knocked against the surface, and found out that the ground was indeed hollow.

This time, Xie Ao Yu’s eyes widened.

He reached out to open it, but then he remembered that there had been hidden weapons inside the wooden box. He pulled out the Lightning Spirit Holy Sword, moved away a bit, and then used the Lightning Spirit Holy Sword to hit it.

“Bang!”

The ground immediately split and created a gap.

“Hu…”

A strong wind flowed out. The strong wind sent Xie Ao Yu flying in a second, like he was a broken kite.

And the weeds, leaves, odor etc. were also all blown away.

(ED: What about the UD!? He touched the powder?)

What happened?

Xie Ao Yu’s heart beat crazily. How could that small pit have such a large wind that could even blow him away. That would require a lot of wind.

“Ding dong!”

(TN: What should I call this? 叮咚)

At this time, Xie Ao Yu felt his chest go cold. The tri-colored ball began to shake.

His shirt ripped open creating a gap, exposing a muscular chest, and the skin had three colors, purple, yellow, and green appear on it.

It could be faintly seen that it seemed to have the appearance of a ball.

The tri-colored ball!

Xie Ao Yu immediately used his spirit to feel it. He wanted to see what the tri-colored ball was doing. The tri-colored ball had already brought too many surprises to Xie Ao Yu.

But his mental strength still had not touched the tri-colored ball when it exploded out.

He had originally been sent flying by the wind, but because the tri-colored ball had appeared, he stopped, hovering in midair, emitting the tri-colored ball’s three beams of light.

“Buzz…”

From the small pit came the same type of fluctuations.

Following that, to Xie Ao Yu’s horror, he discovered that the entire mountain was shaking, the ground was also vibrating. It was as if that thing had been the root of this area.

A small halo of blue light slowly came out of the pit.

That blue light connected with the three lights on his chest via a beam, then suddenly they all combined together. Then the three lights slowly retracted, and that blue light also shot into Xie Ao Yu.

The thing inside the pit finally revealed itself.

It was a blue bead.

The bead was about as large as a thumb, was crystalline and clear, and there seemed to be something inside it, but even though Xie Ao Yu wanted to see what it was, it was a blur, despite the bead being clearly see-through.

This kind of odd thing made Xie Ao Yu feel a little stupid.

When that bead arrived about half a meter away from Xie Ao Yu, Xie Ao Yu clearly felt a hint of airflow coming from it.

The airflow was very weak, when it blew against his face, it felt like a spring breeze.

It was very comfortable.

The blue bead floated to where Xie Ao Yu stood, hovering uncertainly, and the tri-colored ball gradually came out. After the two balls were facing each other for about a minute, the blue bead slowly flew forward.

The two touched.

When the blue bead came into contact with Xie Ao Yu’s skin, he once again experienced the taste of the tri-colored ball. It was very odd. It was as if there was a gentle flow rapidly coursing throughout his entire body.

That sort of comfortable taste made him nearly moan.

It felt amazing.

After the blue bead touched his skin, Xie Ao Yu clearly saw the blue bead slowly begin to enter his chest.

It was directly entering into his body from the outside.

But his body didn’t feel any pain. Once the blue bead fully entered, he immediately looked within himself. He immediately saw the blue bead was circling around the tri-colored ball. Unexpectedly, it was slowly spinning around, and between the blue bead and the tri-colored ball there was a faint connection.

This kind of connection was invisible, but the body was Xie Ao Yu’s so he could clearly feel it.

The two were connected.

Then Xie Ao Yu slowly fell back to the ground, his feet touching the ground, and everything went back to normal.

Pulling off his clothes to look, he saw that his outer appearance hadn’t changed.

It was just the lights were gone.

And also, due to the large wind created by the blue bead, everything in the cave had been blown away. It was originally foul-smelling, but now it no longer had that repugnant air.

Xie Ao Yu patted his chest but still didn’t feel anything. He couldn’t help but bitterly smile.

He faintly felt within himself that the blue bead was a part of a set that worked with the tri-colored ball, otherwise this situation wouldn’t have occurred.

But what was the blue bead?

He had no idea and could only shrug helplessly. Maybe in the future he could find some information pertaining the blue bead and the tri-colored ball.

Looking at the cave, Xie Ao Yu once again pulled out the Unstoppable Diarrhea, spreading it across the cave. The total length of the cave was about ten meters. Xie Ao Yu had confidence that if a few dozen people came in, it would definitely be entertaining.

There would probably be some excitement soon…The Imperial Crown Mercenaries group many people would all have uncontrollable diarrhea together. It would be the stinky spirit beasts’ big news.

After putting away the small bottle, Xie Ao Yu left the cave.

Qin Yueyi was about three or four hundred meters away from the cave. When she had heard the wind blowing before, she didn’t know the situation, but seeing Xie Ao Yu come out, she asked: “Is everything done?”

“It’s done.” Xie Ao Yu laughed, “Once Valencia and his men come, I’m guessing this area will become Heng Duan Mountain Range’s eleventh forbidden area.” He patted Qin Yueyi’s shoulder, “Let’s go. You’re not intending to wait for them to find this place right?”

Qin Yueyi looked a little disappointed: “Looks like there won’t be a chance to see Heng Duan Mountain Range’s eleventh forbidden area come into being.”

Laughing, the two made to leave.

But before they had left, they saw some people in the distance.

Qin Yueyi looked closely. Not only could she see through lies, she could also see very far into the distance. She said in surprise: “It’s Valencia and them.”

“No way. How did they come so fast.” Xie Ao Yu was puzzled.

When those people had come a bit closer, Xie Ao Yu immediately spotted Valencia.

In Valencia’s hands was the map. Next to him was another person holding a large map. With the two maps together, they still seemed uncertain.

“It looks like they have a map that depicts the area for many miles, thus they easily found it. Xie Ao Yu squinted his eyes. A smile appeared on his face, “Little devil. I thought of a method. It would be better if we…” He whispered to Qin Yueyi.

Qin Yueyi’s eyes lit up. She patted Xie Ao Yu’s shoulder, “You always say I’m a little devil. Now I know you are a big devil!”

“To whoever challenges me, indeed I am a big devil. I want to make sure my enemies regret it!” Xie Ao Yu said, with a scary look on his face, making even Qin Yueyi feel a scared. Then Xie Ao Yu said, “We’ll each get ready and give them an even bigger surprise!”

The big and small devil began their devilish actions.