Chapter 111 - An old Geezer dragged into a hero summoning should be immediately returned
My name is Shinno Shinnosuke.
I’m a 42-year-old salaryman.
Even though I’m already at this age, I’m still single.
My parents and friends often urge me to marry already.
They have already introduced me to countless women.
I wouldn’t say it with my own mouth, many of the women introduced to me were quite smitten with me, there was definitely a possibility to have a relationship with one of them with prospects of marrying… I was that positive.
Among them were many that were perfect marriage candidates in both personality and appearance.
However, I’m sorry, but I refused each one of them. The main reason for that was that they simply didn’t suit my taste.
Because I――
ーーLike Highschool Girls!!!
Yeah, Highschool Girls!
That ephemeral time in their life in which they are on the boundary of changing from a child into an adult. I’m convinced that that’s the time a woman is the most beautiful.
In short, I, who is 42, am checkmated.
Something like going out with a Highschool girl won’t be forgiven by society.
However!
However!
If I’m just looking, it isn’t a crime!
The ones I became interested in recently, is that trio of Highschool girls I often see on my way to work.
“Megucchi, good morning~!”
“Go, Good morning…… Akane-chan……. Hyawah?”
“As I thought, Megu-chi’s body is soft and feels great”
“Wai, wait, stop it, Akane-chan………!”
“Hey, Akane. What are you this early in the morning?”
“Ah, Osamucchi! Morning~! As you can see, I’m absorbing Megucchi’s energy!”
“E,everyone is looking. Please let go, it’s embarrassing”
“Can’t be helped~. Then, after 5 minutes.”
“Fueeeee!”
High school girls playing around… What a sight for my sore eyes.
Moreover, when it’s three beauties that seem as if they’d belong in an Idol unit, my crotch can’t help but swell up.
By the way, sniffing also isn’t a crime.
Keeping a Poker Face is my forte.
While pretending that I’m a normal salaryman you’d find anywhere (I mean, I am a normal salaryman), I secretly pass behind them and enjoy their scent.
SniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSniff――
Whups, looks like I’m enjoying myself a bit too much.
By the way, I’m a Highschool Girl Meister that can sense their condition and mood as well as in parameters such as what they had for breakfast just by sniffing them.
Now, hear my declaration!
All of them are virgins!
No doubt about it.
They smell like hymens after all.
My time of bliss doesn’t last long.
Seeing the intersection further ahead, they turn left.
By then I’ve saved up enough energy to get through work today!
It was at that moment.
A complicated pattern suddenly appeared below their feet.
That totally looked like a magic circle……
Co, could it be that that’s…….!?
What flashed through my mind was a webnovel I got addicted to recently.
The theme of getting summoned into a so-called different world was popular and I, who had a lot of free time in my vacations, followed several series.
A normal high schooler gets summoned to a different world, becomes a hero, defeats the Demon King, and saves the world.
There are many works that take a twist in this simple approach.
Among them, there are stories in which an ordinary salaryman gets wrapped up in the high schoolers’ summoning and ends up more outstanding than the hero.
That thing that looks like a magic circle expanded to take exactly all three of them in.
I, who was two meters behind them, jumped into it.
The girls who were surprised by the thing appearing below their feet, saying “Eh? What’s that?”, we’re now surprised by me suddenly approaching, raising a shriek “Hiih?”, but I won’t let this chance slip away.
Immediately after that, when I thought that my vision had dyed pure whiteーー
I found myself standing in an unfamiliar place together with them.
It’s a majestic place to which the word cathedral would fit.
Yahoooooooo!
I was delighted.
I was able to properly get wrapped up in the hero summoning!
What is awaiting me is the kya kya ufufu (?) journey to subjugate the Demon King with these cute Highschool Girls!
“My bad, but I’m taking that position”
“Eh?”
In the next moment, my vision was dyed pure white again.
And when I came to, I was standing on the normal road again.
“……Hah?”
Those Highschool Girls weren’t here.
Could it be that I’m the only one that returned to the previous world………?
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!”
I wailed.
While falling to my knees I hit the ground and cried without paying attention to anyone who might see me.
Why?! Why did I return?!
Even though I wanted to fight the Demon King together with those Highschool Girls as well!
“Highschool Girls! Highschool Girls! Highschool Girls! Highschool Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirls! Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!”
Then the police came
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“Where are we……?”
“Eh, what, what? What happened?”
“Fueeeee……?”
Those girls were pretty confused finding themselves standing in the middle of this solemn space.
“……Looks like we were transferred to a different world somehow”
“A, a different world…….? ……Eh, who are you?”
A girl with her black hair tied together in a ponytail turned my way, getting cautious.
“Don’t worry. I’m also a Japanese. I got sent here together with you.”
“N, now that I think of it……I think there was some weird person that suddenly charged at us……”
A timid girl with short hair muttered.
“That was me”
“No matter how one looks at it you’re a different person!?”
“Looks like you didn’t see it right”
“No,no, that was some complete geezer, right?! Besides, that geezer was totally suspicious, always secretly trying to approach us! Perverts like that are scary, I even thought about telling it to the police!”
Old man, you got found out.
However, there’s just one thing I want to say.
“Please forgive me for wanting to sniff the smell of Highschool Girlsーーーー！”
“That guy’s also a pervert!?”
A girl that left a lively impression tilted her head.
“Hey, hey, Osamucchi, do I perhaps smell?”
“……Akane, that’s not what this is about”
“Am I wrong?”
『……..What on Earth are you doing, Master?』
As you can see I wanted to try getting dragged into a hero summoning.
『The one that got dragged into it was a different person though? You should call it forcefully intercepting it』
No, no, there’s no reason to criticize me.
Rather I protected these girls from that Highschool Girl loving pervert.
You should praise me.
『Certainly, Master might be a little bit better than that man……..』
Woah, looks like the guys who summoned these girls showed up.
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