Chapter 112 - Playboy
We were taken to the audience hall.
That geezer who’s sitting on top of that throne, like he was all important, must be the King.
He was plump and had a mustache.
I don‘t know how to describe it, but he felt like a very king-like King.
“Welcome, Heroes from a different world. We summoned you honorable people for no other reason but to defeat the Demon King who is threatening this world‘s peace”
The King straightforwardly said as such.
“We are heroes?!”
“Th, the Demon King, you say…….”
Well, I‘d also get scared if I were told something like this all of a sudden as well.
“Yes, yes! Is the Demon King strong?”
“Of course. Besides they have a lot of subordinates and demonic beasts under them.”
“Wai, wait a minute. We‘re just normal Highschool Girls though!”
“You do not have to worry. You, who were summoned as heroes, should have the appropriate power to defeat the Demon Lord. Of course, it’s still necessary for you to level up, but presently, you wouldn’t lose to a soldier.”
“A, a soldier you say……”
There were armed soldiers in the audience hall for the King‘s protection.
All of them were strong looking men.
“In any case, we should first discern the honored heroes’ abilities”
At the King‘s Signal, someone dressed like a priest brought a chalice filled with water.
“This is a Magic Tool called [Divine Chalice] and with this, one can confirm one‘s aptitudes and talents. Place your hand on the chalice and silently pray, the water in it should change color then. Your power can be discerned by said color.”
“Looks interesting! I wanna try itーー!”
“Wai, Akane……”
The first one who raised her hand was that Highschool girl that seemed to be having fun from a while ago and wasn’t confused at all.
“Umu. Then you are……”
“I‘m Akahoshi Akane!”
“Akahoshi Akane, is it? The names of otherworldly humans are as strange as ever”
Not caring about her friends’ worries, sheーー Akane, received the „Divine Chalice“ without hesitation.
Then the water’s color changed to dark blue.
„Her aptitude seems to be that of a „magician“. Moreover, this depth……. she can be considered to be the owner of tremendous talent.“
The priest-like man explained as such.
Apparently, the darker the color, the better your aptitude was.
The King nodded in satisfaction.
„As expected from a hero“
„So does being a „Magician“ mean I can use magic?“
„Exactly“
„Yaaaay“
I checked that girl‘s status.
Akane
Level ：１
Skill ：〈Fire Magic〉〈Wind Magic〉〈Magical Power Recovery〉
She definitely seemed to possess a good number of magic related skills.
„The next is……“
„The, then I will go. Ehm, I‘m Kyouno Kyouko“
„Umu. Well then, Kyouno Kyouko, to the „Divine Chalice““
This time, the water turned deep red.
„Her aptitude seems to be that of a „Swordsman“. Moreover, this one is also quite deep in color“
Kyouko
Level ：１
Skill ：〈Swordsmanship〉〈Fighting Spirit〉
Next was the pretty weak willed seeming girl‘s turn.
„I, I‘m Meguro Megumi“
The water turned pure white.
„Her aptitude is that of a „Healer“. Her talent isn’t any less than that of the previous two.“
Megumi
Level ：1
Skill ：〈Healing Magic〉〈Support Magic〉
Looks like she not only had Healing Magic, but also Support Magic.
„Wonderful! All three of them are fit for the title of hero! In fact, A „Swordsman“, „Magician“ and „Healer“ create the perfect party balance.“
The King seemed very satisfied
„Well then, the last person. Just what kind of talent will you show us“
What will happen to that thing if I just do it normally?
『The „Divine Chalice“ will break』
Seriously?
『As with Scouters, it has a limit to which it can measure』(Tn: from Dragonball)
Setting aside why Naviko knows about the Scouter, this looks like a valuable magic tool, so it would be pretty bad if it broke.
Well, should I just disguise it as something appropriate?
As a result the water turned deep pink.
„Hooh, isn‘t that also a very dark shade. How is it, Priest? What is his aptitude?“
„Ple, please wait a moment. It‘s a color I haven’t seen before.“
The priest was a bit flustered.
He took a thick book out of his robe and looked through it for a while,
„it‘s……“Playboy“?“
„“Playboy“?“
„Ye, yes. Apparently, he seems to have the aptitude of a “Playboy“.“
„Just what abilities…… does a „Playboy“ have?“
„Erm……As the name suggests, they have talents for various forms of playing, that‘s what the manual says“
There was a manual?
„……Does this help in defeating the Demon King?“
„I, I do not know“
The King and Priest were confused.
『Why did you make it something so odd again, Master?』
No, no, don‘t look down on Playboys!?
They can suddenly awaken and change jobs to sage. (Tn: a reference to “Did you know that a Playboy can change his job to a sage?”)
However, perhaps because they didn‘t understand the splendor of a “Playboy“ thing like: “Playboy? Hey, he said playboy……”, “What the hell‘s that?“, “That won’t be helpful at all.”, “Pfffffft” were heard from the officials and military personnel in the audience.
“Of course it‘ll be helpful!”
I loudly appealed as such.
“I‘ll show it to you! That playing is the strongest weapon to defeat the Demon King!”
Thenーーーー I took of all my clothes, my underwear as well, and became naked.
“Why did you undressーーーーー!?”
Kyouko shouted as such.
Be at ease.
I hid just my crotch behind a tray.
“Your backside is completely visible though!?”
“……… then don‘t stand behind me.”
『Apologize to Saitou-sensei』
She got angry because I tried to say something GoXgo like. (Tn: Reference to Golgo 13. The mangaka‘s name is Takao Saitou)
“Hawawawah…..“
“Wah, butt, butt!“
Megumu hid her face behind both of her hands but peeked through the gaps between her fingers.
Akane is happily calling out ‘Butt Butt’.
“Y, you are in the presence of the King!“
“How disrespectful……!“
“It‘s fine, you guys“
There were some of his men who got angry but the King commanded them as such.
“You said you hold the power to defeat the Demon King? If so then show it to me!“
I nodded.
“Take a good Look! This is Japan‘s world famous Nude performance!“
I switched the hand holding the tray or flipping it in an instant.
Or I let go of the tray and let it spin on the spot before catching it again.
Of course without exposing my crotch.
It seemed as if it would show but it didn‘t.
Tension was in the air.
The eyes of the people who were in the audience hall turned serious.
“Wha, what‘s with this idiotic performance……?”
“No, it‘s not just something idiotic! Doing something like this without an advanced skill!“
“I, I really can‘t see it! Though I‘m confident in my dynamic vision……“
Then my performance just heated up more.
I did dynamic movements such as cartwheels, air cartwheels and rotary jumps.
Sometimes I‘d even do elegant poses one would see in rhythmic gymnastics.
“Even though he‘s making these movements, he‘s still perfectly covering his crotch!”
“I don‘t really get it but it‘s amazing!”
“For there to be an art like this……”
The people in the audience hall grew more and more excited.
Before long it reached the climax, so I decided to show off my final trick.
I greatly raised both of my arms and ran around.
Through the wind pressure the tray stayed attached to me.
“””Ooooh“““
After my nude performance was over I received a tremendous applause.
The King stood up and clapped his hands.
“Wonderful!“
“This is…… This is what a nude performance is!“
“The different world has something like this, huh……“
As expected from a nude performance, it seems to be very popular.
It’s a universal art that even found its way into a different world.
“Stop!? Japan‘s image is………!“
Only Kyouko gripped her head.
“You showed me something good! With this, I‘m sure if you are with them, you will surely be able to defeat the Demon King!”
“Why?! How should we defeat the Demon King with any of that?!“
Kyouko tried to retort to the satisfied King with all her might.
“That reminds me, I haven‘t asked you yet. What is your name?“
“My name isーー“
I answered the King‘s question.
“Karuna 100%“”
“That‘s definitely fake!?“
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