Chapter 118 - The Mohawk Skeleton
“I didn’t think I’d lose to a guy like that…”
We defeated a mascot that looked like a monkey which ate carrots instead of bananas in the “Labyrinth of Strength” and completed the third trial.
“……That weapon, who can even equip this?”
“It looks heavy!”
After we cleared it, we received a heavy weapon called “Iron ball of Strength”.
This weapon is a gigantic thorny iron ball connected to a chain, which one could swing to attack an enemy.
“It doesn’t look like a weapon a 【Playboy】like me could equip, huh”
“You always have one hand occupied after all……”
“The, then…… Is it, for me……? I basically don’t have anything……”
The 【Healer】Megumi didn’t have anything that could be seen as a weapon with her.
She had a knife for self-defense hanging on her waist.
“Can you use this?”
“Can’t hurt to try, right?”
“……Ye, yes”
“Yahohohohohoho!”
Oh, an enemy appeared just at the right time.
“I’m the Deputy Captain of the Lulumba Pirate crew who can make crying kids piss their pants! ーーIn the past. Now I’m one of the Demon King Army’s Four Heavenly Kings, King of the Underworld Brodock, that’s who I am! I came to take your lives!”
A close to three-meter tall skeleton with a mohawk stood before us.
“The third one of the Four Heavenly Kings……?”
“Eh? Isn’t it the second one?”
No, Akane was the one who defeated the second one though.
The one that went Puchi.
So if we continue the line up of PXh-san and Kamen RiXer wouldn’t he be BroXk? (Tn: Winnie Pooh, Kamen Rider and Brook)
Shouldn’t this be the time for the protagonist LXffy to appear?
“Robbing the lives of such young people pains my butt…Well, I don’t have a butt though! Yahohoho!”
Nope, this is exactly like one of BroXk’s Skeleton jokes.
However, that saying is wrong.
“Even though I look like this, I’m actually an undead!”
“No, we can tell by just looking at you”
“………Ei”
Megumi swung the “Ironball of Strength”, which she just got in her hands, around, aimed for the Mohawk skeleton then threw it.
“Yahohohoho! After you all died I’ll gather up your bones andーーGuboah!?”
The Ironball that came flying directly hit him from the side and blew that Mohawk Skeleton away.
“Lo, looks like I can use it……”
“Amaaaazing! Megucchi is powerful!”
“However, because the opponent was entirely made out of bones he got blown away easily……”
The Mohawk Skeleton stood back up.
The bones in the place where he took the ironball were all broken.
“Wai, what are you doing all of a sudden when I didn’t even finish saying my lines!? I was so surprised that I nearly let out some sh*t! No, I can’t do something like sh*t though! By the way, this just now was a scat joーーGyauh!?”
Before the Mohawk Skeleton could say one more word he got blown away again.
“As I said, stop interrupting me when I’m in the middle of saying my lines!?”
“……I’m sorry……Your jokes were so boring…… so I……”
“Shoooock……”
The Mohawk Skeleton grabbed his head, probably because he received some shock.
“How mean…… I can’t keep on living like this……No, I’m already dead though! Woah, as expected this totally a no-fail joke? Yahohohoho!”
“Ei”
“Nuooooooh!?”
This was the third time the Mohawk Skeleton took that iron ball.
“Grrrr…… You made me angry! Come out, Skeletons!”
Just when I thought that the earth was rising here and there, there were more than fifty skeletons that crawled out of the ground.
“Depart! Bone bone troop! Though you’ve already departed, right? Yahohohoho!”
“……Ei!”
Megumi’s iron ball got all of the skeletons and cleared them away.
They seemed much more fragile than the Mohawk Skeleton as they easily were crushed to pieces.
“Nuoooooooooooooooh!? Wai, my Bone bone troop! What is this?! How can I face their bereaved families?! Just thinking about that makes me go bald!? If that happens I have to apply the hair growth stimulant to my scalp and…….Wait, I don’t even have a scalp! Yahohohoho! This was a ScaXpD Joke!” (Tn: Scalp D is a Japanese Hair Growth Stimulant)
That guy’s annoying.
“Yahohohoho! Enough with the jokes! I’ll get serious now!”
The bones of the skeletons Megumi did in fact started to move again.
And then they gathered around the body of the Mohawk Skeleton.
Eventually, over 10 meters tall, a gigantic skeleton came into existence.
“This is my secret technique, Bone Amalgamation! Like this, I won’t be able to go easy on you anymore! Yahohohoho!”
“You didn’t do something like going easy on me, I’ve been one-sidedly beating you up since a while ago”
And then it turned into an unexpected normal battle.
Kyouko, Akane, and Megumi were fighting and I was displaying my nude performance in the back.
Since we’ve been fighting together for some time now, our cooperation has improved considerably.
『Won’t master work with them in any way?』
“No, I mean if you look at them you can see that they’ve become an amazing force”
“Nuoooooooooooh!?”
The Mohawk Skeleton’s body collapsed accompanied by death screams.
Looks like they’ve defeated him.
“……Yahohohoho……I’ve been defeated, as expected of heroes…….. However, with this, you won’t able to beat the Deーー”
“Next is the last trial, right?”
“That place called the “Temple of Luck” is located southwest from here, isn’t it?”
“……The trial of luck, I wonder how it looks like…….”
“If it’s luck then you can leave that to me who is a 【Playboy】”
“ーーHey, please don’t ignore meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Also I’m still alive! I’ll be restored again after some time!”
It looks like he can’t be defeated with physical attacks, so what if I try to purify him with magic.
“Nooooooooooooooo!?”
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“The Underworld King Brodok was also done in, huh……”
“Good grief, all of them are dirtying the name of the Four Heavenly Kings……”
“However, I am different from those other guys”
“I, who holds the name of the strongest of the Four Heavenly Kings, will utterly massacre the heroes this time”
“By the way, why are you talking as if you’re holding a dialogue when you’re all alone?”
“Kukuku, I’m able to play various roles even if I’m all alone!”
“…….Being alone is lonely huh……”
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We finally reached the location of the final trial, the “Temple of Luck”.
As it was a temple, it had a solemn and sacred feel to it.
With tension, we set foot inside the temple to see what kind of trial awaited us.
“Wha……”
“This is……”
“……The last trial……?”
What we saw there wasーー
A gigantic chandelier hanging from the ceiling.
The floor is covered in a big high-class carpet.
Tables of various shapes were lined up in rows.
And there was a roulette that was spinning vigorously.
“……Casino?”
Right.
It was a huge gambling house.
“I’m Usaemon!”
A blue raccoon-like creature with rabbit ears appeared before us.
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