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Chapter 128 - An eye for an eye, a pervert for a pervert

“Haah, haah…… damn it, what a dungeon…….”

“It’s harder than one would expect……”

 

We’ve only been in this dungeon for about two hours.

However, we were already feeling exhausted and tired.

 

This was because the traps and monsters were just too harsh.

All of them have close to no fighting power, which would make this a safe dungeon.

However, instead, they quickly scraped away our mental power.

 

That human faces’ mushrooms that spat out aphrodisiacs.

Slime that had aphrodisiac mixed in with its mucus.

Pitfalls filled with lotion and aphrodisiac.

Coconuts that seemed to help quench one’s thirst but were actually filled with aphrodisiac.

Slimy tentacle monster that relentlessly aimed for “holes”ー.

 

There’s just too much aphrodisiac.

Moreover, the treasure chest that could be found at some places were only filled with weird sex toys.

 

Thanks to that, the male adventurers we came across here and there wereーー

 

…….A, anyway, except for that point the difficulty of conquering this dungeon wasn’t high.

Rather, there were hot springs, restaurants, taverns and inns placed along the way and many adventures leisurely enjoyed these services.

 

We ignored those things and just proceeded forward for now and fell prey to the monsters and traps again and again, we were mentally exhausted but it might be a comparatively easy to conquer dungeon if one is patient.

 

“Still, we managed to reach the 8th floor”

 

I heard that it had 10 floors in total, so just a bit more.

 

“Nuooooooh!? He, help mee!? The tentacles, the tentacles, in my behiiiiiiind!?”

 

Eh, that geezer got done in by those tentacles again ?!

How many times has it been, shit.

 

“That’s why I told you to be careful around those tentacles! If I were to save you, my life ーーーーRather my butt would also be in danger!?”

“I’m sorry……Haun! Uaahn!”

“Hey, don’t make weird sounds!?”

 

Rather, that geezer’s face looks rather happy?

Could it be that he awoke to something after getting thoroughly done in…………..No, it’s no use, I shouldn’t think about something like that.

 

Those tentacle monsters are non-aggressive (?) and do nothing but aim for one’s butt, however, because their whole body is covered in mucus and they are very elastic so they are pretty troublesome as they can’t be easily pierced by swords.

 

In the end, I was dug into twice before I could save that old geezer.

 

“……Shit, my ass seriously feels like the worst…….”

 

I didn’t get any other impression other than it being disgusting.

No, really.

Isn’t it gradually starting to feel good, not.

There’s no in hell it’s like that, you hear?!

 

……Re, really, okay?

 

It was at that moment.

 

“Close! He’s close! I can feel that master is really close by!”

 

Ark, who had his ass assaulted by these tentacles countless times as well, suddenly shouted.

Furthermore, Shion

 

“Certainly, I can feel it as well……! Karuna-kun’s presence…!”

 

What’s going on with you guys?

Of course, I didn’t feel anything.

 

“Well, that means we are approaching our goal. Let us proceed”

 

If that guy is really ahead of us then that elf…….should be with him as well.

 

If I meet her again, I’ll definitely make her do my ass……

……Not that!

Why did I think about my ass in this context!?

 

I desperately tried to ban thoughts of my ass out of my head but then I reached enlightenment.

 

“No, wait……? Rather, isn’t that it…….?”

 


I’d Present my ass to that elf girl.

Then, she’d look down on me with her cold eyes and zap my ass with lightningーー

 

ーーBuhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

Oh crap……that’s it.

It has to be that.

 

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Shudder, shudder, shudder

 

“? What’s the matter, Thira? You look pretty pale”

“N, no…….for some reason, I felt an awful chill just now……”

 

   ◇ ◇ ◇

 

“Close! He’s close! I can feel that master is really close by!”

 

I heard a voice I felt was familiar and got a bad feeling.

 

While keeping myself hidden with the skill 〈Camouflage • Extreme〉, I tried to search for the owner… There was a handsome adventurer.

 

Why is that guy here……?

 

Beside him were other people I’ve seen before.

 

Isn’t that old man over there the chief of the Alsarah Adventure Guild?

He’s that perverted bastard that did that bridge masturbation in his office.

 

And that old Geezer over there, isn’t that Ellen’s butler or something?

Even though his HP were pretty low, he was some masochistic geezer who enjoyed getting hit by Ellen until the very end.

 

Geh……That guy’s Shion!?

This guy was a male oni who used to disguise himself as a woman and tried to jump me at night, so I forcibly teleported him away with Baz•om. (Tn: Dragon Quest move)

 

『Apparently, these four people met by chance and entered this dungeon through the entrances of the Rain Empire』

 

Why did all these perverts gather together like that?!

 

『And right now one more pervert = Master is about to join them』

 

Don’t put me on the same level as those guys!

 

『However, it might just be a matter of time before they conquer this dungeon』

 

They’ve already broken through eight floors.

If they, by any chance, manage to complete the dungeon we’d have to give them the clearing reward.


 

The reward being 【Being able to marry the handsome King】meaning,

 

“It’s me, god fricking damn it!”

 

By the way, this reward can’t be canceled as it is under the protection of my chest skill’s, 〈Dungeon Create • Extreme〉, System.


After it has been set one can’t just change the reward. That’s it basically.

 

“Why did I have to make this the reward……”

 

B, but!

They still won’t be able to conquer this dungeon.

A really strong boss is waiting for them at the end after all.

 

『No, if it’s those four they can easily defeat it』

 

……Cr, crap.

Even if it’s powerful, it’s still at most level 60.

 

Speaking of which, was Shion’s level higher than level 60……?

Ark and the old man should have been around level 40.

 

『They have become a little strong』

“Kuh, then I’ll just bring out a stronger boss!”

 

I mean, I just want it to be someone that makes one feel as if one would never win against them.

Or, something that makes one not want to fight it a second time……

 

“! Right, that guy!”

 

One person (?) came to mind.

 

“An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth and a pervert for a pervert!”

 

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“Haah, haah, haah……W, we’ve finally reached this place……”

 

Despite repeatedly having to endure things I’d rather forget we managed to reach the boss room.

 

“We’ve finally come this far so we definitely have to clear it……”

“Of course! If it’s us we definitely will succeed!”

 

I have no idea just what kind of boss is awaiting us, however our fighting strength should be enough.

I’m not scared even if something like a red dragon pops out.

 

“Let’s go!”

 

We opened the door and stepped into the room.

 

There wasーー

 

“Ufufu, welcoooome~❤️”

 

A really muscular man wearing a pink fluffy costume and make up.

What’s more, he had pure white wings growing in his back.

 

“I’m the pretty girl angel Gaaaybim~ Uffun ❤️”

 

He gave us his name in a loud voice while wearing an eerie smile.

 

…..I, I don’t know what I should comment on first.

 

No matter how I look at him, he isn’t a pretty girl, I didn’t think there existed such an ugly angel.

 

“Ara. If you want to plunge into something, how about this place?”

 

It’s a monster that would stick its butt out and say such a thing.

……Right. It’s neither a pretty girl nor an angel.

 

It’s a monster.

 

“Anyway, you guys have nicer members than expected. It was sudden, but I‘m glad I took on this jooob~……slurp“

 

A terrible chill went down my spine due to that monster’s sticky gaze and the sound of its slurping tongue.

 

„A, are you the boss?“

„That’s right. You‘re lucky to have such a beautiful boss as your opponent. I also feel quite good, right here. Ufufufufu……“

 

That monster spat out some bad jokes while pointing at its crotch.

 

Then Shion spoke as if spitting out his words.

 

„…What a disgusting being. Moreover, for you to describe yourself as beautiful…….The word beauty describes me perfectly. I don’t want a monster like you to use it. I’d feel pitiful for the word itself“

 

Right after,


 

„……Aan? What did you just say?“

 

The atmosphere around that monster drastically changed.

 

“““~~~~~!?“““

 

An overwhelming killing intent was thrust towards us.

We ourselves didn’t know what happened, but us, who were supposed to be elites, were blown away by its mere fighting spirit, our bodies began shaking and kneeled right where we stood.

 

„Wha……What , is that guy……?“

„W, we can’t win……“

„Hiiih……“

„? What’s the matter, everyone?“

 

We were astounded by that absolute power difference.

For some reason that old geezer was still though……He might just be completely insensitive.

 

The monster approached us with blue veins visible on its face.

 

„Ufufufu…….Rude children have to be punished, don’t they?“

 

Thi, this is bad……I have to escape……!

 

I tried to quickly escape from that spot, however my body which was paralyzed with fear didn’t move properly.

The best I could do was crawl across the ground.

The same was true for Ark and Shion.

 

„Lovely Attaaaaaaaack ❤️“

 

“““Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa“““

 

We were completely annihilated.

 

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ーーAround the time a pervert was fighting opposing perverts.

 

“Aaaaaaaaaah! Goooooooood! So goooooooooooood! Karuna-kuuuuuuuuuun! You’re beating us the best after aaaaaaaaaaall!”

“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Why do I have to whip this perverted naked angel (♂)?!

 

In Return for summoning Gaybim, I had to accompany that pervert Michael again. 

 

Rather, doesn’t this make using Gaybim meaningleeeeeess!





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