Chapter 19 – Musclehead Princess and Hentai Butler

「…… And that is the reason」

Tira explains the situation to Ellen.

「That being the case, we are not a married couple」

「We are about to cultivate our love from now on」

I add the most important part.

「We are not going to」

Eeh? We are not?

Ellen’s whole body shakes while I receive a shock.

「Ellen-san……?」

Tira calls her out with concern.
Then, Ellen suddenly opens her eyes wide,

「You have captured that dungeon!? Ku, even though I was about to do it myself! Rather, why didn’t you take me along!」

Unfair, unfair! Ellen shouts.
Then she suddenly stands up,

「Since it came to this, I will defeat you guys and make it look like I was the one who captured it!」

「Why is it like this!?」

「She’s a musclehead, after all」

「A musclehead, is it……」

「I, I’m not a musclehead! I just think that settling everything with power is way quicker!」

That is a perfection of a musclehead.

「Stop it, Princess」

The one who scolded her is Ellen’s old butler.

He stood quietly in the corner of the room after serving us a tea, but as expected he can’t stay still after seeing bad behavior of his master.

「Geezer, you stay quiet!」

「I can’t do that」

He flatly refuses her and makes his way to us.

「If you want to have a match with the guests, you have to first defeat this geezer」

「This is a normal talk, right!?」

Tira inserts more tsukkomis.

「Princess doesn’t connect through discussions」

Jiisan sadly shakes his head.

Still, will this Jiisan be okay? He looks feeble. He’s also empty-handed.
While worrying,

「Then, I won’t hold back, geezer!」

「Guwa」

Ellen knocks away the old man with the back of her hand.
Jiisan’s feeble body blows off and crashes into the nearby furniture.
Weak.
Rather, Ellen doesn’t show even a bit of mercy towards an old man……

「A, are you all right?」

Tira rushes to Jiisan in panic.
Filia also asks me worriedly「Did Ojiisan die?」. He’s not dead.

Jiisan says while wobblingly getting up,

「T, there’s no need to worry about me, ojousan……」

「B, but……」

「…… I have been serving Princess since the day she was born. I have been swung around by the violent princess countless times……」

「That is…… cruel……」

「…… Thanks to that, I have completely learned to love this feeling!」

「Yes?」

「Saa, Princess! Don’t think it will end with just this! The battle has still way to――Guwaa」

Ellen knocks down Jiisan again.
But, he gets up immediately,

「N, not even closeeee――Guhoa」

Jiisan stands up again and again while Ellen keeps knocking him down.

「…… Haahaa, m, more…… reward this detestable geezer more…………」

It looks like he’s finally completely exhausted, but his expression looks like he’s in a trance.

「Are all old men of this world perverts……」

「It’s my first time regretting being sorry about someone……」

I and Tira pull back.

On the other hand, Ellen leaves Jiisan as if nothing has happened,

「Well then, here I go!」

She suddenly draws her sword.

「You certainly may be a powerful mage! But, close combat is where I excel, it’s my win!」

「You, didn’t you say the last time that you fight only fair and square!?」

I dodge Ellen’s slash while inserting a tsukkomi.

「U! You, you can use a little of taijutsu, huh!」

「Yeah, I can somewhat use a sword too」

I draw a sword.

「Fun, do you think you can receive the sword of Alsara Kingdom’s destruction princess!」

「You say it proudly, but that’s obviously an insult?」

I lightly evade Ellen’s attack.

「Ku…… Bastard, you have some skill. But, how about this! Haaaaaaa!」

A terrific amount of fighting spirit envelops Ellen’s sword.
It’s Aura Blade.
Moreover, it’s even stronger than ossan’s.

「tte, you are too serious!?」

「Teyaaaaaa!」

Ellen’s sword draws near.

Pakiiiin, a metallic sound.

「Wha ……」

Ellen opens her eyes in astonishment.
Maa, it’s only natural to be surprised.
Because her sword brimming over with fighting spirit has been broken in half.

「Aura Blade, I can use it too, you know?」

I received her sword with my Aura Blade.
Ellen is certainly an expert, but she’s not a match for me who possesses〈Pinnacle of Fighting Spirit〉.
As a result, only Ellen’s sword got destroyed.

「T, that can’t be ……」

Ellen mutters stupidly.
She who got surprised approaches defenselessly.
I knead her boob with my left hand and put the sword to her neck.

「It’s my victory」

「This me…… lost in a sword fight……?」

Ellen groans with a husky voice.

「Yes, it’s your loss」

I say while kneading Ellen’s boob.
It’s so huge it spills out from my hand……

「Even though…… I though that…… I won’t lose in sword to anyone……」

「Maa, but I think you have a considerable skill」

The feeling of squeezing her boob is also considerable.
The softness and elasticity are dangerous.

「Rather, there’s no reason to rub her chest, right!? Why are you rubbing her in the confusion!」

「Because the breasts are there, of course」

――Bako.
Tira strikes my head with her staff.

「U, uwaaaaaaaan! I have looooost!」

Ellen suddenly yells out.
She runs towards the back of the room.

「Princess! G, guwaa!」

The old man in the way of Ellen’s charge gets blown off.
Rather, he jumped into her way himself.

「Haahaa…… Princes…… more…… please, hurt this old geezer moreeeeee!」

「Ueeeeeen! I looooost! I have lost in the only thing I could be proud oooooof! Even though I have no other redeeming feautreeeeee! Even though I can’t do anything else than a swooooord! Even though I was called a sword fool so I foolishly continued practicing swooooood!」

The butler who rolls around the floor in agony.
A princess who rushes out of the door like a weeping big child.

「…… I start worrying if it’s really alright to enter diplomatic relationship with this kingdom, I’m extremely concerned ……」

Tira who sighs deeply in the chaos.