Chapter 412
When our guide finally appeared before us, I did a quick double take as he was remarkably similar to Formo in appearance . The impression was somewhat reinforced when he arrived riding on the back of a tremendously fearsome worm monster .
[WHAT HO! ARE YOU THE DASTARDLY CREATURES WHO THROTTLED MY CREATION?]
I take that as my cue to step forward then .
[Ah, yes . Hello there! We come in peace! Had we realised that the creature we were battling had belonged to one of the Sophos, we'd have left it well enough alone . ]
This particular member of Formo's people shares much the same appearance as Formo himself . The Sophos are quite small, with thin, gangly arms and legs that support an unimpressive torso which in turn supports a truly impressive nonce .
Without eyes or perhaps even ears, the Sophos have an impressively bulbous head that they can't seem to hold up properly, resulting in a hunched posture that makes them look even smaller than they ought to . They appear completely hairless and somewhat wrinkly, which I can easily tell, since they don't appear to wear any clothes other than a loincloth .
[WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE CORE FORGE IS THAT?!]
I can't help but look around frantically to see what he's screaming about, but the guy doesn't have eyes! How the hell am I supposed to know what he's looking at?! His head didn't even move!
[I'm not sure what you mean?!]
[YOUR PET! HOW IN THE BLAZES DID YOU GET YOUR GRUBBY MANDIBLES ON ONE?!]
[Are you referring to Tiny? I mean . He's a big 'ol Gorilla . There's a few of them in the forest expanse, I'm sure . We can't be far from it, I'd be happy to take you . ]
[NO, YOU BLITHERING NUMBSKULL! THE LIGHTNING FIST APE IS AS COMMON AS MUD AFTER IT RAINS ON A MUD FARM! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE SHADOW CREATURE!]
[Crinis? Uh . Just got lucky I suppose?]
[GIVE HER TO ME!]
[Nope . ]
A brief silence descends between myself and the Sophos, who looks down at me (maybe) imperiously from atop his powerful worm mount . I get the feeling he never considered the possibility I might say no to that request .
[IT WOULD SEEM TO ME, THAT YOU OWE ME REPARATIONS AFTER DESTROYING MY CREATION . ]
Even if the volume hasn't changed, it feels as if his tone has become a little less demanding .
YEEEEEESSS FORMO