Pavilion Master Chu said with righteous indignation, “Fellow Daoist White Dragon, what are you doing?”
At the same time, she quietly loosened the hair she had gathered together into a bundle.
That was close.
If it was not for Fellow Daoist White Dragon acting first, it would have been her who would have attacked Shuhang by conditioned reflex.
Moreover, she would have gone for the neck, cutting off Song Shuhang’s head cleanly from his body.
“It was just a conditioned reflex.” Sister White Dragon gestured with her small claws. “It’s no different from a knee-jerk reaction.”
Pavilion Master Chu said seriously, “Sorry, I don’t have knees, so I can’t relate to you.”
Sister White Dragon looked down at the water, speechless.
Fellow Daoist Chu, what happened to you? Since when did you turn into someone who argues just for the sake of arguing?
You might not have knees now, but you did have them before! It’s not like you’re a snake spirit!
Also, why do I keep on getting the feeling that you’re feeling guilty about something? What are you hiding?
“Will Shuhang be alright?” Sixteen asked a little worriedly. He was blasted far away and had screamed rather miserably.
While she was in thought, Song Shuhang had already come back.
He had moved back instantly.
Inside the Inner World, he could appear anywhere instantly with a single thought, so he was pretty much everywhere.
“Sister White Dragon, why did you hit me?!” complained Song Shuhang’s navel-mouth.
Sixteen looked down at Song Shuhang’s navel.
The shout just now had come from the wooden body’s belly button, and the voice that came out was Song Shuhang.
Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword asked, “Huh? Why are you talking with your belly button?”
“Hehe, I can talk with two mouths now,” said Song Shuhang triumphantly. His words sounded like they were echoing as he spoke with both mouths.
In his current state, he had an upper mouth, which was his original mouth, and a lower mouth that belonged to the wooden body.
“It’s similar to Senior Phoenix Slayer’s two pairs of ears.” Sixteen laughed. Seeing that Song Shuhang was fine, she felt a sense of relief.
“Not only that, I also have four eyes now. The perspective I get from having two pairs of eyes is actually quite interesting, I must admit.” Song Shuhang pointed to the nipple-eyes on his chest as he spoke.
“I tried it out just now, and these eyes can also use the secret technique of the Scholarly Sage. This makes it simply impossible to guard against. Unfortunately, these nipple-eyes can only launch an Expert’s Appraisal Technique at the Sixth Stage, and they can’t be switched out with the Sage’s eye, so they’re relatively lacking in terms of power.”
It was the fine tradition of the Nine Provinces Number One Group to make the topic of conversation jump around. One second ago, he was reprimanding Sister White Dragon for what she did to him, and the next second he had jumped to a whole other topic.
Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “Stop with those bold ideas of yours. Fairy Creation would never allow you to use the Sage’s eye like that.”
Putting the Sage’s eye into the nipple-eyes was an excessively audacious idea.
Also, it was a rather terrifying idea.
In the past, others only had to guard against Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s eyes. The practitioners of the universe knew that whenever Tyrannical Song’s eyes lit up, the pain would soon come.
But now, his nipples could also light up, so they had to prepare for that as well!
It was already hard to defend against Tyrannical Song’s eyes, but now his nipples were also a threat.
His enemies were simply left with no path for retreat!
When Fairy Creation heard someone call her name, she quickly came out and sang, “Song~ Stupid~ Eyes~”
Then, she reached out to grab her teacher’s eye and tried stuffing it into Song Shuhang’s chest.
Song Shuhang quickly shouted, “Don’t do it, Fairy. Don’t stuff it in!”
These are just nipples that have transformed into eyes. They don’t share the same structure as real eyes. These nipple-eyes can’t be gouged out and replaced with the Sage’s eye!
The black Scarlet Heaven Sword sighed with emotion. “If I were the Scholarly Sage, I would choose to be blind.”
Song Shuhang reached out and grabbed Fairy Creation. He then used a firefighter’s carry to put an end to her attempts to stuff the Sage’s eye into his chest.
Afterward, he sat by the Living Spring, all four of his eyes staring at Sister White Dragon.
“Sister White Dragon, why did you hit me just now?” Two of his voices sounded at the same time.
Sister White Dragon said with a guilty conscience, “I didn’t mean to.”
Pavilion Master Chu said from the side, “It’s because of Slow-Witted Song.”
The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. “Him again?”
He had been beaten up by a lot of big shots because of Slow-Witted Song.
“Sister White Dragon, I remember that you also hit me in the past, and it was also because of Slow-Witted Song.” Song Shuhang suddenly remembered a scene, a fragment of his memory on the mysterious island.
There was an underground tomb on the mysterious island. Inside the underground tomb was a crystal coffin, and inside the coffin lay a small white dragon. Later on, Song Shuhang’s consciousness resonated with this little white dragon, who hit him in the head in return.
He got beaten silly at the time.
“There’s no such thing. How could that have even happened?” Sister White Dragon denied it repeatedly, but her guilty tone said otherwise.
“Sister White Dragon really likes Slow-Witted Song.” Song Shuhang spoke with both of his mouths at the same time.
Sister White Dragon sighed deeply. “He just considers me his big sister.”
“Then be a good big sister,” Pavilion Master Chu said calmly. “As for me, I’ll take Slow-Witted Song. Although I may be your senior in terms of age, I don’t have a problem calling you big sister as well.”
The two Immortals stared at each other, and a terrifying pressure began to spread.
Song Shuhang reached out and summoned a table. He sat down imposingly and then rested his chin on his clasped hands.
He liked watching scenes like this.
Sister White Dragon, Pavilion Master Chu, Fairy Cheng Lin, and Fairy White Bone, who founded the [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family], all seemed to have a strange relationship with Slow-Witted Song.
Unfortunately, Slow-Witted Song had never shown up until now.
After the two Immortal fairies stared at each for some time, Sister White Dragon lost her temper.
Every time she became violent, all the people with the surname Song around her would get beaten up.
So, she turned around and grabbed Song Shuhang, sending him flying again.
Song Shuhang was stunned.
Who am I? Where am I? What happened to me? Why am I flying in the sky?
On his back, a loud scream sounded, “Aahhh~ Ahh~”
It was Fairy Creation, who was dubbing for him.
At the same time, a small hand emerged from Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword’s hilt and waved at him.
Shuhang’s ability to seek death was truly exceptional.
Song Shuhang did not come back immediately after being sent flying this time.
He ended up on the edge of that mountain made of Fairy Skylark’s body parts, which made him remember something.
Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, and a bone appeared in the palm of his hand—the bone of eternity!