Cultivation Chat Group - Chapter 271

This forged ‘command to pursue and kill’ of the Limitless Demon Sect was just a bait that Young Master Hai had used to attract that ‘masked man’ and push him to attack Song Shuhang...

"Sigh… you could have used your brain a little, you know? Did you really think that the sect would use normal white paper for a command to pursue and kill? Hahaha..." Young Master Hai tore the ‘command’ of the Limitless Demon Sect through the body of the chubby middle-aged man he was controlling.

Then, he stretched his hand and grabbed a small golden hairpin on the back of the man’s head, gently pulling it out.

Once the golden hairpin came off, the connection between him and the middle-aged man broke.

The middle-aged man held the golden hairpin in his hands and softly fell to the ground, fainting—after waking up, he would think that he fell asleep in this place after getting drunk. Perhaps, he would even feel happy that he had a small golden hairpin in his hands...

At this time, in Song Shuhang’s room.

The corners of Venerable White’s mouth rose, revealing a smile. ‘So it was someone from the Limitless Demon Sect! I was just thinking how to find their headquarters… maybe I’ll find some clues this time.’

Venerable White boasted an enormous amount of mental energy, how could one hope to escape him so easily?

The next day, early morning.

Song Shuhang slept till 8 AM.

He was exhausted after experiencing all those things yesterday night. Therefore, he unknowingly slept for quite a while.

"Are you finally awake?" Senior White turned his head and asked with a smile.

At this time, Senior White was using the computer, watching a movie and scrolling through the chat at the same time.

The movie he was watching was—F*ck, isn’t this from the series of Fast & Furious? Song Shuhang felt a sudden impulse to change the movie into a video tutorial on traffic rules and safe travel.

In the group, several seniors were discussing.

While Senior White was scrolling through the chat log, Song Shuhang happened to see an SOS message from Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman. "Is there any fellow daoist that can send a professor of Chinese language here via mail? I’m really at a loss right now!"

"Pfff…" Song Shuhang almost choked.

He wants someone to send a professor of Chinese language via mail to his place?

Senior, a professor of Chinese language is a person! You can’t casually send him via mail like an object...

Wait, both Soft Feather and Sixteen sent themselves over via mail… does it mean that it’s perfectly normal for the seniors in the group chat to send people via mail?

Dharma King Creation: "Fellow Daoist Seven Lives, what happened? Why do you want us to send a professor via mail?"

As expected, he asked ‘why’ and not ‘can you even send a professor via mail?’... it seems that these seniors have a bizarre concept of express delivery!

This is a serious problem. Someone might get hurt!

At this time, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator replied, "If I’m not mistaken, fellow daoist Seven Lives should be on a remote island, trying to teach the natives how to read and write. Was there some problem with their instruction?"

"Ah, don’t even mention it. These friggin’ natives are as stupid as dogs! I taught them the Three-Character Classic with great difficulty, but I didn’t even have time to turn my head when they had forgotten everything.

No matter how much I whip their palms or beat them after hanging them up, it’s all useless.

Up until now, their pronunciation is still subpar, and they often memorize things in the wrong order. After almost two months, they often change the first sentence of the Three-Character Classic into: Man at birth must grind soya beans into bean curd! Grind their sister! I didn’t even teach them this crap!" Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman was about to collapse.

Just as he sent this message, a new ID popped out in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

The name of this account was ‘I’m stupid Yellow Mountain’s master, Little Doudou’ and it sent the following message: "Woof, woof! Seven Lives, I can’t look the other way after that sentence of yours! Who did you just say that was as stupid as a dog? I’m gonna bite you! Woof, woof!"

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "..."

I’m stupid Yellow Mountain’s master, Little Doudou: "Woof, woof! Immediately apologize to me and all the other monster dogs of the world. Otherwise, I’ll bite you to death!"

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "@True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Your pet just appeared."

True Monarch Yellow Mountain quickly appeared only to send a row of ellipses: "..."

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "Look at Doudou’s name."

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "..."

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: "@Stressed by a Mountain of Books, Isn’t Doudou there with you?