Chapter 836: 836
Impossible! This was reality, and not a video game where one could simply use money to buy pay-to-win items and quickly level up . This was the world of cultivation . . . how could it be so easy to advance in realm?
"Now then, where were you three planning to go before bumping into me?" Song Shuhang, who was in front of them, asked at this time .
Guoguo coughed, and then said, "Senior Brother Shuhang, can we not reply to this question?"
"Hehe, if you want me to spank you until you shiet all over the place . . . sure . " Song Shuhang tilted his head and gently smiled . "Guoguo, I need to remind you of something . I'm now at the Third Stage Overcast Moon Meridian Realm . Therefore, you can forget about escaping!"
The small monk opened his eyes wide . Song Shuhang had really reached the Third Stage Realm! This was like cheating!
But right at this time, the slightly older girl pondered for a moment, and said, "Senior Brother Shuhang, we were originally planning to head to the Jiangnan area . "
She believed that it would be somewhat difficult to vanquish demons and monsters by relying solely on the strength of the trio . Therefore, if they could travel alongside this Senior Brother Song, who was already at the Third Stage Realm, their chances of success would be much higher .
But here came the problem . . . how could they convince this Senior Brother Shuhang to go with them, making him vanquish demons and monsters together with them?
No, wait . . . the main problem was that this Senior Brother Shuhang had just received a mission from Senior Brother Three Realms, and the mission consisted in sending the three of them back!
"Eh? You were also headed to the Jiangnan area?" Song Shuhang pulled his suitcase along and stretched out his hand to push his sunglasses up . After pondering for a moment, he said, "In that case, since Senior Brother Three Realms has yet to come over to pick you up, you'll follow me to Wenzhou City . If Senior Brother Three Realms hasn't come by tomorrow, I'll bring you to the Jiangnan area . I was just planning to go there since my university is about to start . "
After hearing these words, the eyes of the small monk Guoguo immediately lit up . "Senior Brother Shuhang, as expected, you are the best!"
Song Shuhang used a karate chop to gently hit the head of the small monk, and then said, "It's too late for your flattery . Right, let me introduce myself . My surname is Song, and my name is Shuhang . As for my daoist name . . . forget it, just call me Tyrannical Saber Song One, alright?"
Song Shuhang was too lazy to mention all his daoist names . Recently, the name 'Tyrannical Saber Song One' was rather trendy, and even the White Cloud Academy referred to him with this name in public .
Therefore, since he was too lazy to tell them about all his daoist names, he decided to just use 'Tyrannical Saber Song One' .
Sometimes, getting used to things could have scary effects . For example, now that Song Shuhang was used to the daoist name 'Tyrannical Saber Song One', he didn't feel embarrassed or awkward when people called him by this name .
For another example, Song Shuhang had now gotten used to using the saber, and he even felt that riding a flying saber might be very cool .
"Hello, Senior Brother Tyrannical Saber," the slightly older girl said in a soft voice . "My name is Shi, and I don't have a daoist name yet . "
"My name is Zhu," the slightly younger girl replied cautiously .
"Well . . . you can just call me Senior Brother Shuhang, alright?" Song Shuhang got somewhat curious, and asked," Anyway, you have a single-character name?"
They didn't have a surname? Just like Venerable 'White'?
"Yes, we have a single-character name . It's the tradition of our sect," Loli Shi replied in a soft voice .
"Although a single-character name sounds somewhat strange, I'm still very happy that I ended up with it . If our sect had the tradition of giving the disciples two-character names . . . my teacher would have surely called me Lazhu (wax candle) . Therefore, I'm happy with just the single-character name 'Zhu'—it sounds more pleasant," Loli Zhu replied with a serious expression on her face .
"What a strange tradition . . . however, you don't have it that bad in the end . According to what I know, there is this very peculiar sect that decided to name its disciples after all sorts of flora . The daoist names of the previous generation were of the vegetable series, and the ones of the current generation are of the fruit series . Perhaps the daoist names of the next generation would be named after cereals?" Song Shuhang smiled and tried to comfort them .
" . . . " Loli Shi .
" . . . " Loli Zhu .
There is somewhat wrong with this atmosphere! I was trying to comfort them, but it seems it had the opposite effect . . . ? Song Shuhang immediately had a bad premonition .
The small monk Guoguo quietly pulled the corner of Song Shuhang's clothes, and said, "Senior Brother Shuhang, the sect you are talking about is precisely the sect Shi and Zhu come from . If seniority is taken into account, they should be Fairy Lychee's juniors . In other words, they are part of the 'cereal generation' you mentioned just now . "
" . . . " Song Shuhang .
Well, this is so frigging embarrassing!
Loli Shi said, "Are you saying that our daoist names will be of the cereal series? Like Fairy Wheat or Fairy Paddy Rice?"
Loli Zhu said anxiously, "No, I don't want a similar name! I might as well choose the name Fairy Wax Candle at this point!"
"Cough . " Guoguo coughed, and comforted them, "Still, Shi and Zhu aren't really part of Fairy Lychee's lineage . The vegetable and fruit series daoist names are limited to Fairy Lychee's lineage . As far as I know, Shi and Zhu's lineage doesn't have these types of daoist names . "
"You actually know so many things?" Song Shuhang was surprised .
"Ahaha, I just heard Senior Brother Three Realms mention this stuff . " The small monk rubbed his bald head . He absolutely wasn't going to tell Song Shuhang that he had asked Senior Brother Three Realms about all this information so that he could abduct these two honored guests .
Although the small monk was very disobedient, he would act only after careful planning whenever he was going to do something . For example, when he'd run away from the temple the first time to treat his hemorrhoids, he came up all alone with the idea of selling himself to a slave trader so that he could scrape together the money necessary for the surgery .
But right at this time, the slightly older girl, 'Shi', said, "Senior Brother Shuhang, are we going to take another train and head to Wenzhou City? I'm asking because we don't have any money with us at the moment . . . we used everything we had to buy the tickets for that train headed to the Jiangnan area . "
" . . . " Song Shuhang gazed at the small monk, and said, "Were you planning to head to the Jiangnan area with no money at all? If you guys hadn't bumped into me, where were you going to sleep after reaching the Jiangnan area? And what about your food?"
"Of course, we were going to live in the place Senior Medicine Master bought! I even have the key," the small monk Guoguo said smugly .
"When did you get the key?" Song Shuhang was stunned .
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