Feng Yu Jiu Tian - Volume 17 - Chapter 11.2

Volume 17 extra part2

Big news! The Rising Popular idol Qiu Lan is preparing to play the third episode of ‘Feng Yu Jiu Tian’.

The flashes come one after another.

The three girls murmur, then step down, pass by the trash can and invariably threw the inconspicuous trophy into it.

Jiang Ziya coughs again: “Cough, please be quiet, next is our highlight, The Best Couple Award!”

This is the biggest award and the atmosphere is extremely enthusiastic.

Feng Ming winks at Rong Tian and waits with beaming eyes.

“The winner is–” Jiang Ziya pretends to open the envelope: “… Feng Ming! …”

“And… Ruo Yan!”

Ruo Yan is overjoyed, the black face immediately turn into a smiling face.

Rong Tian’s eyes widened with an expression of disbelief: “Impossible! He, he, he…” He pointed to Ruo Yan, “How could he and Feng Ming be the best couples?”

Jiang Ziya slowly says, “There are two reasons. First, Several scenes of the confrontation between Ruo Yan and Feng Ming are more tense, young people ah, the world is different now, excitement and blood are more popular, except for your appearance, you have a little authority, the following several consecutive scenes are gentle drama, how can you get the audience’s favor? If the man is not bad, the audience doesn’t love, do you understand? Besides… If the award ceremony is not a surprise, how to increase the audience!”

“No way! I …” Rong Tian wants to keep fighting, he turns around and sees Feng Ming has fix his hair ready to go on stage, he hurriedly hold Feng Ming’s sleeve: “I can’t believe you’re going to accept this arrangement?”

“I can’t help it” Feng Ming lowered his voice in embarrassment: “It’s hard to be an artist now. If I don’t win any awards tonight, my popularity will definitely decline. Didn’t you say that you will sacrifice anything for me? Just sacrifice again today.”

Rong Tian twists his body coquettishly and steps on the stage.

Ruo Yan strides onto the stage and shakes hands with comrade Jiang Ziya, holds up his trophy and laughs: “Well-deserved, really well-deserved, this is the most well-deserved award ceremony in the entertainment industry this year! The person in charge did a good job, Jiang Ziya got a good job, and the judges gave a good evaluation!” Jiang Ziya smiles and secretly squeezes the envelope on his hand into a ball, which was written in gold-gilded characters — The awarded people: Feng Ming, Rong Tian.

In any case, it’s important to save his own life. Moreover, he heard that Rong Tian’s popularity has declined recently, maybe the third episode he won’t have much highlights, so it may not be a big deal to offend him.

After a lot of uproar for a long time, all the awards were finally awarded. Jiang Ziya successfully completed the task, can not help but happy, just announced the end, so that he can go back to take credit.

There’s a loud shout in midair: “Slow down! I have something to say!”

Everyone look back, a pure, lovely, beautiful, kind, delicate, moving and elegant…. (omitting 100,000 adjectives) angel float in the cloud.

“Ah! Miss Feng Nong is here!” (t/n: self-praise as an angel? i can’t help but comment)

“The famous scriptwriter!”

Feng Nong comes down from the cloud gracefully to the ground and gives a message: “I didn’t want to come forward, but I really have opinions on the winner of the prestigious award of Hard Work Award. I am both scriptwriter and director. I am both father and mother. I deserve this award, why did I let Jiang Ziya take it?”

When Jiang Ziya heard this, ‘okay, it’s originally directed at me’ he snorts coldly, “The award has already been awarded, do you want to overturn it? Don’t think you’re an angel. I can have celestial troops and generals to encourage me up.”

Using his own skills, chanting words and pointing his fingers to the sky, countless celestial troops and generals appear, they prolonging their voice in unison: “En… courage…..”

Feng Nong Angel also sneered, “I have so many actors here, can’t I flatten you. Everyone let’s go together!” After a big shout, the audience is silent.

Feng Nong is stunned, and looks back at the actors: “Why don’t you move? Go up, help me flat out this old man. Rong Hu, your swordsmanship is good, you take the lead.”

As Rong Hu says lazily while picking his teeth, “I’m not the protagonist. What kind of lead? Don’t think i’m honest and take advantage of me all day.”

The big deal is not good, Feng Nong looks around, and her eyes fell on Lie Er. Lie Er lower his head and blot out the guide show, he quickly looks up and says: “Don’t look at me, i’m the winner of The Outstanding Good Looking Award, after a fight, there’ll be no grace at all.”

“Yeah, it’s not big deal to get the prestigious award Hard Work Award.”

“What if i hurt my face?”

“Besides, my performance fee has not been paid yet.”

“Well, so is mine.”

“That being said, I also remembered, mine…”

Jiang Ziya smugly touches the goat’s white beard and Feng Nong looks at this group of ungrateful and unconscionable fellows. Her teeth are itchy and shout loudly: “Shut up!”

The angel is imposing, all complaints disappeared immediately.

“You’ve gone too far, and you don’t think about what I did to you in the first place. You always first,” The delicate jade hand points to Feng Ming. “I treasure you in every possible way, how many times you have been lucky, it all depends on my wonderful writing skills to make you from a reckless brat to become a famous Duke Ming. If I turned my pen that day, instead of arranging your soul on Prince Xirei’s body and moving you to a sow who was bullied by boars every day. what would happen to you?”

As soon as Feng Ming thought about the consequences, she turned pale and hid timidly in Rong Tian’s arms.

“And you,” Feng Nong points again to Rong Tian. “You were shot off the horse by Ruo Yan with an arrow, I worked so hard to send the beautiful lady Meiji to rescue you, so that you can enjoy the tenderness. If I had known you were so ungrateful, I would have sent you the super ugly man with a short stature covered with sores all over his body and festering buttocks to saves you, and let him rape you while you are in a coma! Rape and rape again! Rape and rape again! ”

Rong Tian is surprised and put his arms around Feng Ming and whispers: “The angel is terrific. I’m still an outstanding handsome guy.”

Feng Nong has scolded Rong Tian, turns to scan Lie Er and raises her lips gently: “Hmph, you love beauty? I will let you be drowned by the aqua regia and completely disfigured.” By the way, she uses the corner of her eyes to threaten Qiu Lan.

The four of them feel a chill together.

“Rong Hu…” Slowly turns to deal with Rong Hu: “It doesn’t matter if you don’t want to help me deal with Jiang Ziya. I’ll just go out and write down the details when you were caught by Ruo Yan and see how your brilliant tough guy image is maintained.”

(t/n: Wait, it’s important. Feng Nong never tell about how Ruo Yan torture Rong Hu when he lurked in Li Kingdom to steal Feng Ming’s Antidote)

Rong Hu was hit at his lifeline and completely halted.

Ruo Yan and Miao Guang look at each other with fear. Sure enough, the angel turns around and picks Ruo Yan the next second, and smiles, “Ruo Yan, you haven’t thanked me yet.”

Ruo Yan’s scalp is numb and arch, “Ruo Yan doesn’t understand, please the angel speak clearly.”

“Isn’t it good enough for me to let you take advantage of Feng Ming again and again?” Feng Nong tilted her head and thinks: “By the way, in the battle by the Aman River, you hit by an arrow of Rong Tian, I was going to write that the arrow was shot at the place below you….”

Ruo Yan is startled, he rubs his lower body with both hands and takes three steps back, and reluctantly smiles, “Feng Nong angel i have something to say, have something to say.”

Feng Nong snorts coldly and suddenly caught a glimpse of another person who’s indifferent and is yawning lazily, it turned out to be the preparatory actor Lu Dan.

“Lu Dan, it seems that you are not going to be an important person in the third episode? In that case, I’ll make you the boy who sweeps the floor in the tea house.”

Only then did Lu Dan realize that he had made a mistake and suddenly jumps up and bows again and again: “No, no, no Feng Nong angel, You must not change your mind. I’ve been waiting for this role for five years.”

He weeps bitterly as a sign of remorse.

Seeing that his attitude of confession is sincere, the angel nods with satisfaction, just as she’s about to talk to Miao Guang, the ghost laughs first, takes the angel’s tender arm affectionately, and says in a delicate voice. “Good angel sister, aren’t you tired after saying so much? Brother, pour a cup of hot tea for angel sister. Ah, it’s enviable that angel sister’s skin is still so good. No one in the world is equipped with such a good skin except for angel sister. Feng Ming is hundred thousands times worse than you are.” After saying a lot of nice things and seeing that the angel looks a little better, she strikes while the iron is hot. “I can’t stand to see that Jiang Ziya for a long time, not to mention Jiejie, even i’m also trying to flatten him.”

With a straight face, she lifts up her sleeves and walks up the stage as if to charge and break through enemy lines.

With the continuous concentrated effort of Feng Nong, the actors and actresses correct their attitudes early and seeing Miao Guang takes the lead, they are not willing to lag behind others.

 
Ruo Yan is the first to follow, Rong Tian and Feng Ming begin to go out hand in hand for the sake of their future happiness.

Lie Er is worried about his appearance, he couldn’t care less whether the nail polish wasn’t dry, and looks for sticks everywhere to make a little effort in front of Feng Nong, so that Feng Nong won’t bear a grudge in mind.

Jiang Ziya heard that the situation had taken a turn for the worse, he takes two steps backwards, and says to show strength while weak inside, “What do you want to do? Don’t forget, I … I have celestial troops and generals!”

The finger trembled upward, and the celestial troops and generals make another imposing roar: “En… courage…”

“Regardless of him, the sooner he flatten and the sooner we dispersed,” Qiu Xing whispers to Qiu Yue, “I have an appointment to dinner with someone.”

“Okay!”

“Kick his ass.”

“I’ll beat him up!”

“Ah, I found it. It must be good to knock!” Lie Er picks up a stool leg under the stage and excitedly up to the stage.

As everyone approached, Jiang Ziya’s face changes greatly: “Don’t don’t don’t come here, if you go one step further, I’ll… I’ll call celestial troops and generals…”

Before the words fell, Lie Er knocks down the leg stool of his, and make Jiang Ziya scream.

“Let’s do it, for our happiness in Episode III!”

At the moment, everyone started to work together, Jiang Ziya is so flatten that he’s crying for his father and calling for his mother, runs from one end of the stage to the other end, and rolls back to the other end.

The reporters encountered rare good news, also doesn’t need to work hard forward, to snap a shot. More intelligent people even open the microphone and record Jiang great grandfather screams again and again.

Jiang Ziya hugs and dodges, yelling for help: “celestial troops and generals, come and help!”

Squeeze out two spells from the mournful cry and point his finger up.

“En… courage…” In mid-air the celestial troops and generals will speak together again.

“Get down here!” Jiang Ziya got another punch, his nose tilted aside, he’s crying and says, “You guys come down and help! My old bones are falling apart.”

The celestial troops and generals silent for a while, and after a long while, a man who looks like a general uncomfortably says: “The queen mother Wang Mu last time asked you to bring two peaches of immortality to heavenly emperor, you secretly ate and changed two honey peaches. So the heavenly emperor sent all students who failed the examination to the celestial troops and generals training class…”

(t/n: this celestial troops and generals, queen mother Wang Mu, peaches of immortality, are all in Journey To The West tv series)

“What?” Jiang Ziya screams in disbelief.

“… We can only encourage, we can’t help.” Seeing Jiang Ziya’s mouth foaming, the general can’t help but soften his heart and comforting him, “Don’t worry, old man. although we can’t help you to fight, we will do what we can. Come on, brothers, let’s cheer Jiang great grandfather.” Raising his both hands, he begins to beat.

”En… courage… dongdongdong… en… courage… dongdongdong… give me EN give me COU give me RAGE ah! Jiang great grandfather is so majestic ah!” It is worthy of the talent who specializes in cheering, with a neat and consistent voice of cadence.

On the side of the stage, everyone flattened even more unrestrained.

In the end, Jiang great grandfather’s face is like a pig’s head, vomiting three liters of blood, and returns the prestigious award Hard Work Award with both hands.

The angel expresses her kindness and taught him step by step, so that Jiang great grandfather limped away.

A special trip was taken to reclaim her own awards, Feng Nong is so proud and radiant with happiness. The ceremony of Xuan Zuo Award is officially over, she’s about to drive the somersault cloud to go back, Lu Dan stopped from behind and says. “Feng Nong angel slow down, i still have something to ask regarding the third episode”.

“Yes, I also have some opinions to make.” Qiu Lan cut off Lu Dan’s question and first expresses her opinions as when receiving the award.

“Your history?” Feng Nong lowers her head and considers.

Miao Guang smiles and comes up to pull her hand again: “Angel sister, coincidentally I also want to ask sister. Why am I not so beautiful in the first and second episode? Can you add a note in the third episode, that i Miao Guang was as beautiful as a fairy, and not even Meiji couldn’t match me, but i was born proud and refused to let people see such a beautiful face, so I wear a human skin mask all day.”

Feng Nong frowns: “Another human skin mask? This theme has long been used by people, so if it’s written the audience will probably throw tomatoes.”

“Tomatoes can lose weight ah,” Miao Guang twisted reluctantly. “I beg you, Angel sister is so powerful, there must be a way to make me beautiful.”

Ruo Yan muffled: “My requirement is not high. I can’t eat in the last two episodes. It’s time for me to have a taste of Feng Ming in the third episode.”

Feng Nong hadn’t answered yet, but feels a cold on her neck, and Rong Tian’s sword had already on it.

“Do you dare to give it a try?” Rong Tian scoffed with a sneer.

“Heh… heh… heh… heheheh…” Feng Nong laughs strongly: “Everyone don’t worry, I will tell you slowly. Actually….. ”

Everyone prick their ears.

“Actually… Hey, can you pull your sword back, this angel’s neck is very tender.”

Rong Tian pouts and moves the sword a lil bit.

Feng Nong continued: “Actually… the third episode.. I always have such a plan, this plan is…”

Looking for the right time, Feng Nong turns around violently and jumps on the somersault cloud that has stopped there obediently.

(t/n: somersault could is Sun Wu Kong’s magical cloud from Journey To The West tv series)

Suddenly Feng Nong rises and rises into midair.

“Hahaha!” Feng Nong angel stands on the cloud and laughs, “Third episode, I can do what I intend to do, you can’t tell me what to do.”

Lu Dan runs two steps and looks up: “When will the third episode come out?”

“This …” The angel scratches her head. “To be honest, I haven’t decided whether to write it or not.”

Without waiting for Lu Dan to change color, she step on the somersault cloud, and escape.