[13th] From you
“This world was wrong from the start. ”
I don't expect much from fancy barbarians. But shouldn't we at least live in a hygienically clean environment?
Warrior, Princess, Prince, Beauty, Grand Wizard, SodMasta….
No matter how good your job, identity, appearance, lineage, property, etc. you live dirty.
The Holy Morale Empire paid particular attention to culture and cleanliness, and those who refused to wash were imprisoned in the dungeons as traitors seeking to spread the plague.
But with one shot of regression, reset everything! T ranslat e d by jp mt l.c om
The world was always a mess. Fundamentally, it should not be solved.
And here comes the opportunity.
“You might want to do something good for the post-graders. ”
I didn't want to live a pathetic life running around like my black friend.
From now on, if I write a new history of the Fantasy Continent, it will affect the textbooks of post-grades and students.
It's not that hard.
“I will clean the world with a flush toilet. ” Tr ans late d by jp mtl .c om
I wanted to spread the greatness of Master Molan, but these barbarians were more cleansed than the blind religion.
I will subdue countries that refuse flush toilets and have strict laws governing garbage speculation and outdoor urination.
I can't convince you of this.
It costs a lot of money.
The other day, I asked the Socians to supply the flush toilet to the Holy Molang Empire.
It's not that hard to build a toilet, but it's about having both a water supply and a sewer.
It is not easy to drag groundwater or river water into a magic tool instead of a pump and connect it to all houses with pipes.
In this era, all metals are for weapons making.
It is not easy to have a spoon made of metal unless you are a royal, noble, or a wealthy merchant.
But what would the reaction be if we connected these metal pipes from house to house? To carry water and shit, if that's what it takes.
The Chancellor, Commander, etc. are swaying.
It's a ridiculous waste of fantasy barbarians' common sense.
“You should have used it. ”
Slimming toilets that are treated as luxury are not bad, but they are too difficult to source. Only a highly-trained elite slime can live in a cramped toilet.
“Drug warrior. Don't push my kids around for that. ” Tr an sl at e d b y jpmt l .com
The first spirit protested.
“Huh! This is a collateral purpose, as I said before, to drive out demons and angels and to create a world ruled by spirits. Who caused you to lose your powers and become a drug spirit? ”
“You.”
This stupid spirit replies without a second thought.
“But you're right. I am a corrupt spirit possessed by your drugs. This is a force majeure, so it's your fault. ”
“Why did you lose your strength? ”
“It's the bad sisters. ”
Here, he means the first demon and the first angel.
Since there was not a drop of blood mixed, it is not really brothers and sisters, but it must be the house of soybeans filled with treachery and thirst.
“Do you need more reasons? ”
“Well…. No.”
After that, it was simple.
Spirits are starting to take over the world at a rapid rate.
Ignorant barbarians have no idea the true power of spirits. It's because I thought I tied the Spirit to the ‘Element’.
Tra ns l at e d by Jpm t l .co m Earth Spirit: Solid Control
Spirit of Fire: Energy Generation
Wind Spirit: Create Vector
Spirit of Water: Liquid Control
Spirit of the Mind: Hormone Control
Spirits' abilities are much more threatening and extensive. If we fight properly, no faction will be able to overcome us.
Life is composed of solids and liquids, and it consumes calories that are deeply related to energy and vectors. and is controlled by the hormones that are produced in the endocrine glands.
First, let's start with something light.
“The human who resists us will start diarrhea today. ”
I declare, and this shall be done.
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From the northern tip of the northern continent of the fantasy world, the Fantasy Barbarians have surrendered to me at a very rapid rate.
It wasn't easy.
Sometimes there was even a fool who stood up to the flush toilet because he was reluctant to pay for it.
What did they say?
Trans lat ed by jp mt l .com Sprinkle!
The basic activities of eating and chewing became painful and hell. At first, those who suspected food poisoning realized that the "Spirit of the Heart" had done it a long time later.
Hormone control!
Diarrhea was a slight taste.
“Ha, I surrender. ”
“Stop the diarrhea, please stop...! ”
“How cruel! ”
“Ugh! My butt hurts. ”
There was nothing for all five spirits.
Even the spirit of the mind that dominated the hormones immediately lifted the mildew, and those suffering from diarrhea felt the need to flush the toilet.
This is one stone!
What's left?
Only those who evaded hormonal manipulation with exceptional abilities.
The ruling class of the Great Nation was protecting itself with its own power or expensive magical items.
This needed to be another way.
“It's time to show these warriors what you're made of. ”
“Drug warrior! Diarrhea is fine, but violence is bad! Don't use your children for war! ”
The first spirit cries out in a solemn voice.
In just two days, the MAX class warrior, who peacefully subdued 50% of the North Continent, kindly touched the lumbar spine of fairy times 4 and 5.
How can you look at this warrior?
“There is no war. I'm just watching.”
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