[21st] Body Weight
“Another sleepy slime ride! It's not even funny! If you want to insult your teacher, call it your gift! Stupid Demon King!”
Wood Duck, Duck.
The animal teacher who recovered the collapsed skull to its original state gave a nervous breakdown.
He had simply failed to acknowledge that he was more insignificant than Master Molan.
“Biology teacher. Ugly.”
“Shut up!” T ra nsl ated by jpm tl.c om
“Prove it with your skills, not your mouth...”
“Haaaaaaaa-!"
Instinctively noticing that the biology teacher was about to transform again, I narrowed down the street in order not to be late.
However, you failed to strike.
The larvae, the larvae...
The white bleached creature teacher's hair fell out.
T r a n s l ate d b y Jp m tl.co m Hair loss in noble academic terms.
Race name is bald.
I couldn't face the dazzling reflection of my radiant skin.
“What a terrible...! ”
Pound-
I was so surprised that I had to wait a while before turning into a living teacher.
His fist reached my abdomen before me.
This time it was definitely heavy.
Flutter!
The wings of the righteous warrior did not bounce back far, but the raid failed completely.
But it was a shame to just walk away empty-handed.
Blah, blah!
We fought again.
This time, it was a righteous fist filled with dark matter, not a secret attack that cares about speed.
Woodpeck, Chii...
As the space crumbled, the teacher's jaw line recovered at an unreasonable rate. T r ans la te d by Jp m tl.c om
“Huh! Is this the end? ”
I heard an arrogant laugh, and almost simultaneously, the biology teacher's kick stuck in my side.
Win -
The pain in my spine!
“Hmm…”
Chop, chop! Chop!
I folded the space back and distanced myself from the biology teacher.
I think I cracked a rib.
It was the first time since being unilaterally beaten by our dear comrade Neubius' ‘Taekwon’.
In addition, the resourceful combat laws that exchanged sides reminded me of Alex, the swordsman of the fourth curriculum.
The biology teacher said.
“I saw it right. During his second training as a warrior, Alex taught him how to fight. I forgot my teachings when I was murdered by the Demon Lord Pedonar and lost my memory. Swordsmanship is the next best thing to compensate for your forgotten biotheory. ”
“It was you.”
The biology teacher raised Alex the Barbarian.
Tr a n sl a t e d by jpm t l.com Balloon-like muscles, shiny baldness, tendons all over the body...
He was a real savage.
“This is not a barbarian! The pinnacle of life! The excessive evolution has made mating unnecessary. The abundant hair of men with high scores became unnecessary. ”
“...... ”
“You! Say something! ”
“Well... there's a reason you've gotten stronger. ”
My bones are still ringing.
“Once we enter this final state of evolution, there is no turning back. It takes hundreds of years for your hair to regrow from degeneration. ”
“Well...”
“So be prepared, strong water. Feel the power of the ultimate evolved creature with your whole body! ”
“Wait!”
“... What is it? ”
“I'd like to deal with you a little more, but then I think I'll have to lose something precious, so I'll replace you. ”
“Replace?”
“Look up. ”
“... on top? What the hell is that burning flesh?! ” Tran slate d b y jp m t l.com
I'm disappointed that you're so fat.
She's the cutest thing in the fantasy world.
“Meow! ”
Pong!
Captain Fantasy's plump butt falls from the sky like an asteroid and crushes the creature teacher.
▶ Embarrassed: You evolved into a wild bald man, but you looked pretty strong...
It's all bubbles, Miss!
I admit that the final evolution achieved by the biology teacher, even with tearful hair loss, is quite strong.
But there is one absolute truth in this universe.
Body Weight.
The bigger the Pokémon, the stronger they are.
You can't beat a blue whale no matter how much you use it.
How can someone who's a biology teacher not have such simple natural logic?
“I'm so disappointed! Isn't that right, bio teacher? ”
“...... ”
The creature teacher who was crushed by Captain Fantasy's butt had no answer.
He was stuck to the ground like a fossil, but his body was completely shut down thanks to the bones hardened by the final evolution.
Of course, it's not a complete death.
The soul of art teachers and biology teachers cannot return to the office and will be used as a teaching material.
Like fellow warriors.
In order for them to return to their posts, the principal had to push out Socia and take over the system.
By the way...
“The Imperial Palace is finished. ”
“Pussy?”
The Imperial Palace of the Giant Empire, which was elected as the seat of Captain Fantasy, turned into a flat tapestry.
More work for the Socians...
What if he's unhappy?
The Giants had already heard the commotion before the Captain Fantasy was summoned and escaped the Imperial Palace.
“Squirt.”
I would have stood on my chubby legs before, but not now that I ate the first fairy Phoenix and gained the 'power of fire'.
Glug glug!
The wings of the flame that were summoned on my back floated into the barren void.
“It's the baby!”
“What? The baby? ”
“That's a real baby! ”
“Here comes the baby! ”
“Hail, baby! ”
In 2000, the giants who recognized the Captain Fantasy began to shout, and the wave of cheer spread to the young giants and their families (human women).
What a hit.
I decided to leave him alone for a while instead of releasing his summons immediately.
“Remain calm. ”
“Squirt.”
“Don't pick up bad food off the ground and eat it. ”
“Cuckoo!”
“... you'll do well. ”
I pushed for it.
It's because I wasted too much time pretending to be possessed by the biological teacher's childish provocation.
Her cooking was always delicious. Other wives thought they were no help in the battle, but I looked into her value from the first moment I met her. Making friends and colleagues happy by cooking. It's harder and more important than fighting.
Thank you for that silly tale, Mr. Escape.
However, it seems wrong to say that the teacher is weak.
“You cut him up like a piece of shit...”
Giant warriors who stopped her from escaping the Imperial Court were cut to an even thickness like steak.
I shouldn't have underestimated you as a cook who is not a combatant.
Type: Skill
⁄ Title: Cooking
Grade: G
▶ GG:?
▶ G: Cook anything.
▶ ZZZ: Find good food.
▶ ZZ: Prevents corruption in cooking.
▶ Z: The trimming of the material is omitted.
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