FFF-Class Trashero - Chapter 351

[23rd] The Philosopher of Love

“Who the hell are you?! ”

“The savior of life. If it weren't for me, you'd be dead already. ”

“I never asked you to save me. ”

“Then die. ”

“Sa, save-! ”

Tran sl a t ed b y ｊp ｍt l.ｃom I thought I'd be caught, so I tried not to catch the spine, but this successor should not be spoken of.

However, the limits of the machine's body were quickly revealed. The reason he held the cervical vertebrae between No. 6 and No. 7 was clear, but Zeke's body was very strong with the ability to fit in the secondary education arena.

If so,

Boom!

You take the arrogant Zieg underling into the lake. Then he pulled his head out of the water, put it in, and repeated.

In a polite way, it's waterboarding.

This body that I'm controlling, it just takes a breath, and it doesn't really do it.

“How's the water? ” Trans lated b y Jp ｍ t l .ｃ o ｍ

“Well, I'm sorry - Puha! Sorry - boggle...”

“Eat more. It's your love.”

“Oops…! ”

The eyes of the Zieg Warrior brighten as it fills a hungry ship with water.

I felt ready to listen to the righteous senior.

“My dear Zieg. ”

“Yes, sir! ”

“I hate it and I hate it, but I can't help it because my lacking successor desperately wants to accompany me. ”

“Yes? What the hell... yes! Yes, sir! I want him so badly! ”

“Yes, good luck with that. ”

“Yes...”

My warrior V naturally succeeded in joining the warrior Ziq's party.

It's the next step.

“Sieg. We'll camp here until your companion finds you missing." ”

“Oh, yes. ” Tra ns la te d b y Jp ｍt l .ｃ o ｍ

“Prepare yourself.”

“Yes… yes? ”

“A camp without flushable toilets is terrible, but it's also important to develop a way of living alone. ”

“It's... done by hiring a good partner." ”

“Hurrah!"

From the beginning, I saw Ziq protesting against my teachings.

It's not because he rebelled.

His horrific way of thinking blew my mind.

You're gonna get a partner to cover for you?

It's the same mindset as the natives of fantasy.

A nasty symbol that tells a warrior to swallow only his produce from behind!

My justice is burning.

“Zeke, what about your career as a warrior? ”

“200 years. There 'll be more than you in a period. ”

T ra n s l ate d by jp m t l .ｃo m You son of a bitch, you rounded up in 1950!

Let's be patient for now.

“You outnumber me? Listen to me, you rascal. I lived on the ground before the flush toilet and the Morang Bridge. ”

“...... ”

“You're asking me to give evidence? Do you have proof? But good. I'll show you when it's time. ”

“Then why are you suddenly asking about your career? ”

“It means don't let your career distract you from this great teacher's teachings. ”

“Totally old-fashioned...”

“You touch my nerves one more time, and I'll mate with an orc until I'm pregnant. ”

“...... ”

Ziq's expression, which was filled with distorted complaints and disbelief, changed reasonably well.

That's the attitude of the one trying to learn.

Now I'm feeling a little less like teaching.

“Prepare for camp. Save dry land, but not too close to the water. If it rains all night, it could flood the camp. However, if you get too far away from the water, you need to choose a location that is higher than the surface and closer to the water supply. Usually you don't have to worry about merchants, mercenaries, or hunters leaving first to find a good spot. But when exploring out of reach places like this, you have to figure things out on your own. (Approximately) The elves pretending to love trees are suggesting we camp under the trees, so hit them hard. It's a perfect place to get assassinated. The location is open everywhere. I still have a lot to say, but I'll do it another time. Do you have any questions after you've explained it so kindly? ”

“Nothing!”

Tra nsla ted b y jp ｍ tl.c o ｍ “Then let's get started. I'll see if he picks the ground well. ”

“Yes!”

I discovered the advantages of Zeke.

Once I taught him, he tried to work hard.

However, living in the fantasy world for 195 years, acquired afflictions could not be cured.

It's called "fairy league."

“Excuse me, beautiful fairy lady. I'd like to pick up the branch you're treading on. ”

“Ah! Excuse me. ”

“We need to get rid of the stones you stepped on. I chose this fragrant place where the lady stayed as a camp. ”

“Well, yeah. ”

The confused fairy female steps back and prepares to flee the awkward horse-drawn beast.

But Zeke, who didn't notice, kept talking.

“Where are you from? ”

“In the North. I'm exploring the Wasteland in search of a cure for King Elveheim." ”

“Elveheim... she's very popular with fairy ladies. The only thing better than me is that I was born as a fairy prince. ”

“If you insult His Majesty one more time, I will not forgive you. ”

“I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry if it's just... the truth! So talk to me a little bit more...”

“Stay away from me. Ha! This is amazing! ”

The fairy female swoops away.

Then Ziq mutters with a blushing face, ashamed.

“If you were a beautiful and noble fairy? You think I'm some hungry pervert. The fairies who rescued me from the crisis and slavery... damn it! It reminds me of Munchkin again! Shit! Shit! I'm going to have a great fairy with ordinary romance! ”

I couldn't believe the look on Ziq's eyes when he remembered the authentication photo again.

Looks like he's running away.

The camp I ordered is none of your business, so you need to take a photo of it and upload it.

What should we do?

I was thinking of a fairy female who was wandering around the neighborhood looking for herbs, not completely running away.

There's nothing I can do.

I felt like I had to use carrots and a flogging strategy.

Fluffy.

“Excuse me, Fairy Lady. ”

“Do you have business with me like that human male? ”

“A friend of King Elveheim. The Spirit will vouch for that. As any clever fairy would know, spirits don't lie. ”

“Well, I know that much! How clever of me... wait! You're a friend of King Elveheim? ”

“If you don't believe me, ask this innocent spirit. You, you. You have a prettier total excrement than the first lazy spirit. ”

Fantastic!

My honest compliment made Spirit A feel better, smiling brightly.

Then other spirits came around me as if they were praising me.

Don't get me wrong.

The warrior V's body is free of the magical pheromones that keep the spirits tangled all day long and sniffing.

But for 200 years, I was sexually abused and taught a little bit about how to deal with them.

This is like lying down and eating EXP.

“Wow... you have a lot of spiritual affinity. ”

“Do you believe me now? ”

“Yes. I can trust the word of one who is loved by pure spirits. ”

It's a start.

A pathetic F-rank warrior cannot Ziq, but a true warrior should know how to do this.

“The spirits of the heart whisper to me. You have a deeper affection for me than a friend. ”

“Yes? That can't be...”

“So the pure spirit lied? Take a look. Aren't spirits uncomfortable because of your dishonesty? ”

“Well, yeah. ”

“Say that again. ”

“How did I end up like this... Everyone, I like you. Awesome!”

Prison.

The spirit of the wind shoves its hesitant elf back.

Naturally embraced in the arms of a worthless warrior V like the male protagonist on the cover of a romance novel.

“Are you all right?”

“Oh, yes. Are you okay? ”

Strap in.

The spirit of fire heats up the air, rapidly raising her body temperature.

She gets hot, and she can't stand the dizziness.

“You look a little feverish...”

“What the- ah?! ”

Glug...

The water spirits, who want to be praised by me, stir and stir.

They moistened a thin white cloth wrapped around the elf's thighs.

Her face became blusher, mistaken for her period.

“Can you walk alone? ”

“That's right… ugh! ”

The Earth's spirit smiles steadily.

The dirt stuck to the bottom of the fairy's shoes like gum prevents you from stepping off.

She sits on the floor, sweating a few steps on her own.

“Can I help you?”

“... Yes. Please.”

The elf holding the firm hand of the warrior V trembles.

The gaps of a shaken heart.

The spirit of the heart that squeezed into it began to roar excitedly.

Her body releases pheromones and hormones constantly.

“Let's go.”

“Now, wait a minute! I... need a place to change...”

I asked you earnestly with the crawling voice of a fairy female.

This time it was real, not my mistake.

“It's that easy. ”

If Ziq hasn't already fled, he's building a camp.

*

“This is absurd... This must be a dream... It's too absurd...”

Revelation 5: 8.

A foolish pagan who did not believe in Molang became a miraculous face.

Now, that's the look on Zeke's face.

“Behind you, young warrior. Keep your eyes open and don't turn your head. Believe in the truth.This is a cruel reality. If everyone was like you, humanity wouldn't have multiplied. ”

“Phew!”

The fairy female, who claimed to have taken her spare underwear, was completely dependent on the warrior V with her legs extended.

I even lost the piece of cloth I was wearing.

You're such a painless girl.

Kick-kick!

Heeheehee!

Pure spirits revel around us.

So pure.

“You look like a camp... Zeik, you. What have you been doing for 200 years? How can you not make a camp that is the foundation of an adventure? Tell me what you've been doing. ”

“Sylvia..."

“That fairy princess also bought it from the slave shop, right? ”

“...... ”

Zeik is unable to answer.

The fairy female in my arms choked him out.

“Your scum won't destroy the slave masters, and many fairies will suffer. ”

“A misunderstanding! I intend to save them...! ”

“Grab anyone and ask. They all answer like you do. Rescued me from the miserable life of a slave. ”

“They and I are different! ”

“It's the same in my eyes. Ask the pure spirits. ”

It's frustrating.

Dory.

All the judges listening to him plead guilty to Zeke.

Zieg's expression rots quickly.

When I looked around the camp where my guardian had made it look like a stone tomb, I ended up here.

“I've never seen a warrior so... unrealistic as you. There are a few others besides you. So it's not too early to snore and kill yourself. ”

“Hehe!”

“But a guy who can't straighten out a camp isn't in love. No dreams, no hope. ”

Fluffy!

Suddenly, Ziq, a warrior kneeling on the ground, splits his head into a fever.

“Sunbae, this junior asks me. Teach me the basics of love. ”

Just in time, disco and disco found us and joined us.

The frowning worm pushes the fairy female aside.

“Tsk?! ”

... Sneaky fit?

The feminine wormwood greeted me in my arms, which I took from her.

“Father... same brother! It's so good to see you again. ”

“All right, stay away from me. That's disgusting.”

“Hehe...”

At that time, Zeke once again exclaimed in a desperate voice.

“Teacher! I want to make love so badly...! ”

Yeah, I'll give you a spartan.