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Goblin Slayer - Volume 1 - Chapter 9.1




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Interlude – The Hero

Heyo! I slew some goblins! I’ve come to make my report. 

Huh? Why’re you so surprised? I know I’m alone. Can’t one person normally handle some goblins? 

Hmm…? Who’s that? They look real important. 

A sorcerer from the Capital? But they’re so short! 

Whoa, sorry, sorry! Don’t get angry. I just thought it was cool. 

My report? Oh yeah. Um… Let’s see. I guess I’ll start at the beginning. 

I was brought up at the Temple, but I turned fifteen, so I had to leave. I decided to become an adventurer… 

And there was this quest to slay some goblins in an old cave near this village. I mean, everyone starts with goblins, right? 


Anyway, it was less of a cave than some ancient ruins. They looked just like in all the stories. Inside, it looked…it kind of looked like the Temple in town. 

Huh? Goblins? Oh yeah, there were some. A lot, actually. They kept coming at me, so I kept cutting them down. I got blood all over me, and they stink. It was a real pain. 

Poison? That’s what antidotes are for, right? A helmet? Those things get so hot. Plus, my hair is too long for them. 

And then, um… Where was I? Oh, right. I was saying how it looked like the Temple inside. As far in as you could go, there was this pedestal, and when I went up to it, I met this big old boss. He was all, “I am one of the sixteen Generals of Hell!” or whatever. He was really full of himself. Even though he was just some goblin. He was a goblin, wasn’t he? 

I guess there are some strong goblins, though. He was actually using spells on me! But I’ve got some spells, too. I used Firebolt. Maybe…five or six times? I wasn’t counting. That made me pretty tired, so I was like, “Time to end this!” but when I tried to stab him, my sword broke! 

Then he comes at me! “I’m going to eat your liver!” he says. I hate to admit it, but…well, let’s say I was wearing clean underwear when I went in there. 

A-anyhow, I was pretty worried because I didn’t have a sword, but I reached right out for the pedestal. Why? Well, because there was a sword buried in it. Like the one in the symbol of the Supreme God. I didn’t care if it was old; I just needed a weapon. The sword popped right out, and guess what? It was still shiny, like it was brand-new! 

It didn’t take much after that. The boss made a nasty scream when I cut him in half. “You may kill me,” he says, “but the other fifteen will hunt you! You’ll have no rest, to the ends of the earth they’ll pursue you!” I mean, whatever, right? Fifteen goblins, fifty goblins, who cares? 

What do you mean, do I plan to fight them? 

…Huh? The ancient spirits of evil have returned? The guy I killed was one of their generals? And this is the sword of light? 

Pfft. As if. I can’t be the legendary hero, can I? 

I mean, I’m a girl! 



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