Chapter 8 - Sponge VS Steel Plate
TL note: I’m just gonna state this right here right now. If I don’t get any other TLs I’m only going to get slower as school takes up more time and national exams come closer. So don’t expect me to speed up anytime within 2-3 years oh and my exams are coming up so another 2-3 week hiatus after this chap.
Oh and Meng Qi has been changed to Dream Jade. All previous mentions have been changed.
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Character analysis by employer: Dream Jade is a headstrong, blunt, straightforward(venomous tongue), and delicate but unwilling to admit defeat, girl. On the other hand, she is very serious, and treats everything in life similarly. When it’s time for rest, she seriously rests. When it’s time for bargaining, she seriously bargains. When it’s time for work, she seriously works. She likes singing as well as the stage, almost to the point of obsession.
Chen Min, who was at the foot of the stage, had recorded the analysis into his brain, in order to fit Dream Jade’s personality, and offer a more suitable protection.
His father once said, the best bodyguard was not a steel board or a man of steel that can block all dangers a thousand miles away, but rather a sponge. A sponge can fit the employer’s figure from left to right, and render all impact imperceptible. The best would be to, after fulfilling the contract, let the employer feel: you didn’t do anything, why should you be paid? This would be the best.
However, sometimes, a steel board would be more likable, at least it looked way cooler.
A girl, bringing along a steel board bodyguard, swaggered[1] up to the front of the stage.
She was a tall 172cm with a caucasian’s voluptuous butt. She was obviously asian but her body was tanned until it was bronze. Her makeup was exaggerated and glamorous. After removing it, she should also be a beautiful woman. It was just that Chen Min could easily see several traces of plastic surgery.
“Big sis is really impatient. The finals haven’t even started yet. You came here so anxiously, thinking of trying the feeling of being a champion? Looking at this, I, your little sister, am so moved that tears are almost dropping.” The girl pretentiously said.
“Green Tea, don’t call me so familiarly. I don’t remember having a little sister like you. The stage belongs to both of us, and the performance is for everyone to see. I’m just checking out the field beforehand. This is also being responsible towards the audience.” As soon as Dream Jade saw Green Tea, she automatically entered an unhappy state, put on her shoe and jumped from the stage down towards the grass.
“To be able to call you big sis, it seems like I, Green Tea, have climbed up the social ladder. Come to think of it, what kind of person is big sis? A veteran that debuted 4 years ago. Even popular actor, Liang Jun, bowed before your chibi[2] skirt. Oh right, I forgot that back then it seemed like Liang Jun already had a wife and kids. Not good, not good. If that’s the case, then esteemed elder sister, didn’t you become a Xiao San? How did the newspapers phrase it that time? “History’s Most Beautiful Xiao San prostitute”. Listen, being a Xiao San is so gao da shang[3], how can us juniors compare?” Green Tea smiled as she purposely mocked Dream Jade loudly. The surrounding staff all unconcernedly dodged far away.
They had already seen plenty of scheming and plotting between celebrities. However, they really didn’t expect that Dream Jade, who was over half a head shorter than Green Tea, would actually dare to directly spit on Green Tea’s face.
“You’re a Xiao San! You’re whole family’s a Xiao San! Till today, I’ve, unlike you, forged my own path step by step. From head to toe, what’s been given by your mom? A map that’s undergone a complete plastic surgery!” Even though Dream Jade’s body was small, she did not have the likeness of a small house’s green jade when scolding people. She was incomparably aggressive, and every word was like a knife.
“You actually dare spit on me?! Monster Bear! Hit her for me!” Green Tea roared as her embarrassment turned into anger. She was so angry that her face turned green.
That 2 meter tall black bodyguard, standing behind her directly, stepped forward then used his hands, which were the size of cattail leaf fans, and slapped towards Dream Jade’s small face.
Even though Dream Jade constantly quarrelled, she hadn’t a fought a single time yet. Don’t even mention this kind of monster-like thing. At that moment, she was so scared that she was rooted in place and could only close her eyes.
But, in the instant that she was being attacked, Dream Jade’s small hand was pulled from behind. Her entire body, as if it was boneless, fell backwards and into Chen Min’s chest.
“My superstar, next time you see someone about to hit you, can you take the trouble to dodge? If you really get hit, your head might fly out~” Chen Min’s embrace was still so warm, just like a sheltered harbour, hiding within, even if there were ten typhoons, she would not be afraid.
“My great bodyguard, next time you see someone attack me, can you take the trouble to act sooner? If I really get hit, you will properly be fired.” Dream Jade also didn’t know whether it was fear that made her red, or getting hugged by the man in front of her that made her heart jump, and forced a calm retort.
As soon as the black man’s move missed, he was scolded by the Green Tea Slut, not right, should be Green Tea. Anyhow, he was also a bodyguard with an origin in the American Professional Wrestling League, how could he be humiliated by this little asian bodyguard? He just took off his suit jacket which was almost ripped open[4], and tore off the shirt with his bare hands, showing off a body full of muscles like that of a monster.
The 200 cm tall brawny black person was known as “Monster Bear” in the wrestling ring. His chest was even bigger than 39Fs and made people unable to help but think that those two points needed to be censored.
The roaring Monster Bear threw a straight jab towards the two people like a piledriver. However, he suddenly stopped before he hit his target.
“What are you stopping for? Useless piece of shit!” Green Tea, oblivious to what really had happened, called out. However, it wasn’t that Monster Bear consciously stopped attacking, but rather that Chen Min, who was hugging Dream Jade with one arm, used only a single finger to stand up to Monster Bear’s huge fist.
It was the first time that Monster Bear met this kind of opponent. His arm was suffocated to the point where blue veins started to pop up. However, he still had no way to make the finger on his fist move in the least.
“You lose, take a step back, lest you get hurt.” Chen Min gently pushed Dream Jade back 1m, took back his finger and ended the confrontation.
When he turned back, what he saw was a pair of dark female milk machines, nope, should’ve said pectoral muscles.
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