Side Story: Nightmare at the Gaol
April 6th, 2045, Bow Hunter, Gerbera
Hello, I’m Gerbera! My real name is Kikuko Belmont, and I’m a seventeen-year-old domestic helper so charming, I put flowers to shame!
“Gerbera” is a very clever name that comes from my real one — “kiku” is how they call the flower in my dad’s country!
Right now, I’m here in Dendro, having a very good time—
“...Like hell I am. Screw it. It’s not working,” I sighed as I rested my head on the counter of the café on the first floor of my gaol residence.
I’d tried to distract myself from the heavy mood by starting a cheery monologue, but it was just making me feel worse.
“You’ve just logged in, and you’re already so down... What’s wrong?” asked Sechs Würfel, who was my clan leader, landlord here in the gaol, and the owner of this café. He actually sounded worried.
No matter how many times I interacted with him, he seemed like a really good guy. How had he, of all people, ended up as the King of Crime?
“Give me some iced coffee, please,” I said. “Pour it in the usual dolphin glass.”
“Mm-hm. Very well,” he replied before preparing my drink like a true professional.
I watched as the black liquid filled every part of the intricate dolphin-shaped glass. It was my favorite among the many interesting glasses we had in this café.
Even the customers knew that by now. Recently I’d overheard a conversation that went:
“That dolphin glass is Lady Gerbera’s favorite.”
“Guess we can’t use it, then.”
“...Isn’t that all the more reason to pick it and lick it?”
The Legendarian-sounding perv had received a taste of my Alhazred’s attacks.
“Here you go,” said the leader as he gave me my coffee, bringing me back to the present.
“Thank you,” I replied as I took a sip. It was as good as ever.
The CLOSED sign was up on the door, so there were no customers inside, which made the place very quiet.
April the Prism Person — the only employee besides our leader — was just sitting on a chair with her eyes closed.
What’s she doing, anyway? Why is a robot sleeping? I wondered. Well, whatever. Let her rest while the café’s closed. I relaxed and took another sip. Ahhh, it’s so refreshing.
Noticing that I was feeling a bit better, the leader asked again, “So, what’s wrong?”
It made me remember the reason why I’d been in a bad mood in the first place.
“My death penalty just ended,” I revealed.
“Ohh, now that you mentioned it, I haven’t seen you recently,” the leader said. “So who got you this time?”
“I... think it was the ‘Fu’uta’ guy. I entered the dungeon that I think was his territory, my vision started to glitch, and I died before I could even make sense of what was going on.”
“Ohh... Well, that certainly sounds like a battle against him,” he said, implying that he knew what the deal was with Fu’uta’s Embryo.
Personally, I still couldn’t make any sense of what he’d done to me.
“So now you’ve fought all the Superiors here in the gaol, haven’t you?” our leader asked.
“Yeah... but it wasn’t even a fight against half of them,” I whined. “I’m probably one of the weakest gaol Masters...”
A whole three weeks of Dendro time had passed since my arrival here.
It didn’t seem like a lot, but it had dramatically changed my mentality.
The Chinese saying “The frog in the well knows not the sea” seemed to describe me perfectly.
I was a sheltered little froggy before, but now I’m out in the salty sea, and it’s basically killing me...
I was training to regain confidence that I was the strongest, but the more I trained, the more distant that goal seemed to become.
I did think that the leader’s guidance had made me stronger, but it felt like I had no chance against the other Superiors.
The leader never died even if he was killed, while Hannya had just completely curbstomped me.
That had already been a heavy blow to my confidence, so I’d decided to check on how strong the other two Superiors were, and now I regretted that immensely.
Jumping into a battle between Candy and one of the gaol’s UBMs, I’d just crumbled to bits, and I still didn’t have the slightest clue what had happened when I’d tried to go against that “Fu’uta” guy.
I’d just walked into the dungeon he was rumored to stay in, and the next thing I knew, my vision and stats had started to glitch and I’d just died.
So now I’d lost a whole four times in a row. Thankfully, I’d only gotten the death penalty the latter two times — when I’d fought Superiors of my own accord — but losing still kinda hurt.
Honestly, it felt like nothing I did by myself ever came out right.
Back in Caldina, when I’d tried to use Alhazred to steal a national treasure, I’d been found out almost instantly, put on the wanted list, and even dropped the item.
Back in Gideon, when I’d tried to win against the King of Destruction, he’d sent me here to the gaol, and that had been in addition to Rook destroying my mentality.
Nothing ever seemed to go my way.
I want to believe that my Alhazred and I were the strongest, but the world, and especially this gaol, was full of weirdos that felt like they existed to deny that.
“Is the gaol just a hive of people with broken Embryos?” I muttered.
“I believe many would call yours broken, as well,” the leader commented. “And you should bear in mind that the three besides me are focused on wide-scale attacks... or conditional indiscriminate attacks... so you have bad compatibility with them.”
“I guess you’re right...”
Hannya was someone you couldn’t let have the high ground.
Candy was someone you shouldn’t — or couldn’t — come close to.
And Fu’uta... I just didn’t know what to think of his powers.
“You’re usually a solo battle-type, aren’t you?” I asked him. “Have they ever killed you?”
“No. So far, Shu is the only one who’s ever given me a death penalty.”
...How many times?
And how the hell had the KoD pulled it off? The leader was basically immortal.
“Ohh... the days when I can once again call myself the strongest feel sooo distant...” I moaned.
“You may start getting to them by maxing-out your new jobs.”
“Mgrr...”
One of the first things the leader had made me do as part of my training was to remove my old jobs — including Dead Hand — and take new ones.
I’d whined about how much time I’d spent leveling them, to which he’d replied, “They have next to no synergy with your Alhazred, so there’s no point in keeping them.”
That actually kinda hurt.
Anyway, back to the present...
“Your Alhazred is a Guardian, so it’s not hard for you to level, is it?” he asked. “The created dungeon here in gaol has good XP efficiency.”
“Yes, but... straightforward work is so hard. Why can’t there just be a way to grab a Superior Job like it’s nothing?”
Right now, I was leveling jobs from the hunter grouping.
I had started with Hunter, then the low-rank offshoots of Trap Hunter and Poison Hunter, and now I was working on Bow Hunter.
Once I was done with this, I’d go for the high-rank Great Hunter.
Good thing that the gaol had job crystals from all the countries.
But as far as I knew, all the hunter grouping SJs, offshoots included, were already taken.
The fact that I couldn’t get one no matter how hard I worked was a real downer.
“Even a Master with a Superior Job can be a third-rate if he isn’t thorough,” said our leader. “Even I supplement my build with sub-jobs.”
Oh, yeah. I always thought that you just had to get a Superior Job and just level that, but I guess that’s not how it works... !?
“Speaking of which, what are your most-used sub-jobs?” I asked him.
“Recently, I’ve been using Glass Meister a lot.”
“How does that supplement your build?!”
There’s no way it could be useful in battle! He just has it as a hobby!
“It’s very dear to me,” he continued. “The café’s glasses are all made by yours truly.”
“You made this?!” I shouted as I looked at the dolphin glass in shock.
It was very impressive, even if you took the effects of the job into consideration.
“Upon coming here, I realized that I like making glasses... or more like, pouring coffee into them.”
“That’s a weird thing to like,” I told him.
“I hear that a lot. But... you know how it fills every edge, no matter how complicated the glass is? I’m fond of watching that happen.”
“Hmm...” I half-understood what he meant, half didn’t.
But I did know that he had many complicated-looking glasses here, and I’d always wondered if it was hard to clean them.
(It turned out he used The Saint’s purification magic.)
“I believe I like it because it feels... familiar,” he added.
“...Familiar?” What, exactly, could coffee poured into a glass remind him of?
Also, it hit me that this was the first time he’d said that he liked something.
“Would you like some more coffee?” he asked.
“Yes, please. And be generous with the milk.”
As he began pouring the coffee, I asked him something that had been bothering me for a while.
“Why did you become the King of Crime?”
He really wasn’t the type of person to act like a criminal.
Honestly, it never even seemed to me like he had any desires that would motivate him to commit crime.
He had a gentle demeanor, and I hadn’t heard him say that he liked anything until just a moment ago.
That was why I kept wondering why such a person would become the King of Crimes, much less the leader of Illegal Frontier.
“Well... I can’t say I have any reason worth naming,” he replied.
“Eeehh? I don’t believe you. I mean, King of Crime is a high-risk job that could have you sent to the gaol... and actually did!”
As far as I knew, that was the reason why, despite not being a lost job, it was a job that no one before him had ever managed to take.
If they’d tried, they’d been captured by Masters or killed by tians during the process.
“You misunderstand. Becoming the King of Crime was merely a side effect,” he explained. “I committed crimes day in and day out, and one day, I got a message saying that I’d unlocked a job change quest.”
“You weren’t going for it?” I asked.
“Yes. It happened by chance.”
Now I was even more confused about his reasons for committing crimes.
“By the way, which control AI were you handled by when you started out?” he asked.
“Two children,” I said. “Twins. You can get different ones?”
“Yes. I got a cat.”
Ohh? That’s nice. I like cats. They’re as cute as me.
“During the introduction, I asked him, ‘What should I do?’” he asked.
“Eh?” You were starting a game so... just game, right?
“As embarrassing as this might seem, I started this game because I had nothing to do on the other side, but because I was like that, there was nothing I really wanted to do here, either. That was why I asked the cat to help me with that.”
He’d had nothing to do on the other side?
That reminded me that he was online more often than me, and I was a NEE— uhh... a domestic helper.
Did he have no job?
“He answered my question by saying, ‘You can become a hero or the demon king, a king or a slave, a good person or an evil person. You can do something, or you can do nothing. It’s all up to you.’”
“Interesting...” It was kinda fun to imagine a cat saying something like that.
The twins had said something similar to me, actually.
“And that is why I am the King of Crime, Sechs Würfel.”
“Umm... I’m not sure I get it.” Had I blacked out and missed part of the conversation?
“It’s nothing complicated. He gave me six options: hero, demon king, king, slave, good person, evil person,” he said as he took something from the counter.
It was a die, just like the ones decorating this café.
“I assigned the six options on each of the sides and rolled to decide which one I would be.”
“...Eh?”
He rolled the die on the counter. Unlike the one out on front, it had normal values instead of all sixes, but he still rolled a six.
That wasn’t important right now, though.
What was important was the fact that...
“...You decided by rolling a die?!”
“The room was a bit disorderly, and there were things such as chess boards and dice, so I borrowed a die, rolled a six, and decided to become an evil person.”
So he had... rolled to become a criminal?
“Is... Is that it?” I asked.
“Yes. There’s nothing more to it. That’s why I am Sechs Würfel — I rolled a six on a die,” he said as if it was nothing, then picked up the die and rolled it in his hand.
“...Ahaha.” I laughed with no energy or glee.
I was pretty sure that if he’d rolled a five, he would’ve been a really good person who went around helping people.
And if it was a four, he would’ve willingly become a slave.
He’d be completely faithful to those roles, just as he was faithful to being evil now.
I’d known him for almost a month now, so I knew him well enough to know that that was just how he was.
I’d even known him when he was The Saint, when he’d truly behaved like and had an aura of a perfect holy maiden.
Ohh... I suddenly understood what he found so familiar about coffee being poured into a glass.
He himself is exactly like that.
No matter how complex the role — the container — he could change himself accordingly and fit it perfectly.
I’d fought all the Superiors here, and they all had powers that were scary in their own ways, but no one... no one had a mind as terrifying as this Master here.
“But I guess you need someone like that to take charge of a criminal clan,” I thought out loud.
The two sub-leaders had probably thought the same thing — that no one was more fitting to lead us than this person here, who changed himself in order to fit the mold.
No one could do a better job at being the king of us criminals.
“Is anything the matter?” he asked.
“Nothing at all. By the way, about today’s training—”
I was about to ask him what we’d do today—
“KING OF CRIME! I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE! COME OUT, DAMN IT!” A thick voice resounded from the outside.
What’s this about? I wondered.
April 4th, 2045, gaol
“Shit!” Upon logging in and realizing that they were in the gaol, Gakido and his Sixth Realm Chaos couldn’t hide their frustration.
Gakido had climbed up to the tenth in Tenchi’s duel rankings and fifteenth in their clan rankings, but now that they were here in the gaol, it was completely meaningless.
“It’s all their fault!” he cursed.
There were two people Gakido blamed and hated for this.
First was, of course, the person who had directly sent them to the gaol: the King of Brigands, Bigman.
And the second was the slave dealer who’d caused them to attack that village: La Crima.
During their death penalty period, they’d gotten online and discovered that La Crima was actually a very infamous character known for pulling such schemes.
He specialized in modifying tians using his parasitic Embryo and selling them on the black market as either battle or pleasure slaves, which led to him developing vast amounts of wealth.
His deeds had earned him lots of enemies, and back in Caldina, he had even been targeted by two Superiors: the King of Termination and the King of Revelry.
The enigmatic man had somehow survived the encounter and soon gone on to Caldina.
“That goddamn parasite fucking used us to test the strength of Hokugen’in forces!” I shouted.
And even if Hokugen’in hadn’t interfered with Gakido’s work, La Crima would’ve just gotten some new slaves, meaning that he hadn’t stood to lose anything in this debacle.
“That goddamn slaver asshole played us like a fuckin’ fiddle!” I screamed.
“Yeah!” another member of his clan agreed vehemently.
They had cooperated with La Crima on their own free will, but they conveniently forgot that part.
As a side note, the member who’d negotiated with La Crima wasn’t online. He probably felt he couldn’t show his face after what he’d led them into. No doubt he was afraid of being the target of the clan’s ire.
“What now, boss?” asked one of the members.
“Looks like there’re dungeons and shops here in the gaol, too,” added another.
They were worried about what would become of their Dendro life, now that they were here.
Gakido, however, just grinned like a ravenous beast and said, “We’ll start by settlin’ the score.”
“Eh? But they’re outside...”
“No... we’re puttin’ the blame on La Crima’s boss.”
“Boss...?! Y-You mean, the King of Crimes... Sechs Würfel?!”
From their investigations, they’d found out that La Crima was in a clan called “Illegal Frontier,” which was led by the King of Crimes, who was now in the gaol.
Someone had bought this info from the DIN and spread it everywhere as a way of getting back at the clan.
Despite that, there was only info on four of the members: La Crima, Emily, Rascal — whose activities really stood out — and Sechs, their leader.
There was nothing on Zeta, who always disappeared from her crime scenes before getting spotted, or Gerbera, who was new to the clan and had gone to the gaol before doing anything significant.
“You lost against a Superior, and you’re gonna pick a fight with another?” asked one of Gakido’s boys. “That’s a bit...”
“Think about it — even if he’s a Superior, he’s a loser just by bein’ here in the fuckin’ gaol. There’s no way he’s as much of a beast as Bigman.”
Any Master who’d been here long enough would call Gakido an idiot for thinking that, but unfortunately, the only ones on the scene were the members of Sixth Realm Chaos.
Most Masters from the three western countries would’ve said the same, but this clan was from the far-east land of Tenchi, and didn’t know much about the King of Crime beyond the name of his job.
“We’ll kick his ass and take his wealth as reparations,” Gakido said confidently. “I mean, he has a clan, sure, but he’s all alone here. I heard that even Al Capone was really pathetic after they locked him up.”
A cool-headed Master would’ve pointed out that Al Capone hadn’t had an Embryo, but everyone in Sixth Realm chaos was too angry to think that much.
“Let’s start by gatherin’ info,” said Gakido. “We’ll find out what he does, where he hangs, and attack him when there’s no one to get in the way.”
“Hell yeah!”
They went around the gaol and found out lots of things about him.
Strange as it was, all the prisoners talked about Sechs like he was above them, but no one said that he was strong.
They mentioned that he was a model prisoner, had a café, enjoyed reading, made good coffee, that he had a soft demeanor, had nice glasses, and cute employees, making the Sixth Realm Chaos members conclude that he was absolutely harmless.
“Kheheheh. That dumbass,” Gakido spat and grinned. “This is gonna be so easy. It hasn’t even happened, and I’m already cheering up.”
After finding out all they needed, they decided to attack him in two days, when the café would be closed and there would be no customer Masters to get in the way.
Imagining the attack and their victory, they began the preparations for the assault.
However, none of them had noticed the soft, sympathetic gazes the other Masters were giving them.
They were looking at the clan like they were just another in a long line of poor sacrifices, but none of the clan members were in the state of mind to realize it.
And they hadn’t noticed that each and every single fellow prisoner hadn’t said a single word about how dangerous the KoC really was.
Thus, two real life days passed, and Sixth Realm Chaos attacked the café, Dice.
April 6th, 2045, Bow Hunter, Gerbera
“COME OUT OR WE’RE BURNING YOU DOWN WITH YOUR CAFÉ!”
The suicidal idiots barking outside were a bunch of filthy-looking men in clothes that made them look like stereotypical criminals.
The one at the front was extra weird. He wore animal skins and flashy clothing that looked kinda like the “kabuki” style from my dad’s country, while at the same time not even close to it.
The cherry on the cake was the cringy gloves, though.
His clothing aside... what was up with that face? He could choose anything he wanted during character creation, and he’d gone with something that brutish?
...Speaking of which, I was beautiful in real life, too.
Yeah, I had spent some time making my character, but the overall beauty rating was the same.
That reminds me that I forgot to change my breast size, I thought. I hope the leader doesn’t realize that I have pads on...
“Yes, yes, who is it?” the leader asked as he opened the door with a face like he was being visited by children selling cookies.
Does he ever feel any danger? I thought one moment before he bent his upper half forward, probably due to a punch in his stomach.
The people passing by instantly ran away, because of course they would.
“YOU TOOK TOO FUCKIN’ LONG!” the boss-looking guy shouted.
“My apologies. So, who might you be?” said our leader, clearly not caring about the stomach blow.
Why would he?
After all... physical attacks did nothing to his HP.
“I’m the King of Grind, Gigamaru Gakido! I’m the man who was tenth on Tenchi’s duel rankings!”
Gigamaru Gakido... what a weird name. Also, this was the first time I’d ever seen someone from Tenchi.
Our clan didn’t have a single member from there, come to think of it. I wouldn’t mind if some cool-looking samurai guy joined. I’d talk to the leader about that later.
For now, the main matter was Gakido, and uhhh...
“Tenth? Isn’t that kinda lame?” I asked.
I lived in Gideon, the Mecca of duels, but even I knew only the first eight. Wait, no. I’d forgotten the seventh... what was his name, again? It was the burning, smothering guy, right?
B... B... Bijmal?
“What the hell’d you just say?!” Gakido snapped.
“Oh no no, Miss Gerbera,” said the leader. “That’s certainly not true. Tenchi’s dueling scene is particularly strong. It has about twice as many participants as the others, so the tenth there is about as strong as the kingdom’s fifth.”
I nodded in understanding. Well, I did hear that Tenchi was “the land of strife” or something.
“And, uh... the King of Grind?” I asked. That job name seemed to have a familiar aura...
“The King of Grind is more or less the Eastern version of King of Destruction,” the leader explained. “Both jobs excel at object destruction. But while the KoD is focused on STR, the King of Grind is more balanced and thus is easier to use in combat.”
“You really know everything, don’t you?” I commented.
Anyway, if going by job alone, this weirdo here was on the same level as the King of Destruction.
...It really didn’t feel that way, though.
“Ohh, ‘Gakido’?” the leader said casually. “Now I remember. You lead a bandit clan called ‘Sixth Realm Chaos,’ which was destroyed by the King of Brigands, Bigman the Mountain-Splitter, about five days ago. So that sent you here to the gaol. From what I recall, your crimes are burglary, murder, and sexual assault, among many others. Oh yes, that is certainly enough to put you on the wanted list.”
It felt like our dear Sechs Würfel was a bit too knowledgeable. At least, for someone stuck in the gaol.
Wait. It suddenly hit me that one of our people, La Crima, was currently operating in Tenchi, so he’d probably gotten that info from him.
“Well, you sure know a damn lot about us,” sneered Gakido. “Then I guess you know why we’re here, don’t ya?”
“I cannot even begin to imagine,” our leader replied. “Coffee, perhaps?”
“NO! YOU’RE LA CRIMA’S BOSS! SO WE’LL KILL YOU AND TAKE YOUR SHIT AS REPARATIONS!”
“Is that it?”
“LIKE HELL! WEAK-ASS OR NOT, KILLING A SUPERIOR WILL MAKE US FAMOUS! IT’LL SEND A MESSAGE TO THE ENTIRE GAOL, AND WE’LL SOON BE THE TOP OF THIS SHITTY PLACE!”
Hearing his words made me choke.
I had no idea why, but it felt like my old wounds were opening up — like I was watching a detailed replay of a very dark, very cringy period in my life.
“But there is no rule that says that defeating me would make you the top of the gaol,” the leader said calmly.
“But tons of prisoners treat you like you’re above them, don’t they? If I beat you, that means I’m above you and them!”
I choked again. Oh, how I wished for him to stop talking. He sounded exactly like I had when I was going after the KoD. It was making me cringe.
Gakido, please. I really don’t want or need this kind of familiarity. Shut up, or I’ll kill you.
“Oh... very well,” said the leader. “Are we having a duel?”
“Nope. It’s already over. Look at your stomach,” said Gakido.
From where I was, I could only see the leader’s back, so I made Alhazred move in front of him and checked.
On his stomach, there was a circle-stamp with a large “B A N” written on it.
“What would this be?” he asked.
“That’s a seal made by my Embryo, Banten’in. Better not touch it, my guy. You’ll be torn to shreds.”
I looked and noticed that the same stamp was on the knuckle parts of Gakido’s gloves.
That is so lame.
“I see,” said the leader. “So it’s an Embryo that inserts a bomb through touch... or more like, changes the parts of the body touched into bombs.”
“You got that right! And just so you know, no one who’s had it on them has ever come out alive!”
Oh, so that was the purpose of the stomach blow from before.
Would our leader actually die from being torn to shreds, though?
He probably wouldn’t...
“If you admit defeat, I wouldn’t mind removi—”
“Excuse me for a moment,” the leader said, cutting off Gakido and then walking past him to stand in the middle of the street.
“Where the hell do you think you’re goin—”
“Like this?”
Before anyone could stop him, Sechs Würfel touched the seal on his stomach and, like advertised, exploded into little bits.
Dark red pieces of flesh and blood rained down on the surroundings, dirtying the unpaved road and Gakido’s clan.
Ew.
“Whoa?!” Gakido shouted.
“H-He went and killed himself...!” cried a man behind him.
The leader had probably gone away from the café to avoid making a mess inside.
I really didn’t see why he’d bothered. He could easily use The Saint’s purification magic to clean up.
“Wh-Whatever,” said Gakido. “This still counts as a win against him. It just ended in one hit.”
“Oh, yeah. Suuure,” I said with all the sarcasm in the world.
They finally noticed my presence, and Gakido asked, “Who the hell are you?”
“A freeloader.”
“Oh, I get it. You’re the KoC’s bitch.”
“...Huh?”
I feel like he just said something staggering.
“You have a good face, but your tits look fake as hell. Man, the guy has shit taste in women.”
“Huhhhhh?” I yelled. “Who the hell are you calling fake? You better not mess with me!”
Did this idiot actually just call me flat— I mean, the KoC’s bitch? What is he, a porn-crazed brat from a 2000s MMO? This is the first time anyone in Dendro’s talked to me with the lower half of their body!
Wait, there was also La Crima... but the circumstances and implications there were different.
I considered just beating them right here and now. Alhazred was outside with them, and none of them had a clue.
That made me think it was possible, but Gakido had a Superior Job, and I didn’t have a good track record with them here in the gaol. What to do, what to do...?
“Argh, forget this fake-ass hoe,” said Gakido. “Let’s just take everything in the café. Get to it, boys!”
“Roger!” his bootlickers replied almost mechanically.
You could tell they were used to this and that it was no surprise that they’d gotten on a wanted list.
As they tried to enter the café, something called out to them and stopped them.
“Please-wait-a-mo-ment.”
“Wh-What? Who’s talkin’... Huh?” Gakido’s people looked around and quickly found the source of the voice.
The entity was sitting on a chair, looking at them with inorganic eyes that had been closed until just a moment ago.
It was none other than the Prism Person, April.
She hadn’t moved an inch even when her owner had blown up, but now... she stood up.
“Are-you-en-ter-ing-this-es-tab-lish-ment-with-the-in-ten-tion-to-rob-it?” She hadn’t participated in the conversation at all, but she seemed to have listened.
“What’s this? It’s like a human, but it’s got spherical joints. Is it a Marionetter’s doll?”
“Well, damn,” Gakido grinned. “Score. It looks like it costs a whole lot. Let’s take it, and—”
Gakido entered the café with the intention to take April, but the moment one of them stepped in...
“Rec-og-nized-as-a-threat. Initiating battle mode — eliminating.”
April stopped speaking in monotone. Words just flowed out of her mouth...
“Eh?”
“Eh?”
And the man who tried to touch her was split in half, making him speak through two mouths.
Before either of his halves could even fall to the ground, he was cut into little pieces and became bits of light before a single drop of blood touched the floor.
“Ah?!”
“H-He had a Brooch, right?! How did he die in one hit?!”
A Brooch, eh?
April attacked with both hands, so it had broken with the first, I’d guess.
I mean, they were all really susceptible to damage right now.
“Starting elimination of enemies within the café’s perimeter,” she said smoothly before stepping outside.
I’d thought this back during training, but it was staggering how well-spoken April was in battle compared to how she was usually. Did the café employee work she was assigned to put some sort of load on her AI?
“Tch...! Don’t let her scare you! There’s just one of her!”
“It’s just a robot! We took out dozens of guard robots in ruins back in Tenchi!”
Ruins, huh? I’d never been to one.
Even so, I was pretty sure that there wasn’t a single robot stronger than April.
...Oh?
Some guy who was probably in the nobushi grouping came out of his hiding spot and attacked April from behind. “Got you now...! Huh?”
His aim was true, and his spear was heading straight into her. But...
“I-It’s not piercing?! How?! Why isn’t my surprise attack working?!”
The nobushi grouping was focused on surprise attacks, but this one couldn’t even break through April’s clothes.
“Eliminating,” April said as she responded with a swing of her arms.
Her arms didn’t reach the guy due to the spear’s range, but that didn’t matter.
“GHUAH?!”
The man was decapitated, exposing the flesh and bone of his neck.
Bow Hunter, Gerbera
After the incident with Gakido and his merry crew, we returned to the café, and I was now having some of our leader’s coffee along with a simple cake.
This was nice and all, but I was still in a bad mood.
“Hey,” I called out to our leader.
“Yes?”
“You called that a test, but... wasn’t he just really weak? I don’t feel like it was even a fight.”
Gakido had been about as easy as Rook from when I’d fought him back before I was sent to the gaol.
He was nothing compared to the KoD, Hannya, Candy, and Fu’uta.
He must’ve been one of those third-rates who focused too much on their SJ!
“Perhaps,” said the leader.
Ah. I knew it.
So basically, I was still one of the weaker people here in the gaol.
“Ugh... This is hopeless... I’m pretty sure I’m the weakest Superior...” I lay face-first on the table, as dejected as I had been when I’d first logged in today.
I had no idea why, but the leader was making a slightly different smile.
What’s so funny?
“By the way, about your nickname...” he began.
“I can’t call myself ‘The Unknown’ yet.”
I had to win against the KoD first.
Hold on. If even our immortal King of Crime had lost against him, what chance did I have? What a downer of a thought...
“Perhaps, but Gakido gave you a very good one, didn’t he?” the leader asked.
“Eh?”
He had? D-Did he mean “Fake-Breasts?!” If that became my nickname, I’d have to quit Dendro for good!
“The name he gave you is... Albtraum.”
”Albtraum”? Umm... that means “Nightmare” in German, right? Better than what I expected, but... “Nightmare”...?
“Isn’t that common?” I asked. I felt like there’d be at least a few “Nightmares” in every country.
“I would say it’s a good start.”
Hmm... it wasn’t weird or anything, so I didn’t really mind it.
“Then I guess I’ll be Gerbera the Nightmare for now,” I said.
“Excellent. I will tell that to our regular customers.”
“That’s kinda embarrassing. Please don’t.”
“Well, these names only gain meaning when others give them to you and start using them regularly.”
I cringed.
That hurt the side of me that desperately wanted to be called “Unknown.”
I’ll just change the subject.
“By the way, do you have a nickname?” I asked him.
“I’m confident I had one... but haven’t heard it used for so long that I’ve forgotten it. If only it was as easy as Miss Hannya’s, it would never have left my memory.”
Oh yeah, hers was just “Hannya.”
Thinking of her reminded me of the time the leader and I had gone shopping and she’d mistaken us for a couple.
She’d just popped out and attacked, screaming, “COUPLES IN THE GAOL?! I CAN’T EVEN SEE MY GUY!”
It had been crazy scary. I’d used my ultimate skill, but even it had done nothing against her trampling. I’d even had pain on because of training, so it had hurt a lot, too...
If the leader hadn’t been there to become The Saint and heal me, I would’ve gotten the death penalty on the spot.
“Speaking of Hannya, I haven’t seen her in a while,” I went on.
Besides the leader, she was the Superior I met most often. Was she busy in real life or something?
“Ohh, you didn’t know?” the leader asked.
“Eh?”
“She was released yesterday. She gave us this cake as a parting gift. She made it herself, apparently.”
“Oh, I see.”
The cake was good, but I couldn’t tell that it was homemade. This reminded me that as long as she didn’t snap, Hannya was actually a very feminine lady.
Also, I’d heard of it happening, but I still had a hard time believing that anyone could be released.
Of course, we did plan to escape.
“...Hm?” I murmured.
Hannya... had been released?
Hannya, the woman who went on a murdering spree whenever she as much as saw a couple, had been released?
Hannya, the woman who’d destroyed more buildings here than any other Superior, had been released?
Hannya, the woman who was known for her low boiling point even among all the low-lives here, had been released?
“...She’ll be back in no time, won’t she?” I asked.
In response to my words, the leader broke his usual smile and cracked a wry grin — a rarity for him.
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