Episode 2 『Everyday scene 1000 years later』

   I open my eyes that were closed to recall the world I first came from. It is very unpleasant no matter how I recalls it…… A very shameful event if it says accurately. 

   I have no knowledge. Considering that I am a Japanese that has never has never fought, and on top of that the monster, I am aware that there is no way I’d be able to to oppose the killer wolf. 

   However, even so.

   The me today has entered a state that you may say is the strongest in this world. There is no harmful living things that I cannot kill with a single blow and call small fries, and it is very shameful that they were made to have toilet accident ungracefully. They are also made to die shamefully.

   In order not to lose my determination to hit that kid once, first I am sure to remember to hold before breakfast my daily practice. Here, Because for a long time of doing this new lifestyle, I have writhed in shame so many times. 

   Because, at that time for sure 『I’ll send her packing hitting her sooo hard』. Although I thought about that, I reached the point where I became able to practice magic, and the sword, axes and the like, every weapon was mastered. Perhaps that was because my lifespan limit had disappeared?  Even my grudges and hard feelings had completely vanished as living here was very much better than the time I had been in Japan.

   However, if there is no target, please don’t make me live infinitely somehow.  Therefore, I don’t have grudge against you but what I means is: please let me you hit it once.

   At any rate, today should make it right about 1,000 years?… … So many things happened… …

   Like how I was eaten by three killer wolf immediately after it is understood to have come to the different world and I was made into minced meat, or how my body must pop when I tried using my magic that was insufficient when I understood that it could be freely made and conjured, fly, or how in order to forge magic efficiently I popped my body on purpose, and in order to forge my close quarter combat abilities I had to shoulder being finely chopped. 

   I didn’t just let myself become mince meat you know? Maah, the effect of that was probably effective since it was possible for me to become the strongest in the world in about 10 years.

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   If you were to ask about where am I living now, I am living in a house that I’ve made in the middle of the forest that I was in when I came to this world. By the way, I expelled the killer wolves. Collapse of the ecosystem? I don’t know about something like that.

   This forest, for outsiders, is colloquially called as 『Magical Forest』, and the 『Forest Never Returned』. Though it doesn’t know the standard nomenclature because how it’s being called is probably different in each country.

   Because there are swarms of killer wolves, dragons, and a great variety of monsters it has been called the 『Forest Of Magic Beings』, however, the original name is 『Magical Forest』.

   Then because anyone who had entered the forest didn’t come back it became a habit to call it the 『Forest Never Returned』 making this name origin different so to say. 

   This forest is certainly dangerous though the gains are also big.  This is because dragons and of course killer wolves in addition to the numerous other monsters are harvested for their useful raw materials. Despite the recklessness, people come braving the forest nearly endlessly in hopes of these materials. And I who saves up the material seems to be reflected enviously by the people no matter from which country.

   Unpleasantness, I was surprised at first.  A fat person comes suddenly with an air of superiority. “Pay the welcome tax for this forest’s being able to come under the rule of our country.” And on and on “There is a penalty [because you’ve been living here without authorization.” And on and on and so he came saying “I will certainly enslave you if it is refused.”

   So what did he think to do then? That country’s army was sent in and I turned the table on them completely. While there was a few back and forth like that, it reached the point that this forest was called the 『Forest (from which the army) Never Returned』, incidentally the conclusion of this event was that it became treated as a land that doesn’t belong to any country.

   However, perhaps the original tale having died out, after about 100 years lapses it seems fright of me would have been forgotten, and to put the forest under the rule of the home country an army was sent incorrigibly. Maah, it became a good time waster for me, and it wasn’t a problem for me because I enjoy it as a certain kind of things that reminds me of the passing season as I would tell myself “Is it such time already?”

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   Shall I get breakfast ready now? 

   There is chiefly two magic that supports my life today.  The first is crafting (creation) magic.  Frankly, the effect is what you’d expect, it’s akin to creating something from nothing.  You neatly get to know whatever the thing you wish to build is composed of and what its structure is, though if the materials are suitably prepared the consumed magic is decreased… …, fundamentally you could bulldoze your way through with magic strength.

   After all, I could be not separately known to be able to make an insect net that could seal off the likes of demon king or a clothes-pin that could seal the movement of the likes of demon king as long as it knew the structure and the way to make it. I don’t even want to comprehend it.

    I’m obviously preparing the breakfast ingredients using over spec magic for the sake of preparing breakfast foodstuff. Because I use the raw ingredients with precise cooking method, it’s tasty… … therefore it’s not just a mere hobby. If I come to not doing things like my own cooking anymore, truthfully the only thing I’ll have left to do is training. I have too much free time on my hands.

   I promptly prepare breakfast doing this and that and I start eating right away. No matter how much of a poor cook I was, if you’ve been cooking for almost 1,000 years on top of being able to prepare top rated ingredients from the use of crafting magic, in my own style, for the utilizing the appetizing foods to its fullest, I use one hour to finish breakfast tasting every bit of its flavor.

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   After a little bit of time has passed after the breakfast is done, I go to the garden. There, I use two magic simultaneously. One of them is the crafting magic from just now, as for the other one, the second magic that supports my livelihood, it’s the Google Cast (knowledge magic / gugurekasu). Eh? The name’s a little strange? It’s easy to understand, it’s fine already!

※ Translator note: Okay this is hard to explain, but apparently Kasu is some kind of insulting way to say to look up from (from kasu’s double meaning of to borrow from and left over trash product) and gugure is the way they say to google, aka a googler dreg.

   It’s understandable that knowledge magic is, as it is, an decisively efficient magic. If I use it, the knowledge that I want can easily be acquired. Originally, I had used it as if it was a compilation of judgement magic, however… …, No matter on what or how I mistakenly tried to get information on something that didn’t exist, I became able to use the magic to acquire information on the things I wanted to know instead.

   What? How is it different? Though it might not be exactly like that, I’m not able to get direct information from the object, rather I want you to think that it’s something like being able to get the information from Akashic records where everything in the world is recorded.

※ Translator note: think of akashic records as a religious concept of an omnipotent knowledge database in a non-physical format, which is actually quite popular in reincarnation web novels.

   In addition, if we’re talking about the magic failing,  compared to the collection of usual magics, somehow it’s a little dangerous in various ways to have its casting completed.

   When I was using it for the first time, I was surprised.  From the get go my body popped off due to magic shortage as I tried to use it. It was to the degree that the people standing besides me, they also died. It was really surprising. Right in front of my eyes, people burst open. the lump of flesh were gathered up and of course it goes without saying that I turned them back the way they were.

   Not just the people that used the magic, but also people standing near, making it an excessively dangerous magic in various ways it seems like, right?

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   Well, the crafting magic and the knowledge magic are match for the things done so to speak combat training.  Using knowledge magic, I can move my body in its optimal way to match my body capacity, I can pull the knowledge on the many ways to effectively use weapons, and with that at its foundation, I can manufacture self-automation dolls. Then, if I finish making two weapons, the combat training can be easily done.

   No no no, because even if I’m chopped to piece it isn’t a problem for me, I won’t slack in the manufacturing. Since I started this, how many times was I chopped I wonder?

   Then, now that the preparations are also done, shall I start my training like this?