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Chapter 42

42th Meal Men’s Dishes

(T . N .  男料理 Not quite sure what to translate this as . But it pretty much means the easy dishes that men can cook . Any better way of translating this?)

 

I, who was enjoying the party with everyone … fell asleep before I even noticed .

Impossible … … there are no memory of the party!

 

Yes .

If I fall asleep, I wouldn’t remember any of it! ? I know that! Gusun .

 

It seems that after hermit crab-kun had quietly left, Hulitia carried me to the tent .

To think that I would do something so poor .

 

“Ah, the sun is dazzling … …”

 

It is morning, so that complaint isn’t valid .

 

It seems that after I fell asleep last night, everyone enjoyed fireworks .

It isn’t the fireworks that I know of, but firework from magic tools .

 

Instead of fire, it uses magical power and beautiful lights would come out .

It is wonderful because it is a light attribute everyday magic, so it won’t cause any fires!

Moreover it is very cheap .

They sell for five large copper coins and the expensive ones are only one large silver coin .

The price is just right for children .

 

I was looking forward to it, but why did I fall asleep?

When I think about it … … yeah, I can only think of one reason .

 

“I made too many 「Soap Bubbles」…… god damn”

 

The cause is probably because I made too many 「Soap Bubbles」for training .

It takes a lot of magical power and the method of transportation is walking .

Without noticing, I’ve been gradually losing stamina .

And because I was high tension the entire time, I didn’t realize that I was reaching my limits .

It is the same logic as an infant reaching its limit and falls asleep .

 

Although I have high magical power, my stamina is less than those of a bug .

I was careless to not notice the amount of stamina I had left .

Fireworks …… I was looking forward to it . (Deep sorrows)

 

I wasn’t able to see it one night, but it isn’t time to panic yet .

Because, there is still tonight .

Yes, tonight I’ll …

 

“Tonight, I’ll do fireworks!” (Dark smile)

 

I clenched my fist and renewed my determination .

However, according to the surrounding ……

They can only see a rare beast that is closing its hand and trembling .

 

I would like to show regret to this opinion .

Because this is a pose that brings out the little coolness I have .

However, reality is ruthless, no one is able to understand that fact .

 

“……Fu, a solitary existence is something that no one will understand . ”

 

“Gugu ~”

 

As if to show that it understands, my stomach growled to my statement .

 

Now that it is decided, let’s eat breakfast .

After eating, I’ll restore my magical power and stamina!

 

It was decided that everyone is suppose to prepare their own breakfast .

I put various things onto the iron plate and started to grill them .

The fragrant made my stomach more excited .

 

Ku! Calm down! The bad insects in my stomach!

I will let you eat plenty! (Small meal)

 

Breakfast is a crispy toast with a egg that is fried till the yolk is solid .

This is the classic breakfast of ordinary Philimichia families .

It is tasty like this … but I feel like something is missing .

 

Ok then, let’s modify it .

I’ll show it, the thing known as “Men’s dishes”!

 

First, fry the toast till it is crisp .

Then, put a large amount of butter on top of it and splash a lot of homemade fresh ketchup onto it .

 

I lightly fry some bacon that’s from Butch Rabi .

There are two pieces of bacon and each one of them is about 8mm .

Put the bacon onto the toast .

The butter is still in a lump, but that is a trivial thing .

“Men’s Dishes” doesn’t need fineness .

 

The onion is sliced thinly and a lot is put onto the bacon .

In this case, the onion wasn’t touched . It is raw .

Fuhahaha, be scared! ?

 

My tension is quickly rising .

It can’t be helped since cooking is fun .

 

Lastly is the fried egg!

The egg is fried till it is slightly solid and I lightly sprinkled some salt onto it .

It must only be slightly solid! The entire yolk can’t be solid!

It is a must! Absolutely! ? Fukyun! ? (In rare beast language “Do you understand! ?”)

 

“Completion! Perfect fried egg with toast! !”

 

It is easy to make and is delicious, so it is one of my favourite dishes .

It is a dish that can be make as long as you can use a kitchen knife .

The thickness of the ingredients doesn’t matter .

Anything is fine as it is suitable, even the look doesn’t matter .

The point is that it is fine as long as it goes into your mouth .

 

Fu~kyun~kyun~kyun! This is “Men’s dishes”! !

 

Well then … let’s eat!



 

“Itadakimasu~! Hamu! Jaku, jaku … gokun . ” (T . N . Sound effect of eating . )

 

Delish~!

The crispy texture of the toast!

The sour taste of the homemade ketchup! If it wasn’t homemade, it wouldn’t have this taste!

And the richness of the butter that I added a large amount!

If I was stingy about the butter, I wouldn’t be able to taste it!

 

The thick juicy bacon!

There is a method of stacking thin slices on top of each other .

However, when it is thinly sliced, there is no sense of eating meat when compared to the thick slices .

Therefore, I recommend cutting the bacon into thick slices .

 

Oops! The meat juice is overflowing with a good feeling .

After all, lightly grilling the meat makes it active!

 

And there is the bitter pungent taste of the sliced onions .

It neutralizes the tedious taste of the ketchup and the oil of the bacon and … …

 

Kua~! ? It came in my nose!

Kuhahaha! It seems that I’ve made a mistake in the amount!

As expected of  “Men’s Dish”! It is severe while being delicious!

 

However, this is fine .

It is as if the sleepiness is beaten out of my head!


 

Fufu, do not forget about the existence of the fried egg!

The egg white is bland, so salt and pepper is enough .

When you reach part of the yolk, a small amount of yolk flows out from the middle .

This is my own style, being able to taste the solid yolk and the liquid yolk, a very advanced technique! (It’s not that much)

 

If this okay? A damn simple dish being this delicious! ?  

 

“Gatsu gatsu …… gungun, gakun!”

 

Because of the deliciousness, I ate the rest at once .

I drank the milk in one gulp, and my breakfast ended … not!

 

“Oooh… … what you just ate looks delicious! El, make one for me too!”

 

Rioto-kun, you again! ?

At least be able to make it yourself … …

 

Mu, that’s right! This is a “Men’s dish”!

Even the kitchen knife is only used to cut the onions .

The bacons are already sliced into thick strips, and if it is too long all you have to do is cut it .

Anyways, being easy to make is the point of “Men’s Dish” .

 

Since there is the opportunity, lets have Rioto make it .

Perhaps, he may even say something like “I’ve awoken to cooking” and is able to learn to cook .

 

“Rai, I’ll teach you how to make this … … this ‘Men’s Dish’!”

 

“M, Men’s Dish?”



 

Delicacy is unnecessary for “Men’s Dish”

There is also no need to worry about the order to make things in .

All that matters is the volume and taste, it doesn’t matter even if it looks bad .

Yes, there is a point in making “Men’s Dish . ”

 

“Let’s make it first, everything starts from there . Well … let’s start . ”

 

“O, Oooo!”

 

Whether he overwhelmed by my power, Rioto agreed falteringly .

 

Alright, first is cutting the onions .

While being scared, Rioto cut onion with a kitchen knife .

Even though they can handle weapons, for some reason, there are a lot of them that aren’t good with kitchen knives .

Rioto seems to also be one of them .

 

“Ah … it became tilted . ”

 

The falling distorted piece of onion .

There was sadness in that figure .

 

“It’s fine!”

 

Next is frying the egg and grilling the toast .

Both of them are being done at the same time .

You can leave the toast alone to an extent, but it is important to look after the eggs .

 

If you don’t really care about it, it’s fine if you do it as you like .

But caring about the strange things is the creature known as a man .

Therefore, this part is being done properly .

 

“Wow, the yolk crumbled!”

 

To fail already .

 

Well, it can’t be helped .

Everyone experiences failure .

 

“Don’t mind!”

 

Now that it is like this, you need the mindset of “It’s fine as long as you eat it . ”

You just have to do it carefully the next time .

 

While we were frying the egg, the toast burned .

 

“It’s, a little burnt …”

 

The lion beastkin with a sad look is staring at the burnt toast .

 

“It’s fine if you shave a little bit off . Don’t mind the failures . ”

 

It is common thing .

It’s a waste, but if you shave off some of the burnt parts, it’s completely fine .



I lightly scraped off the burnt part with the back of a kitchen knife .

 

Next, lightly fry the bacon .

Juju* The sound and the fragrant entered out nose .

 

“Hey El … Can I eat it?”

 

“Don’t lose to the temptation, enduring it is the mission of a man . ”

 

This is where we have to endure .

Do you want to eat a toast without bacon?

I understand that painful feeling … … (Eight losses)

 

Lastly, it is to combine everything .

First is the butter, then the ketchup .

 

“Apply butter to the toast, ketchup … … ah, it flew out!”

 

“Don’t mind it! It’s docking!!”

 

The toast is steadily finished with a shaky hand .

And finally, Rioto’s “Men’s Dishes” is finished .

 

“Complete! ‘Men’s dish,’ perfect fried egg toast! !”

 

The outer appearance is very bad .

But, this is a dish made by a man who failed many times without giving up .

Surely, this dish is accompanied by the “taste of effort . ”

 

“Well, let’s try to eat it . ”

 

Rioto ate the “Men’s Dish” that he made himself .

A smile appeared on his face as he was chewing .

 

“Ee…… Surprisingly, I may have a sense of cooking?”

 

Rioto laughed with a “nika”, and gobbled on the toast .

(T . N . The featured image is pretty much how it looks like . Can’t figure out how to put an image here as copy and paste didn’t work . Anyone know how?)

 

Apparently it was delicious .

That’s right, things you made after difficulties are delicious .

 

No matter how easy something is, it will always be hard at first .

However, if you get used to it, you will be able to do it!

Let’s master “Men’s Dish” together!

 

“But … I think El’s cuisines are better!”

 

Rioto said that with ketchup around his mouth and a wonderful smile .

 

Apparently, it didn’t go the way I wanted .

Ah, the sky is blue .

 

There is the cloudless blue sky that is looking at me and laughing .

It is likely that today … will be a fine day .





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