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Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 250




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Chapter 250

The Outing’s Conclusion



 

Previously: We bought bananas from a grocer .

Honestly, a few people have been following us for a while now .
Are they Mai O’Doll’s acquaintances…? There’re two or three adult males who look a bit shady, like they feel like they’re about to rob someone .

Hmm .

Maybe they’re guards the lord sent out to guard her from behind the scenes .
As evidence of that, they haven’t made a move on us . A genuine thief would’ve already had a decent number of chances to cause a stir and swoop off with her .
But sure, this works .
Mai O’Doll still looked like she wanted to go somewhere, but it’s about time for us to head back to the mansion .

“Mai-sama, let’s head back . ”
“Eeeh I wanted the date to last a bit longer… can’t we?”
“No . You’re being escorted… Please, look that way secretly . See the men that look like a thieves?”
“Eh!? … . I-is there? Aren’t they from the Pavuera family?”

Oh, was that it? Nobles spying on each other?
… Von O’Doll making me into her guard was probably also to show off and get information . Let’s hurry up and head back by devoting myself to my job as her guard . If I keep doing my work here indifferently, even they shouldn’t misunderstand .

“Which is why we’ll be ending our stroll here . Alright?”
“Aww… but Kehma-sama, if you just dealt with them…”
“My job here as your guard is to not expose you to dangerous matters… Do you want to be carried like a princess all the way back so that we could hurry?”
“Eh!? … L-like a princess? U-umm, do you mean… that ‘like a princess’?”



I don’t know what she meant by ‘that‘, but it looks like she understood what the carry is .
Mai O’Doll thought about something for a while, twisting and curling the ringlets in her blue hair . She then turns back to me and spoke with determination .

“Then, u-umm… please!”
“Sure, let’s head off then… Kuro, carry the Ojou-sama . ”
“Okay . ”
“Eh—”

It’s not like I ever said I would do it .
Mai O’Doll’s face filled with confused puzzlement, Meat suddenly picked her up and started carrying her .
Now for the assist functionality of the clothes golem to shine .

 

*

 

Upon reaching the mansion, Meat let Mai O’Doll down .
We made those thief-looking people eat our dust . The victory goes to the clothes golem’s boost… My hips hurt .

“Y-you’re fast . I wasn’t shook around at all . You’re much stronger than you look . ”
“Ehen . ”

Meat was as expressionless as ever, but she still puffed her chest out in pride . Right, maybe she just expresses herself with her body instead of her face?

“… But I wanted you to do it for me, Kehma-sama . The princess carry . ”
“Unfortunately, I’m weak . I leave the physical labor to Kuro . ”


“Kehma-sama, please give me a princess carry next time . ”
“If there’s another opportunity, I will . ”
“I’ll be growing up fast from here on, though . It’s an easy chance for you to do it now!”
“What, I said I’m weak, but I can at least carry a woman . It’s alright even if I don’t do it now . ”
“Uhuhuhu . ”
“Hahaha . ”

Mai O’Doll hid her mouth with her hand as she laughed . Even though she’s so small, this loli is an aristocrat .

“Well then, how about we go report to Von O’Doll-sama?”
“You can princess carry me to Otou-sama’s room…”
“Outside of emergencies, I refrain from touching ladies in peaceful moments . ”
“Muu, even though I wouldn’t mind…”

Mind it! Rather, I just want to go back home .
I went to Von O’Doll’s office, Meat and Mai O’Doll in tow .


Knocking on the door, I went in after getting permission . Von O’Doll was working on paperwork at his desk . Placing his fountain pen back in its holder, he smiled at us .

“Welcome back . That went fairly quickly, I thought you would have played for a bit longer?”
“Yeah, we had finish early due to a few suspicious fellows . Also, is it alright if I complete the guard escort commission with this?”
“Sure . What sort of fellows were they?”

I briefly explained the characteristics of the men I saw . Von O’Doll nodded, his expression unchanging for the most part . I guess it was the Von O’Doll sent them as guards route after all? It was a great excuse .

“… So, what about you? Have you decided to become Mai’s fiance?”

He said it like me becoming her fiance was a done deal .
But I refuse .

“On that, I shall refuse . ”

Right next to me, Mai O’Doll seemed to deflate when I said that .

“Hmm… might I ask for your reason? You two only met yesterday, but I assume you would have learned at least a little about her in that time?”
“First off, nothing’s changed in the past half day . Secondly, honestly, I prefer my women bigger . ”
“Hmm… that so?”

Ah, he hasn’t given up . He looks like he’s thinking about what hand to play next right now .
But you’ve activated my trap card! I’ll stop that train of thought in its tracks!

“Could I say something, Von O’Doll-sama? On this matter, I do have an idea . ”
“Hmm? What?”
“Before that—”

I took a glance at Mai O’Doll . Von O’Doll seemed to have guessed my intention .

“Mai, please head back to your room . ”
“… Awww . Kehma-sama, I, I won’t give up!”

Listening to Von O’Doll, Mai O’Doll exited the room after a little hesitation .

“Mai seems to like you quite a bit . Did something happen?”
“I didn’t intend to do anything that would cause it . ”
“Well, I’ll have Mai tell me about it later . So, what was your suggestion?”

I smiled from ear to ear .
Eat it—my revenge!

“It’s just a proposal… but to be frank, she doesn’t exactly need to be engaged to a man, right?”
“…!? W-what do you mean?”
“Exactly what I said . I recommend that Kuro here be used for Mai-sama’s feigned engagement . ”

Very straightforwardly, I presented Meat to him .

“I have several reasons… but mainly, she’s my party member, so she has the same achievements as me as an adventurer . Moreover, I can guarantee that she has a proven track record in the administration of Golen Village . All of my achievements are thanks to Kuro . ”

And I guarantee that all of my achievements are actually entirely because of Meat! I will continue to insist this, I will not accept any objections!
Meat looked my way . She was surprised . Von O’Doll was surprised, too .

“So, is there any other prestige she’d need?”
“… Well, let’s say that her being a woman is alright . She’s even close to Mai in age… But isn’t she a slave? She has a collar on . ”
“Kuro just likes wearing it . I am more or less supposed to be her master, but Kuro only wears that because she has a master fetish and can’t settle down without wearing it . Von O’Doll-sama, you had a son, correct? In other words, even if I married Mai-sama, it isn’t like I would become the lord… it’s not like it matters either way, though . At any rate, it’s just a feigned engagement, so it isn’t as though the marriage would actually happen . ”

I prattled on and on with a sound argument, causing Von O’Doll to flinch somewhat .

“Y-yeah…? Could I consider it?”
“Then for your consideration, I shall add this . ”

Time for the final blow . I took out Meat’s Adventurer Guild Card and showed it to him .
It was what we got from Haku-san… Ventulier, was it? I’m sure it had a noble rank like that . In other words, her B-Rank Guild Card was also proof of her nobility .





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