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Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 301




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Chapter 301: 301
An Achievement or Something



​ Leaving Igni to Ontentoo, we headed back to the village .

​ I was getting carried on the way back as well, but…

​ “We wound up not having to bring anything more back huh . Let’s hurry up and go back . ”

​ “Eh, wait up Wataru . What’re you doing?”

​ “Preparing to go back down?”

​ “… That’s a cliff though?”

​ “It’s the shortest route back . We just didn’t take it on the way up since the ascent would’ve been a bit much . ”
​ “No way, no, nope, no way!”

​ “I’ll be as careful as possible, but you do know you’re going to bite your tongue if you keep talking yeah?”

​ “Hey Gozoh, get him to stop! This is basically vertical!”

​ “What’re you on about? This is easy enough to just walk down . Kehma, you should stop swinging your legs, you’re going to trip him . ”

​ “Seriously…”
​ We were able to return in just fifteen minutes and that’s good and all, but it was way scarier than even the jankiest of rollercoasters .

​ But like, both Meat and Ichika made it down casually… wait, am I the odd man out here? Or maybe it’s because I was being carried? Either way, it’s a good thing I relieved myself before we headed back .

​ “Mm, you made it back safe and sound huh . ”

​ “Ooh~, welcome back~”

​ The ones to greet us upon our return were Rokuko and Nerune . Rokuko was waiting with a triumphant pose for some reason though?

​ Did Ontentoo contact her?

​ “I figured it was about time you all got back… Kehma, could you get down here and crouch a bit?”

​ “Hm? What’s up?”



​ I got off Wataru’s back and bent over as instructed .
​ “… W-We-Welcome… b-back… d-d-dea… —! W-Welcome back!”

​ “Yeah, so could you stop hitting me? No clue if you’re embarrassed or something but could you not?”

​ Welcome back dear? What? Did I come back from a business trip or something?

​ Rokuko aside, Wataru was called over by Nerune too . Yeah, so I knew they were getting along but it was to the point of her welcoming him back?
​ “Sooo, Wataru-san~? The flame dragon scales~? The horn~?”

​ “Ah… th-there were some, uh, circumstances… so, it’s not what I said, but how about some fire rat fur or red slime fluid…?”
​ “…”

​ “Aah! Sorry, we wound up making up with the dragon so I couldn’t really get them!”

​ “Then neeext time~, I can expect souvenirs~?”

​ “Yeah! Leave it to me, please!!”

​ With that, Nerune returned to the inn after leaving Wataru super eager to please her .

​ … Ah, so she’s got him whipped . When’d that happen?

​ “Wataru . I know it’s me saying it, but are you alright?”

​ “I’m fine . Rather, I feel great . ”

​ Yep . A whipped perv .

​ “Oh, no, I don’t mean like in an M way or anything . More like, uhh, a cat?”

​ “So you see Nerune as a cat sith or something?”

​ “There are cat siths1 in this world!?”

​ I saw them in the catalog at least? They were monsters though .

​ With that, other villagers realized that we’d returned . Around five of them .



​ “Oh, it’s true, they’re back! And none of ’em are dead either!”

​ “But what about the dragon meat!?”

​ “They’re all alright! How’d it go!?”

​ The villagers all talked over each other .

​ “Ah, yeah . We’re all good . It worked out somehow . ”

​ “Th-That so? So you defeated it after all? Even though you had Hero-sama with you, you did it with so few people…”

​ “Well, it’s not like we defeated it… mmm, how should I put it? … . ”

​ I turned to Gozoh, giving him a look that asked him to do it but not say too much .

​ “… I’ll start from how it ended . We disciplined the dragon with Kehma’s secret method, so we don’t have to worry about the flame dragon anymore . ”

​ “Eh?”

​ “Disciplined… a dragon? Haha, great joke, Gozoh . ”

​ “It’s the truth . I saw the dragon bow with my own eyes . It even apologized for burning that field . Right, Wataru?”

​ “Man, Kehma-san did basically all of it this time! He and Kuro-chan took it on themselves!”

​ Crap, Wataru didn’t get that that was in the ‘too much’ category!?

​ “Hold up . The disciplining part’s a misunderstanding, we just came to an agreement . ”

​ “HEEEEY! OUR VILLAGE CHIEF’S A DRAGON TAMER!!”

​ “Seriously!? That’s WAY cooler than a dragon slayer! I’m proud to be in this village! Our village chief got justice for my radishes!”

​ “Wait what!? I’m not a tamer though!? Hey!”

​ Like that, the matter of me personally subduing the dragon quickly spread throughout the village .

​ Why though? I’d even tried pushing it all off onto Wataru…

​ “Hey guys… don’t press all your achievements on me… why do you think you were all brought?”

​ “To be witnesses yeah? And I didn’t say anything about Salamander-dono . ”
​ “We really didn’t do anything . There’s nothing for us to press onto you, everything was your doing . ”

​ “Come on, isn’t taking over my troubles a splendid achievement?”

​ “That could not be called an achievement . Also, wouldn’t this be enough to allow you to become a B-Rank adventurer, Kehma-san?”

​ The guild people know about me currently having two ranks .

​ So this means there’ll be a chance for those ranks to be equal… yeah, it’s likely .

​ Ugugugu, but wouldn’t that make me be B-Rank on the surface as well? B-Ranks are basically aristocrats . Aristocrats are troublesome . Yeah .

​ “No way, I still haven’t even done the advancement from D-Rank . ”

​ “No, Kehma . I know you really don’t want to work, but this matter could even make Roppu and I become B-Rank . Even with me honestly saying that we didn’t do anything . ”

​ “Yeah… If we told the whole truth, you going straight to A-Rank wouldn’t be a stretch, Kehma-san . ”

​ “Wait . What’s that now? Why?”

​ “Dragon subjugation is a great accomplishment that would normally require several B-Rank parties to accomplish with many deaths . In other words, you could say that just surviving it would make you B-Rank . This was just two parties, and even though IS-Rank came along, I didn’t help at all . Even then, Kehma-san, you really just did it with your own party—a party of just you two—and challenged the dragon . Uninjured . And you even managed to make it docile… that’s already A-RankInhuman, no, S-RankSuperhuman . Get it now?”

​ Now that he put it like that, I started to understand the significance of what just happened .

​ I think I was undervaluing the existences known as dragons too much .

​ The only dragon I’d met and known well was Redra, one that was casually lovey-dovey with Ontentoo… I’d fought

​ her in that Dungeon Battle back then, but I probably just couldn’t understand how much of a threat she really was .

​ No, I still don’t understand . It’s the same for the Core No . 5, the Dragon King, the one at the summit of all dragonkind . The only feeling I get toward them is just like ‘Oh, that person’s pretty dangerous huh . ’…

​ “I mean, Kehma-san, even if we obscure your achievement as much as possible, your plan made it so that we succeeded repelling the dragon with no casualties . That’s impossible to deny . ”

​ Right… this world has lie detecting magic tools .

​ Crap… we can’t hiding anything if they ask to deeply, huh .

​ “… Eeh, dragon subjugation… I mean, hmm . Can’t B-Ranks handle that much?”

​ “I’m trying to tell you that’s impossible . I couldn’t even face a dragon and get out uninjured, alright? I’d have to prepare myself to lose an arm or two . Something that would take even recovery magic two or three days to bounce back from . ”

​ Seriously? B-Ranks are unexpectedly weak… or maybe dragons are just too strong?

​ “Well, you’re definitely B-Rank now at least . Congratulations . ”

​ “I want to decline it though?”

​ “That means you’d have to quit the adventurer guild . I don’t recommend it . ”

​ “… Then I’ll quit adventuring and just be an ordinary village chief or a Beddhist father . ”

​ “Either way, I’m pretty sure that Haku-sama will summon you to elevate your rank . You’d be sentenced to death if you refused, probably . ”

​ Ah… I’ll do it if it’s Haku-san . I’d have to . No lese majeste for me! Because it’s Haku-san . Because… it’s Haku-san!

​ “Well, organization heads’ authority is far reaching, so there’s not much trouble you’d have to deal with . Oh, how about we head to the capital together? I’ll drop my escort price down for you!”

​ “I’ll go through another route . And no way I’m going to pay for an S-Rank escort . ”

​ “I’ll give you the friend bonus, you’d only have to pay for food and transportation!”

​ … In that case, maybe I could ask him to?

​ I’ve never been to the imperial capital through the normal route, it might be a good opportunity if I have a hero escorting me . I don’t even know the normal route there, after all .

​ “Well… sure, why not . If that’s all, let’s do it . ”

​ “Yes! I’m going to go prepare for the trip now then! Oh, Kehma-san, you have [Storage] right? How much of it’s open? You should put tons of water and food into it . ”

​ Unexpectedly happy about it, Wataru spoke… Actually, I guess he’s always like that .

​ Later that day, the successful dragon subjugation party engorged themselves on the alcohol I’d brought—[Certain Dragon Slayer] .

​ Haha, nah, it’s just normal Japanese sake! I didn’t give it any name like that! And it doesn’t kill anyway!

1 . So cat sith could either be referencing the Final Fantasy version of them, the ‘actual’ Celtic myth version of them, or maybe some other JP reference .





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