Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 449

Chapter 449

449 – Toy Tindalos

“Eh Niku? Why are you here?”

“Tindalos-sama summoned me here to meet with Master, Rokuko-sama . ”

An old man in a robe at the back of the room laughs while playing his mustache . The little dog-eared maid is tearing up while smiling as if to show she’s happy to see me .

“‘…… . . ’”

“What’s the matter, Master?”

I push away Niku because I was creeped out by her face .

“So, you are Toy Tindalos?”

“Eeeh? I got found out already?”

“W-w-what? This isn’t Niku?”

Rokuko is confused . Toy spins around and snaps her fingers as she laughs “ufufufu” . The old man who was wearing the robe slowly disappeared, leaving only the robe on the floor .

At any rate, she doesn’t seem to have any intention of hiding herself .

“As you may have guessed, I am Toy Tindalos, but… can you tell me for future reference? As for how can you see through my disguise? Leona said my face is a perfect replica of Niku . ”

“…they way Niku expressing her happiness is different . ”

“ah understood! I’m sorry I didn’t do enough research about that, but I’m glad that you told me this, I would like to thank you on behalf of our creator, Leona . ”

Toy formally bowed to me, with a stiff smile on her face .

But when did Leona had time to observe Niku’s outer appearance? …no, that was a stupid question . It’s Leona . She can peep anytime she wants, or even worse, she can monitor us through the eyes of her succubus who have been serving as Beddhist nuns .

“Well, this is going to take some time, please sit down first . ”

“Amazing, the more I look at you, the more similar you are to Niku…”

She urged us to sit on the couch . This soft, spring-loaded coach is so comfortable that it made me feel annoyed instead . Toy snapping her finger, cookies, and tea instantly appear on the table, it had a faint scent of a flower .

As if to show it to us, but Toy picks up one of the cookies and takes a bite out of it, making a pleasant crunching sound and munching it to show us that it’s not poisoned . But it does not matter, I just can’t trust her at all .

“What… do you want?”

“About what?”

“Don’t play stupid, why did you bring Rokuko and me to this Daido country?”

“Oh . It was a gift; don’t you like it here?”

Toy laughs with a cunning merchant’s smirk .

“Don’t you understand? We tried to recreate Japanese food and seasoning as much as possible . Implant fabricated memories in the locals . For example, these cookies, we put a lot of thought into making it, but if it’s something we readily prepared, it won’t become popular, right?”

Toy eats another one, then she makes a relished face . Rokuko… don’t get tempted… please?

“It’s not poisoned, you know? you could also prove it by using authenticity judgment magic on me . ”

“I don’t have that magic . ”

“Then, here you go . It’s a [Treaty Scroll], you can also confirm it first, Kehma can understand the true meaning of words contained in magic formation, right?”

I unfold the scroll and spread it on the table . The words said “Divine Class Ritual Magic”, “Contracts and Oaths”…are you serious, this is a real thing? I read it carefully, but I can’t find anything suspicious in the magic circle either . However, I’ve never seen the real [Treaty Scroll] before .

“Go ahead and use it . ”

Urged by Toy, I use the scroll, the magic circle spreads, then floating a bit and enters my body .

… I came to understand how to use [Treaty], it seems the scroll is indeed real . The effect of this magic is to enforce an Oath, just like how it was written in the magic formation codes .

“Do you swear to answer all my questions without lying?”

“I’m willing to do so until I leave this room at midnight, I will answer any question you had . ”

When both parties agree with each other, cast [Treaty] again, the content of this time oath is for Toy to honestly answer everything I ask to her, and Toy agreed on condition [Until I leave the room, at midnight] .

“—With this, we agreed to establish a contract, I swear in the name of Ori, the God of Creation, to fulfill this contract – [Treaty] . ”

Clink, a magical path forms between me and Toy . It’s a success .

Now Toy can’t lie to me until we leave this room tonight . Honestly, there should be no benefit to Toy, and it’s been bothering me why he agreed to it without asking for any compensation .

“Well then, let me ask you a quick question . …… . . What’s in these cookies?”

“A love potion . Oh, I find Kehma-sama so attractive that I can’t stand it . I prepared it in the hope that Kehma-sama and Rokuko-sama would become physically connected with each other . ”

“…really?”

It’s not a lie .

Rokuko, definitely don’t eat it! okay? I’m serious .

“What’s Leona up to?”

“I don’t know? She only told me that it was a gift for Kehma-sama . In fact, this Daido country is a great place for a [Japanese] people to date . I hope you enjoyed your date today Kehma-sama . Oh yeah, Rokuko-sama… how was your date with Kehma-sama?

“What? Well, yeah, I mean… that wasn’t too bad . ”

“Rokuko, you don’t have to answer that question . ”

I stop Rokuko, who was trying to answer .

“Let’s me change the question … what do you think Leona is up to?”

“My creator, Leona, is a maiden at heart, so she probably wishes to see your love story in the dating spot she’s created?”

Toy replies jokingly . “umm What else…” she looks up a little and ponders .

“…oh! if you think about it carefully… Is it probably her way to harass White Goddess? Because of that, I hope that you can enjoy your date fully . I also prepared a pamphlet of our favorite date spot . ”

Toy snapped her fingers, and a pamphlet appeared on the table, it looked like something you’d find in a tourist spot… ow, they had a theme park?

“Oh yeah . To delay people noticing your absence, we sent a dummy body that we have prepared for you to your place . ”

“What? What’s that?”

“It’s a meat doll that doesn’t have a soul, it will continue to sleep until it dies, but it will last at least six months . That means you still have time to have fun . ”

…Please think about it . If it is during that time, you can date as much as you like in this land where there is no need to worry about that white goddess interference at all . Of course, even after you can… . – Toy whispered to us .

“Right, we will be free from White Goddess watchful eyes, but go right inside Leona peeping tom eyes, no thanks . ”

“Oh, no! to be called peeping tom by a dungeon master, it’s like the pot calling the kettle black!”

The over-exaggerated reaction (overreaction), which was impossible for Niku, was filled me by a strange sensation that could only be described as uncomfortable .

“Well, is there anything else you want to ask?”

“Where is Leona?”

“Well? As a Toy (Toy in a literal sense), I just solemnly wait to be played with . It is not my place to be concerned about her . Why don’t you just ask about me and my failures? If you want I can tell you all about it . ”

“No, no… it’s fine . ”

If you want to play, it’s certainly not impossible .

Suddenly the sweet and alluring scent tickles my nose, and I noticed that my heart rate increased……… .

“…do you or Leona intend to harm us?”

“mmm? At the very least, we are not trying to kill you . I’m sure you can say that we are very, very much in love with Kehma-sama, and we want to help your relationship . Oh, this incense, is an aphrodisiac that also works on the dungeon core, this is not considered harmful, by the way . ”

Toy smiles as she tilts her head sideways while holding her index finger to her chin . When I looked next to my side, I finally understood why Rokuko is too quiet, I saw Rokuko’s eyes had become blurry, and her cheeks were red .

She said it ‘also’ works on dungeon core, which means it probably works on me as a dungeon master too… crap, it’s not a good idea to stay in this room any longer .

“It’s not harmful at all if it helps to increase your metabolism rather than harm your body . Fortunately, there’s a bed in the room, so why don’t you go and rest here? Once you leave the room, our contract is over . Don’t worry, it’s a very comfortable bed, unlike the one we keep in your guest room . ”

“Damn it, you little bitch . ”

“AhAha! that’s the highest compliment you can give me!”

Toy has a face that looks exactly like Niku’s, and in contrast, her look of ecstasy doesn’t resemble Niku at all . Her tail and ears don’t twitch at all, as if they don’t have any emotion . It’s not that they don’t move, it’s just there’s no trace of emotion in her tail and ears .

…I hurriedly left the sweet-smelling room with Rokuko in tow .