Level Up Just By Eating - Chapter 54

Chapter 54

The white sand that is also called a sea of sand, with the sun setting at the horizon .

　The red sun illuminating the sea of sand is a breathtaking sight .

　However, I do not have the time to enjoy that at my leisure .

　Because Lolona is not here yet .

「Should we go then . 」

「Let’s give a good beating to the church!」

「That’s what I’m planning to do . 」

　Although Laura and I were committed, Femille was a little scared .

「Are you sure you’re proceeding with this plan……?」

「Lolona was the one who said that she’ll return by sunset .

　So as per what she said, if she doesn’t return, that means we’ll have to look for her . 」

「Naturally that’s what I thought as well, but couldn’t it have been that they’re having a long conversation……」

「If that’s the case, Laura will strip naked and prostrate . 」

「Fueee?!」

「If it’s only the talk that’s becoming difficult, and the other person isn’t a bad person .

　Then I’m sure they’ll forgive someone prostrating while naked . 」

「Wait wait wait wait just a second!　Why must I be the one apologizing!?

　And why must I be naked?!」

「If I was the one naked and apologizing, wouldn’t they just hate it even more?」

「But aren’t there different kinds of people in this world! 

　For example, Femille-chan would’ve loved it if Keima was fully naked!!」

「You’re right……, If you say whether I like or dislike it, I would feel extremely happy about it……Hauu . 」

　Femille who was caught up with the conversation was covering her pink face with both hands .

「I still have my pride . I’ve never prostrated before, so being fully naked is way harder . 」

「So do I though?!」

「Don’t worry, Laura . 」

「Fuee?」

「The pride that you hold, I’ve already thrown it into the sand . 」

「Why did you do thatーーーーーーーーー! ! !」

「Ah sorry, I was playing around……」

「How can you fool around and threw my pride away!　What’s more it’s mine! !」

「Well, you should just give up .

　Worst case scenario, even you being naked wouldn’t help, and we might have to negotiate . 」

「Fueeeen……」

　The useless goddess hung her head in shame .

　In the first place, when someone gives an impossible request, they would usually say『At least give me ○○……』 .

　So if we can decline that ○○ , the impossible request would go something like『At least……』 .

　If we can avoid that hurdle, the other party would easily accept the request .

　It’s a negotiation technique called <Door In the Face> .

　Whether that can be done, is a question for our useless goddess .

　Pon Pon Pon Pon . I stroked my head and said .

「And with that, I’ll go in and strike .

　So you and Femille will find a safe place and hide . 」

「The invisible warrior understands!」

　Laura strongly nodded and tightly hugged me .

「……?」

「Isn’t being beside Keima the safest?」

　The useless goddess said while tilting her head slightly .

　It’s like saying, if a dog comes, you say it’s a dog, if a cat comes, you say it’s a cat .

　With such a simple minded thinking, she says that being beside me is the safest in a straightforward manner .

　There is no fogging in her eyes, and she said it straight from her chest .

　She’s so ignorant .

「Try your best……Not to leave my side . 」

「Okay!」

　She nodded with a sweet smile on her face . If it’s only her face, then she’ll be a lovable angel, but it’s this rotten useless goddess we’re talking about .

　I don’t know whether to kick, step, or beat her .

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　I came to the church which Liesel is most likely at .

　Two guards that are dressed in high quality armours blocks my way with their spears .

「「Who are you?」」

「If you’re asking who I am, then I’ll answer you that I’m Keima-san who has lost all common sense in various circumstances . 」

「「What……?」」

「I have business with Liesel . 」

「If you’re looking for Liesel-sama, he is currently speaking with the Holy Priestess Licia-sama . 」

「Can I leave them a message?」

「That is kind of……」

「I see」

　I then went behind the guard .

　Then, strike his neck from behind .

　The guard immediately lose consciousness .

「Wha――! ?」

　The other guard panicked and strike with his spear .

　He penetrated through my breastplate .

　However―― .

「Too bad it’s an afterimage . 」

　I was yet again behind him, and aim at his neck with my arm this time .

　I whispered to his ear while at a choking position .

「If you don’t want your head to explode, I suggest you lead me to where Liesel is .

　Either way, you choose?」

「Hiiiii !」

　The guard immediately walked inside the church .

(Oh and by the way, if I see any little suspicious movement, POP!, and there goes your head, okay?)

(Hiiiiii……)

　The guard looks like he was about to cry .

「Keima, you’re always ruthless……」

「I claim to have my balance, so I would not hesitate to do what needs to be done at times . 」

「I see……」

　I wonder if she’s reminiscing about the first time we met .

　Femille looked down and mumbled .

　While walking down the corridor in such a way, there was another guard patrolling .

「Who might that be……？」

「It…… . This is our guest . He has some business with Liesel-sama . 」

「A guest . 」

「T-That’s right . It’s an extremely important guest . 」

「I understand . 」

　The guard walked away .

　But it was slightly off .

　I feel like we might get caught .

　It’ll happen eventually, so we just have to proceed onward .

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