Chapter 74

Chapter 74 – Let’s eat some pufferfish!

Looking at the thinly sliced pufferfish plated neatly, Laura said .

「Fueeeto, fork, fork . Or should I used a spoon? Or maybe chopsticks?」

「Before that, here’s your part . 」

　I offered her a medium-sized dish, different from the one normal slice .

　It was a pink sashimi, with sakura flowers decorated around .

「This is……?」

「Didn’t I promise?

　That I’ll leave you the best part of the pufferfish . 」

「Fueeeeen……, Keimaaaaa…………」

　She seems deeply moved . Looking as though she’s about to tear up .

「However……Let’s share it with everyone else ! !」

「Huh?」

「If there’s only one for me, then I’ll eat it by myself right!?

　But then, no one else would be able to eat it!

　So I should share it with everyone? !」

「I don’t mind eating, but at least don’t give it to Femille and Lolona . 」

「Why?」

「Cause it’s poisonous . 」

「Fueeeeee? !」

「Well, since the liver of a pufferfish is extremely poisonous .

　I did say it’s the most delicious part, but since there’s poison inside, normally people won’t eat it . 」

「What is this treatment! Do you want me half-dead?!」

「Well, that might happen . 」

　Saying that, I took the sashimi liver back .

　Then, I said with a refreshing smile .

「Here, eat it . 」

「You told me that it’s poisonous, and now you’re asking me to eat it?!

　Isn’t your sadistic parameter soaring through the sky? ! ? ! ? ! ?」

「My S right now is the S from satsugai . So there’s no problem . 」

(Doki……)

　For some reason, I can hear some sound effects from Laura .

　Her cheeks are bright red .

　But she immediately shakes her head frantically .

「Why are you telling me to eat it with such a cool and eloquent face!」

「But, didn’t you say you’re a (self-proclaimed) goddess ? So it’s all good . 」

「I don’t want to hear you saying it conveniently !!!!!!!!!!!!!!」

「That being said, I’ve made a promise……」

「I doooooooooooon’t waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaa! ! !」

　The useless goddess is screaming something un-goddess-like at the top of her lungs .

　Finally satisfied with teasing her, I give a big hug .

　Adorbs……!

「What an……S」

「Really an……S」

　Lolona and Femille were pulled towards me .

　Can’t be helped .

「If that’s the case, I’ll eat it then . 」

「Fueeee?!」

「Since I have poison resistance and detoxification, so I probably won’t die . 」

「Maybe?!」

「If there’s a 1 in a million chance something happens to me, could you please take care of Femille and Lolona for me……?」

「Then, can’t you just not eat it?! So stop making such a tragic face!!」

「Sometimes, a man has to confront even if he knows he’s reckless……!」

「Not right now though?!」

「If not now, then when?」

「Please don’t be so philosophical before eating! ! !」

「By the way look at that . There’s a bird and a desert cat playing at the palm tree . 」

「What are you saying, that’s so cuuuteee!!」

　Laura sharply turns behind .

「Where where where?!　Where’s that little bird and desert cat-chyaan?!?!」

　Successfully deceiving this useless goddess, she was full of gaps .

　I picked the sashimi liver up .

「There’s no cat though…………Aaahhhhーーーーーーーーーーーー! ! ! 」

　Laura screams at me, but it was too late, the food’s already in my mouth .

　The unique elasticity of flesh that resounds melts as I chew .

　When it rolls and swims around my tongue, the umami spreads over my mouth .

　My saliva could not stop pouring out from my mouth .

　I swallowed it thoroughly, and released a happy and lingering sound .

「Delish……」

　After staring at nothing for about 4 seconds .

　The poison lingers .

　My tongue became numb . My feet as well . It feels like I couldn’t stand .

　I kneeled .

　And fell straight down .

　My breath was faint . It feels like I’m dying .

　These thoughts really put me in a panic mode .

「Fueeeeen ! Keimaa! Keimaaaa! !」

「Keima-dono!」

「Keima-samaaaa! ! !」

　Laura and co scrambles around, not knowing what to do .

　The poison ain’t like the rest I’ve got before .

　It’s not like a poison that reduces your stamina, but like a special paralysis poison .

　The effects of my poison and detox resistance is only doing half the job resisting .

　And the other half, it’s eating up the poison by itself .

　It’s this world’s tetrodotoxin… . . !

　On earth, taking just . 002 grams of that shit can kill a man, and this is this other world’s version……！

　But――。

　Terere, tetete~ .

　Level　 　　 1756→1761(↑5)

　HP 　 　　　23042/23050（↑40）

　MP 　 　　　22540/22540（↑35）

　Strength 　　　　 23385（↑45）

　Vitality 　　　　 25190（↑30）

　Speed 　　　　 22165（↑35）

　Magic Power 　 　　　21960（↑30）

　Acquired Skills

　Paralysis Poison LV6

　Paralysis Poison Resistance LV6←←←←←←←←

「There’s no problem if I level up yooーーーーーーーーーーー! ! !」

　I have fully recovered .

　ＨＡＨＡＨＡ！　This is the best I’ve been! !

　Feels like I can fly! !

　I escaped from one of the biggest pinches in history, and said refreshingly .

「Don’t y’all worry . I’m already fine (sparkle) !」

「Are you sure the ‘fine’ is really fine?! You’re not even human at this point! ! !」

「It’ll be difficult if you put it that way……」

　I continued picking the liver and ate it .

　This taste is really hitting my heart (literally) .

「I don’t mind giving up my humanity for such a taste……!」

「And you’re eating it normally! ! !」

「As expected of Keima-dono……」

「Amazing……」

　Lolona and Femille were praising me and grew even closer to me .

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