Chapter 164
Chapter 164 - Have To Recite A Spell
The grilled meat that was somehow stolen . . .
So he chased after a little guy .
He then fell into a deep hole and arrived at the earth’s core race territory .
Shit man, he almost died there .
Everything could be blamed on that little gnome who stole the grilled meat .
Luo Tian’s temper started rising .
Encountering the earth’s core race was considered a blessing in disguise . In less than a month, he went from a Profound Master all the way to the Profound Spirit realm . He also gained several martial skills that went against the heavens and got an earth attributed demon core . He also got to know the Tang Dynasty’s Ninth Prince and the Sea Cloud Sect’s super hot goddess Qin Yue’er . The only blemish in the otherwise perfect story was that he didn’t get the system’s second big reward . This was something Luo Tian somewhat resented in his heart .
Of course . . .
The things he had gained were already enough to go against the heaven . So if the system gave him even more rewards, then this would be too over the top .
But the hatred Luo Tian had for this gnome was considered two separate issues .
“♫ You are my little barbeque meat, the love I have for you is endless… ♫”
This legendary children’s song through the gnome’s mouth had turned into an old cow bleating . It was no different from random moo’ing .
Qin Yue’er helplessly commented: “It’s like someone is half speaking half singing a song . It’s really quite harsh to the ears . ”
Tang Jiu also looked like he couldn’t handle it .
At this time, Luo Tian had already disappeared from his position .
Because he was very clear on the gnome’s speed . Once the gnome realizes you were onto him, wanting to capture him would become extremely difficult . The most hateful thing about that little guy was that he could fly, and it was at a fast rate of speed too . His two little arms would flap like crazy and was very similar to wings .
Luo Tian has seen many gnomes in video games before but he has never seen one that could fly before .
The little gnome was grilling meat and humming his song . It also looked like the meat had just been finished grilling too .
When the gnome took a bite, he chewed a few times and spat it back out . He then cursed: “That was f*cking disgusting! I have clearly followed that guy’s way of grilling the meat yet the difference in taste is too large . Could it be that I’m reciting the spell wrong?”
After that, the brows on the gnome scrunched up . He then pronounced one word at a time: “You are my little buttocks, huh… that’s not right . It should be… You are my little apple; my love for you is endless…”
“That’s right; this should be the correct spell . ”
“How come the meat I grill is so disgusting while the meat that ugly ass human grills is so good? What’s going on?”
This little guy had taken Luo Tian’s song as a spell .
Luo Tian silently walked closer to the gnome . But upon hearing the words ugly ass human, his expression changed while he directly shouted: “You damn little squirt; you stole this daddy’s grilled meat and caused this daddy to almost fall to his death in a deep hole . Now you’re f*cking calling this daddy an ugly ass? Have you never met such a cool and handsome guy like me before?”
“Ahh…?!”
The gnome shrieked out in horror and almost fell over from trembling . Seeing Luo Tian appear, he immediately forced himself to coldly sneer in disdain: “It’s the ugly ass looking human again . I’m surprised I wasn’t able to kill you yet . ”
“F*ck!”
“Such arrogance coming from a little squirt like you! Watch how this daddy takes care of you!” Shouted Luo Tian as he rushed towards the gnome .
The gnome quickly scampered off to the side . He then laughed in disdain: “You want to take care of me? Can you even catch up to me? Ugly ass, ugly ass, you’re a super ugly ass . Hahaha…”
This midget’s speed was really fast and wanting to catch up to him might not be possible .
Moreover . . .
Last time when Luo Tian was chasing him, he had feeling this gnome was completely messing with him . That’s why he had fallen deep into a hole and landed in the territory of the earth’s core race .
Seeing how the gnome had scampered off to the side about to make a run for it, Luo Tian didn’t chase after him and smiled coldly . “You think I can’t catch you? Just watch and see how this daddy will smack your butt soon . ”
Immediately after . . .
Luo Tian’s brow quivered as he said to himself: “Let me test out my new skill . ”
“Eternal Kingdom!”
“Ommm~ . . . ”
A black aura like flame shot out from Luo Tian’s body and started diffusing out to a five meter radius around him .
The black aura finished enshrouding the area . At this moment, an independent space was created within the five meter radius with Luo Tian at the center . This was considered Luo Tian’s special space and he was capable of doing anything inside it . He was practically the overlord of this space!
This feeling was extremely awesome!
Luo Tian’s heart was filled with joy and exhilaration . “If I ever encounter any experts in the same cultivation realm as me, this daddy won’t have to worry of ever losing . I am now an existence that can directly steamroll over them!”
The Eternal Kingdom skill only works against martial cultivators at the same realm or below the user .
It was too difficult to pull in martial cultivators at higher realms into the Eternal Kingdom, which was a natural effect in the gap between strength .
But . . .
This was already super awesome . In other words - possessing this skill meant that Luo Tian was an invincible existence to those in the same cultivation realm as him .
Of course . . .
Level 1 Eternal Kingdom only lasted for 2 seconds . There’s a possibility from nothing to many things being accomplished in that 2 second time frame .
But catching this gnome, 2 seconds was more than enough .
Within an instant . . .
The gnome felt a slight energy fluctuation in the space around him . He wanted to run but found out that he couldn’t control his body . More accurately speaking, he was being suppressed by some sort of spatial law which he couldn’t break out from .
The Eternal Kingdom was a skill that belonged to the spatial law category .
How could the gnome possibly break out of it?
Luo Tian ferociously smiled . He then grabbed the gnomes clothing and lifted him up into the air before directly smacking his butt . Luo Tian then shouted: “Your damn granny, you dare to call me an ugly ass? Watch how I smack your butt into pulp!”
“Pak~ . . . ”
“Pak~ . . . ”
Tang Jiu and Qin Yue’er were both stunned by this .
There were obvious changes in their eyes the moment Eternal Kingdom disappeared . They both then glanced at each other briefly .
Tang Jiu asked: “How come such a death aura appeared here? I somehow feel like it’s quite familiar . ”
Qin Yue’er said: “This is the martial skill of the Dark Mountain Corpse City’s Yin Shang . Little handsome brother, how come you know it as well? Could it be…”
Tang Jiu was shocked by this and a brief flash appeared in his eyes . He then said with incomparable worship: “My idol is truly an idol, he’s way too powerful! If I was a woman, I will definitely be mesmerized by him to the point of losing my mind . ”
Qin Yue’er rolled her eyes at Tang Jiu and said: “Senior brother, I heard that there’s a pill in this world called the Yin Yang Conversion pill ¹ . Do you want me to ask an elder to find one for you?”
A black line appeared on Tang Jiu’s head as he quickly ran off .
Qin Yue’er smiled evilly as she placed her hands on her waist . She then shook the breasts she was so proud of causing them to slightly bounce up and down before saying: “A guy wants to snatch my man? Humph, you think this sister is an easy pushover?!”
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“Call this daddy an ugly ass again!”
“Say it again if you have the guts!”
Luo Tian poked his finger at the gnome’s forehead and said: “A little squirt like you dares to call this daddy an ugly ass? Your whole family are all ugly asses!”
After saying that, he smacked the gnomes butt once more .
The gnome was now crying loudly in pain .
He was trying to desperately struggle away from Luo Tian’s evil grasp . At this point in time, some crystal objects fell out of his body .
Luo Tian looked down and was startled . “Woa, there’s some demon cores here . ”
He casually picked one up . . .
And the system suddenly gave off an alert tone .
“Ding!”
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¹ - The Yin Yang Conversion pill will turn him from a man to a woman .
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