Love Dependency Disease - Volume 1 - Chapter 6

Volume 1, Chapter 6: Gathering of the Five Trashes

TL: flarewk

Lunchtime. As I'm extremely lacking in money, I lonelily sat at the school's balcony and munched on to the tasteless steamed buns; to me right now, even a piece of salted fish would taste like luxuriousness.

"Cough cough.."

I suddenly choked onto my bun..... which is an extremely serious issue right now, for I didn't have any extra money to purchase any water.

I forcefully attempted to thump my own back, but the result only made it even worse.

Just now it had only blocked my esophagus, and after a few thumps, not only did it not get swallowed into my stomach, but it went into my windpipe instead.

Can't breathe! If this goes on I'll be dead, being choked to death by a steamed bun, this definitely must be heaven's retribution!

To the toilet then, even natural water is also considered as water, just use whatever that's available as of now.

I quickly thought to myself, as the inability to breathe caused me unbearably agonizing pain.

I opened the balcony's door, and noticed that Ma Qing Xue is walking up the staircases, was she also planning to have lunch at the balcony?

But this wasn't the crux here, the crux is that she's holding a packet of milk in her hands, although she's happily drinking it in her mouth via a straw, but the me who's almost dying couldn't think so much into it at that point of time.

I used my fastest speed ever to dash in front of her; she didn't quite react to me suddenly quickly zooming towards her, and had her packet of milk grabbed off from her hands by me to drink it, and after I drank a huge gulp of it in a single go I felt my lungs finally managing to feel the presence of air once again.

"What are you looking at, I just drank your milk alright? Take it, I've still got stuff to do so I'm off!"

(TL: the milk here, it easily be misunderstood as it's also a double-sided word for breast-milk, i'm not sure if the author intended for him to unintentionally say that pun, but here's the low down anyway.)

I've got to seize this opportunity of her not returning back to her senses yet, and quickly run off.....

Just now, I had also rather admired my behavior, for I could so blatant and nonchalantly grabbed someone else's drink that they were drinking halfway.

When I'm about to reach the classroom at the third level, I realized that I seemed to have left my keys on the balcony.

Returning back to the school balcony once more, Ma Qing Xue sat onto the same bench in which I was earlier munching onto the steamed buns. and just beyond the bench, is my missing keys that I had dropped.

I stealthily approached towards my dropped key,  as I don't plan to let Ma Qing Xue spot me, as I must not allow the possibility of me and her having time together alone.

(TL: I forgot to mention this very specific detail so far, notice that the MC kept calling the other party by her full name, this is rather important as he treats her like a stranger, thus the full name calling. Would you call your friend, "Morning, Peter Dray Differson Von de Luke Quail Jon. How are you?")

"Just now, it's definitely indirect kiss already, right~? Straw tongxue~"

"Well then~ noow I'm definitely considered as doooing indireect kissesss noow, right~? right~? Straw tongxue~?

"Straw tongxue~ yoouu loook sooo deliciousss~ let mee take a suck~!"

And her mouth slowly approached the straw that I've used earlier, and strongly sucked a mouthful.

Instantly, she gave off an expression of blissfulness, and as I was standing just behind her I could see her side-face being extremely reddish already.

"There's a flavor of steamed buns inside the milk...."

Just like that, she kept drinking the packet of milk and repeatedly smiled foolishly while she did so.

Shit, I got to run right away, I don't even want the keys any more....

Why is she so darn cute! My heart kept thumping wildly, the scene I've just witnessed made me like her a lot more already.

At this rate now how could I bear to be ruthless enough to make her hate me!!

Aimlessly just walking around the school, waiting for the afternoon's lesson to begin, this period of time would be extremely boring.

Especially for me who doesn't have any friends at all.

Suddenly, a hand from behind patted my shoulders.

Turning around to look, it's a male student whom I completely don't recognize at all.

"My friend, we've been looking all over for you already!"

Behind him, there are two more people.

"Hello, you are?"

"One of Su Hua's Five Human Trashes, [Demon Skirt Flipper]!"

What...? I thought that female classmate was just joking around, but there's actually the Four Human Trashes around.

And about the Five Human Trashes that he was talking about, my ears automatically filtered it to just Four.

"This tongxue, you are just joking around, right?"

I looked at him with a rather suspicious attitude.

"Then I'll let you see my secret technique right now then, <Rising Airflow>!!" 

Suddenly, an extremely strong gust of wind blew past, and at this moment all the girls in the corridor instantaneously had all been upskirted.

The corridor, had suddenly became a world full of flowers and greenery.

Does this guy have some sort of superpower? Oi!

"I've lost."

I lowered my head, to express my sincerity towards myself suspecting him earlier.

Laughing, he looked at me, and introduced the two people behind him.

"This person here is [Master of Stalkers], his secret technique is to accurately say out every female student's home address in Su Hua, or phone numbers, or any kind of personal information that's obtainable through the net, including her three sizes."

He pointed towards a guy whose slightly chubby, and introduced him to me.

This made me somewhat cautious to them instantly.

I'd say, this tongxue, you're committing a crime already , did you know that?

"And this is....."

"No need for that, I'll* introduce myself."

(Note: this person always refer to himself in a humble, lower position tone; I can not find an a english translation of this, so just always keep this in mind when he says "I".)

A guy who looked extremely handsome then stepped forward in front of me, with a trendy curly hairstyle, a rather defined and good-looking face shape, stout-looking body figure, long elegant fingers; all which encompasses the fact that he's a handsome guy.

If I was to be a girl, I would have probably immediately fallen in love with him to the point of being inextricable completely.

"I, am named as [Anal Calamity]."

"............"

I suddenly felt a feeling of extreme malignancy, which had strongly gathered round the region of my backside.

No wonder that such a handsome dude would be one of the Four Human Trash; so he have an interest towards the same genders.....

(TL: The guy's title was a snide chinese pun with regards to chrysanthemums, I just directly translated it here to be able to show you the joke)

"Oh, right. Wasn't there one more?"  (one of the four trashes)

"Her? I don't know where she had ran to, probably.... she's here, she's here, right behind you."

[Demon Skirt Flipper] then pointed behind me, and I haven't regained to my senses when I was suddenly bear hugged by a girl; the way that she hugged me was rather skillful, for now all of my body movements had been completely locked by her.

"Ya~hoo~ I'm Aihua Amelia~ your body is rather fantastic~!"

I painstakingly managed to turn around, and noticed that the girl who's hugging me had a light golden hair color, and she's a foreigner who possessed azure blue eyes, but in contrast she looked more like an oriental beauty, which probably meant that she's a mixed blood.

"My chinese name is He Mi, and people call me...."

She suddenly placed her lips very close to my ears, and gently blew towards it.

Uuuu.... so comfortable....

"[Men Huntress]!"

After she had finished blowing, she whispered out the remainder of her incomplete sentence earlier.

This immediately made me shudder, I've encountered an expert!!

"Quick look, it's the gathering of the Five Human Trashes, what are they planning to do?"

"I don't know, but let's just quickly go away..."

The unaware students who were in our surroundings were quickly frightened off by the Four Human Trash's aura of intimidation. 

"Welcome to joining us, [The Forbidden Librarian Keeper],  we've heard of your famous name since a long time ago."

[Demon Skirt Flipper] tongxue, don't say it out!! Right now, only my classmates know about this, don't let this embarrassing title be even more widespread around already!!

"No....just call me using my name..."

Using such an embarrassing title to call out each other, don't you guys find it rather shameful at all!?

"Oh? Don't tell me you think that the title that proved our glorious identities to be an embarrassment?"

He immediately saw through my intentions, but this is indeed rather embarrassing!

"Well... we must see if the others agree to it or not, don't you think so? [Holy Light Propagator]? Or should I call you, [Wise Sage's Enlightenment]?

This fella actually knew my two other embarrassing titles.....

At the same time, all of the male students in the surroundings immediately gazed at me with worshipping eye glances.

"Ha ha ha, since everyone already knows us as the Five Human Trashes, so this kind of title calling between each other is nothing much in comparison!"

I laughed three peals of laughter in generous joy, as my heart continued to bleed profusely.

(TL: MC gave up and allowed them to call him as FLP)

"The Human Trashes have gathered together, it's gonna be exciting now!"

"Yeah, yeah!"

The numerous surrounding students pointed at us repetitively; and the four of them seemed to have been enjoying this sort of attention tremendously.

I've been involved with a group of mentally unsound people already.

"You guys.....what do you guys base on to call Zhang Jian tongxue a human trash!!"

A familiar voice appeared, resounding around my ears.

It's Ma Qing Xue, looks like she had coincidentally walked past here.

"One of Su Hua's [Three Great Beauties], Ma Qing Xue would actually stand up for you, not bad at all, [The Forbidden Librarian Keeper].

[Demon Skirt Flipper] took a quick glance towards Ma Qing Xue and to me, with his lips slightly curling up in a smile.

"Zhang Jian tongxue, all of them have misunderstood you, right?"

Ma Qing Xue is actually one of the school's famous beauties?

As expected of one of the [Three Great Beauties], her charm instantly quelled down the surroundings into silence.

She's trying to help my reputation, I'm really grateful to her for that.

But she didn't think about, what would happen to hers after she did something like this.

If only, she doesn't have LDD in the first place.

But, if that's the case, then our relationship between each another would be just merely normal classmates.

For your sake's, and for mine, I'm sorry.

"No. They didn't misunderstand me, I'm just a Human Trash, that's all."

I dared not look at her reaction, otherwise I'll be extremely saddened.

After I had finished saying, I turned around without looking back and left the scene, once more once again harming her. If it's possible I would really hoped for her to just dash forward right now and give me two stabs in the back.

At the very least, it could slightly ease up the guilt within my heart.

 

-ch 6 end-