Volume 2, chapter 39: A special learning technique
TL: flarewk
Still the same after school, I needed to head to Prez's house for the study session; although this session doesn't really helps me at all, I couldn't just tell them about it nor detracting from it either, what a headache.......
"Today it's a free-flow discussion for everyone, if there's anything you don't understand just ask it out."
That's a good idea, but even if the stupid me asks out a question, would I really understand the explanation other people provides?
"Xiao Ling, this sodium something chloride is what stuff exactly?"
"It's salt! Jian ge you're too dumb already, I suggest you drink a kilogram of concentrated sulfuric acid along with a few mouthful of diluted hydrochloric acid to freshen yourself up!"
These stuffs sounds to be rather dangerous already......as expected of Xiao Ling, she should be often using these stuffs..
"Ma Qing Xue.....how do you solve this problem...."
"First remove this denominator, then carry it over, afterwards combine the similar factors, and lastly use factorization methods in order to solve this problem."
I felt that Ma Qing Xue and I was living in two separate different worlds......
"Amelia! Please use the simplest explanation to tell me........how do you say this sentence in English!"
"He used to drink alcohol."
(TL: Think of the above in chinese language perspective instead, try this? 他以前喝过酒精)
"Can't you tell me what object or subject to use instead, don't say it out directly!"
(TL: now for the chinese language perspective I've set; can you point out the object and the subject of that sentence?)
English and whatnot it's expectedly my most hated subject already....
"The god of learning have already given up on me.......an idiot like me should just find a corner and squat there......"
After I lonelily squatted behind the sofa for quite a while, Wang Yi turned his head over towards me.
"Librarian Keeper, I might have a way that could help you swiftly learn these subjects?"
"Really? What way!"
"I have no problems with telling you that, but you must wear a female outfit once again!"
"Tell me first, if it works then I'll agree to it!"
For the sake of passing the exams, I don't mind wearing female outfits for once.
"Zhang Jian....wear a female outfit? Again?"
Xiao Ling and Amelia confusedly looked towards me at the same time.
"Heh heh, you guys didn't see that, right...let me tell you about it, Zhang Jian's crossdressing, is excellent!"
As Wang Yi kept talking and talking, he searched out an album from his phone, and within it was my photograph, a photo of the crossdressing me wearing sports outfit tank top with mini pants and overly long stockings.....
"So the legendary Su Hua's Fourth Beauty is Zhang Jian, huh......also.........crossdressing and whatnot.......haah.......haaah....."
Amelia's gaze towards me became more wilder and wilder by the second......I'm doomed already.
"Jian ge? Oh sure, so you dared to lie to me last time, those uncles will love you even more then."
Don't tell me I'm really going to become the XXX from the hands of Xiao Ling's thugs already?
"Wang Yi, if the solution of yours doesn't work at all.....then I'll make sure that I die along with you!"
"Relax, I also used this solution to help me study too, it's extremely effective, only that...I would like all of the ladies here to please move away for a while.
"Wang Yi, this isn't right of you already, you would teach Zhang Jian, but won't teach us as well?"
Prez seemed to be a little discontented as she gave a little complaint.
"It's not like that, but this way only can be used by males, plus, it's not really convenient for females to be present around when using it too......"
"Prez! Please, all of you please move away for a while; I really, really need a way to help me pass the exams!"
I also opened my mouth to plead with the Prez.
"All right, we'll first go to that side and sit down....."
Because of Prez's compromise, the girls all moved away, making it ideal to test that method right now.
"Zhang Jian, here, this is what I've already prepared, come and try this first."
Wang Yi chuckled as he took out a book from his bag; it's that kind of book that I would be delighted to add into my collection, but why must he take out this sort of book during studying......
"How do you solve this problem?"
He flipped to the first page, and on the page was the picture that I was been expecting, but the most important part of the picture was being covered by a piece of paper, and on the paper wrote a mathematical problem.......damm it......I really want to see!
"Ma Qing Xue, how do you solve two linear equations!"
"Oh, under that kind of situations you must first........"
"y = 7, a = 6!"
"Correct!"
Wang Yi removed the paper that was blocking the picture; the image's not bad indeed.......
"And this....."
"Hurry up and remove it, y1 = 2, y2 = 8, y3 = 9 !"
"You actually knew how to solve three linear equations?"
Wang Yi looked at me with shock in his face.......
"What's so strange about learning through examples, hurry up!"
Once again I saw the picture that I wanted to see.
"This chemical equation will have what kind of reaction?"
"Xiao Ling, tell me what you think is the most important point to know, hurry!"
"Alright.....first you need to know what some of the characters mean........"
"Combined igniting, heat production, if just done it in this way an explosion will occur!"
"And this........"
"Yellow flames will be obtained, a massive amount of heat will be produced, and white smoke will be formed!"
"Do you have a calling card?"
Wang Yi suddenly read out an english sentence, looks like it should be a reading type of question already.
"Librarian Keeper, try to read this sentence out."
Wang Yi pointed to another piece of paper.
"Amelia, hurry up and explain to me a rough grammar and pronunciation methods!"
"Mm....you need to take note of the forty-eight phonetic symbols..........."
"Yes, right here."
"Correct........"
"How do you pronounce this single word?"
"Boobies!"
"Very good, repeat after me, BOO~~BIES!"
"BOO~BIES!"
"Zhang Jian.......you this bastard could probably be a genius......."
"No more already?"
"Yeah......no more.....it's only those....."
Damm it, it's gone so quickly already, I still want to look some more......
"The effects are extremely pronounced, so now Zhang Jian you're going to put on a female outfit for me to see already, right?"
"What effects exactly.......right now I still don't understand this mathematics book at all......"
I checked the effects of this, with the result of it being completely ineffective.
"Then about just now....?"
-ch 39 end-
TL: Originally I was a little depressed when TLing this chapter, but now I have one thing to say. BOO~BIES!
Oh right, you can probably tell from above, but Amelia's questions are all based on english, so it wouldn't make sense to you (but it does to the chinese coz they find english hard, i think)....
So I subbed in the chinese equivalent (same meanings as well!) to make it seemingly more logical to you guys when reading!
Footnotes:
小明 (Peter) = It's a common chinese name, so I've renamed it to 'Peter' when Ma Qing Xue questioned Zhang Jian using the special way of learning.
Archimedes = Archimedes of Syracuse was a Greek mathematician, physicist, engineer, inventor, and astronomer. (from wikipedia)
Xiao Ling's chemistry question = That one, I am completely bamboozled by the equation from translating. If there's any possible mistakes from it please let me know....
Glossary:
Librarian Keeper = a title that Zhang Jian earnt. Why, it's because he had a library of p*rn!
Fourth Beauty = The original three renowned top beauties of Su Hua Middle Private School are Prez, Ma Qing Xue and Amelia. By the way, Amelia had a fetish for cute crossdressing guys....
flower = it meant an*s, if you forgot this often-used pun in this web novel series~ why is that so? Try googling a pict of a chrysanthemum flower and tell me what it looks like!
Five Human Trashes = five people in the school awarded with that title for being despicable apparently. They are: Zhang Jian, Amelia, Wang Yi, Jiang Tian and Liu Xiong.
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