Volume 4, Chapter 69: How to love studying
TL: flarewk
How do I quickly enter a state of studious mindset, I sat onto the chair and pondered.
Even if I was to check for answers online, the answers are all information there were nice-sounding, but in reality won't provide any usefulness to me at all.
Studious mindset......even if it's just wanting to study it'll be that difficult huh....
Textbooks were comparable to scriptures, and the teacher was like a wickedly evil witch who chanted astonishingly onerous spells, which made me either suffering from severe head giddiness or tidings of grim sleepiness.
This was my daily happenings of attending classes, but if you really wanted me to understand what they were saying, it's not difficult too, just that it required the teacher to be like Ma Qing Xue and the rest, using that method to stimulate my brain, but.......
Other than the homeroom teacher who's rather young-looking, I have wholly no other interest in the rest of the subject-teaching uncles or aunties.
I'm already a useless trash by now....how do I even start to love studying.....
"Zhang childe, are you contemplating about the issue on how to obtain knowledge?"
As my body became lighter, I knew at once that Yè Zǐ must have came out from my body. Because the Han clothing weren't hung dry yet after washing it, hence before that, Yè Zǐ was being attached to my body.
"Yeah....I'm rather stupid, and if I can't pass the exams the I'm finished!"
"Exams? Are you referring to the Imperial Examinations*?"
"Something like that."
"Then you can relax and leave it to me, when I was still living, regarding about my field of knowledge...don't even talk about the top scholar, the Crown Prince wasn't even my match, but a pity during that time females aren't allowed to participate in the Imperial Examinations......"
"It's no use....your knowledge and my knowledge have a difference of about 500 years......"
"I can always learn it; like the Four Books and Five Classics*, I spent not even a month to memorize all of it."
Four Books and Five Classics........my god, so Yè Zǐ was actually a prodigy, an extremely talented lady from the ancient times!
"Please save me, Yè talented lady!!"
(TL: he attached a honorific suffix "-talented lady" behind Yè Zǐ's name as a proof of acknowledgement on her genius)
Whatever Yè Zǐ knows, can be said that I'll be knowing as well, because I can speak to her within my mind, while others not only can't see it, they also can't hear it as well, it being the ultimate cheat weapon.
"Sure, but during the day, I can only sleep when I'm being attached to your body, unless you hand over your control of your body to me, then I won't be afraid of the sun already."
"What will happen to me then?"
"You only can't control your movements only, otherwise, everything would be as normal!"
"Alright, as long as I can pass the finals, so my body is yours right now!"
"Zhang, Zhang childe! What are you saying e-exactly!"
Yè Zǐ's voice suddenly became a little embarrassed, don't tell me that I've said something that shouldn't be said?
"Cough, cough, well then it'll be like that first, I'll need to rest already, in case I don't have enough energy....."
Ever since being possessed by Yè Zǐ, I'll always find myself being easily tired compared to usual, but being tired a little right now won't be anything, what's important was that my holidays won't be needing to be tired already, ten times the assignments would be really tiring to death.
The next day, after waking up from bed, under the guidance from Yè Zǐ I relaxed my body, and I lost the control of my body under a rather strangey sort of sensation.
"Mm.....so this is a male's body huh......"
Both of my hands started to touch around my own's body wildly, and according to Yè Zǐ's explanation, the feelings I'm having right now were being shared with by her, which also meant, whatever feelings I have, she would also feel it too.
"What's with this place.....when I touched it....it feels rather strange....a little comfortable too...."
"Stop that right now!!"
Early in the morning, I've started to uncontrollably nearly mast**bated....maybe passing my body to Yè Zǐ was a little too dangerous already......
"Yè Zǐ, listen carefully, when we reached school later, if there's anyone who greeted me, asked me stuffs, don't anyhow respond, or it's fine if you don't respond, and if you really need to reply just ask me first!"
"Alright, Zhang childe."
Just like that, I plainly stepped out of my house, and my face had a grin on it, while using curious glances to appraise at the surrounding world, of course, it wasn't me, it's Yè Zǐ.
"It's been too long that I've being shone on by the sun....this warm cozy feeling is really nice....I don't feel like returning this body to Zhang childe any more."
"Don't not return me, my body's really quite a piece of trash, not only it's easy to be sick, but it's especially fragile as well, do you know about Wang Yi? His body is extremely good, and if you need, I'll help to think of a way to get it for you!"
I unhesitatingly sold out Wang Yi, because to me, that's his only worth in this world at all.
"Rest assured, I'm just kidding, Zhang childe you're this body's owner, as long as you feel like it, I'll be kicked out of this body anytime."
"Mm....then I'm assured now."
Reaching the school, I don't know why, but I had the distinct feeling that the surrounding male students kept looking at me subconsciously, was there anything strange on my face at all?
"Zhang Jian, good morning......."
Ma Qing Xue stood at the school entrance, she should be purposely waiting for me, as once she saw me she immediately dashed over to greet me.
"Mm, good morning."
After Yè Zǐ replied her, she used my body to do a hand-grasping gesture towards Ma Qing Xue......
But it's modern times now, doing hand-grasping gesture and whatnot......it's really a rather cringey feeling...
"Zhang Jian, today you..........are a little strange."
Ma Qing Xue carefully appraised me from top to bottom, with the suspicion within her eyes extremely heavy.
I got it, she knew about me very well.....if this goes on I'll be exposed!
"Yè Zǐ, be mindful of me and her relationship, you don't need to bow! Also, you don't need to bow to any other people as well, just use a 'good morning' will do!"
"Alright, I got it!"
She used a perfunctory tone to reply to me casually, and looked towards Ma Qing Xue once more.
"Wifey, how am I strange already? I'm completely normal."
Argghh.....my god.....wifey? My inner heart was presently crumbling.......
-ch 69 end-
(3090 words to tl)
Footnotes:
Imperial Examinations = In ancient China, the emperor would set a series of difficult exams testing many broad subjects, whoever scored the best (top scholar)would be given an official rank to rule over certain towns.
Four Books and Five Classics = authoritative books of Confucianism in China written before 300 BC. To find out more, click on the link ^ above. They are F**KING difficult, trust me.
Hand-grasping gesture = Like those you would see on chinese TV drama shows, like this:
wifey = traditional way of calling your wife. In chinese it's called 夫人(fu ren)
gas-oil burning = reference to FFF Inqusition burning of riajuus.
Glossary:
-childe = suffix, it meant 'young master' spoken in a traditional way
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