“Dare bother my girlfriend again and I’ll beat you to death!”
Liu Yi was standing at the bus stop, he began to recall of what that grade ‘hooligan’ boss’s footman said to him after school as he grabbed his collar and threatened him. As he thought of it, he started having the chills.
At the same time there was a fiery feeling of pain on his face. He really wanted to find a beauty and smash his face into her bosom.
Why is life so unfair?!
What’s wrong with me liking Ma Yixuan?! I rarely even manage to talk to her! Did you really need to threaten me and slap my face?!
Liu Yi touched his face. He looked at his thin and weak body and sighed.
Sigh! If only I had the physiques of Arnold Schwarzenegger. No hooligan boss would dare mess with me then.
Liu Yi then thought of Ma Yixuan’s beautiful face and her exquisite body and sighed.
Most of the girls in his grade ignore him. Even the internet girls paid no attention to him!
Diaosi! Am I doomed to be a diaosi all my life and live a lonely life?!
Oh dear Heaven! Please give me, Liu Yi, a girl!
Unfortunately the Heavens appeared not to answer Liu Yi’s call. Instead of a girl, a bus came whistling through. It nearly ran into Liu Yi, scaring him so much that he stepped back two steps hurriedly.
“Little rascal, are you trying to die?!”
As the bus door opens, what came forth was the bus driver shouting at Liu Yi.
And at this period of time, there were a lot of people taking public transportation. Before the bus was even able to pull up to the bus stop, a group of people had already swarmed the bus door, blocking it completely.
Liu Yi saw that the bus was currently packed full. However, because his stomach was rumbling with hunger, he could only join the others in cramming into the bus.
“Little rascal, stop trying to cram into the bus!”
An old granny bravely crammed herself into the bus as if she wasn’t a granny at all. Liu Yi was pushed against the side and stepped on someone’s foot.
“Fucking shit! Brat, you trying to die?!”
Liu Yi stepped on a big baldy. That baldy immediately started cursing at him, scaring Liu Yi so much that he trembled in fear and immediately began trying to follow the stream of people up the bus.
Really! Why so fierce?! It’s just a bald head! My school’s guidance director had a sea-within-the-earth hairdo that looked even more fierce than you!
[TL: sea-within-the-earth hairdo:http://www.huanqiu.com/attachment2010/2012/0808/20120808112718125.jpg]
Liu Yi started having delusions again. He began to imagine the scene of him fighting valiantly against the big baldy, beating him till he begged for forgiveness on the ground, and finally kicking him out of the bus.
Tsk tsk, that’s what a man should do!
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