Chapter 237
Chen Ming flicked Dao Empyrean Bamboo, unsheathing ten thousand swords, and scarring the wild boars into peeing themselves . They've never seen such an array before .
The sword dance rooted the wild boars in place . Chen Ming waved Dao Empyrean Bamboo as he took a casual walk in front of the wild boar leader standing on the platform, "I heard you want to ride humans . "
He was scared into prostrating, "Don't dare, don't dare!"
Chen Ming patted it, He's spotless alright?, "Turn around . "
The leader did as he wished, thinking Chen Ming found him alright and wanted to ride him . He turned, showcasing his mighty hind legs . Chen Ming rubbed his chin while nodding, "En, this thigh ain't bad . Plump and tender, and even has some spiritual energy . Go wash and come for roasting!"
The wild boar leader stood in a daze, watching Chen Ming with its eyes, "Are you the devil?"
Chen Ming recalled something, "Oh, right, if you don't castrate it, the pig's taste will be too strong . Go castrate yourself, heal, then come for roasting . "
The wild boar leader threw itself to his feet, "Spare me oh, Great Immortal!"
Chen Ming said, "Right, where did you get that green thing on your ear?"
It stammered, but still spoke in the end, "Great Immortal, you can't go there . "
"I think castrating you will be better . "
The wild boar leader noded on the threat of emasculation, "Great Immortal, I will take you . "
Assuming crow shape, Chen Ming followed it to a black river, "Great Immortal, I found it while swimming across . There is an island there and on it a three that bears these fruits . "
Chen Ming was pissed, "Well what are you waiting for? Why aren't you swimming already?"
"This is feeble water . If any touch it, they will all drown . Not even feathers float on it . "
"Then how did you do it before?"
"Feeble water destroys those with strong-minded souls . The stronger the mind the more you sink . At the time I crossed it I had no intelligence to speak of, unclear on how to even return . Thus I could swim over . "
Chen Ming nodded, "You're saying you're too smart now so you can't swim?"
It nodded with pride, but then came Chen Ming silent kick in his rear, propelling him in the water . The wild boar started flopping its arms, "I'm dying, I'm dying! Save me, Great Immortal!"
Chen Ming rolled his eyes . This guy still floats, so his brain must only be surface level .
Then the wild boar found he wasn't dead . It then floated like nothing happened while shouting in joy, "Thank god I'm still dumb!"
This was Chen Ming's first encounter with someone so happy for being stupid . Chen Ming perched on the leader's head and the wild boar felt a mountain crushing him from above, frantically waving his hooves to stop the inevitable sinking .
Now that he landed, he couldn't take flight; he was too heavy .
With claws on the wild boar, he finally reached the shore . The miserable boar said, "Great Immortal Master, you're too smart! I can't carry you!"
Chen Ming never found himself in this situation before, I'm so smart I can't even cross a river?
Chen Ming's gaze gave the wild boar a once over . When one ain't enough, dozens shall prevail!
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