Meow Meow Meow - Chapter 3

Meow Meow Meow Chapter 3

Posted on April 4, 2015 Updated on June 29, 2015

Chapter 3 – The Vicious Dog

What kind of thing is this dog?

Since six months ago, I almost blinded the eyes of the Beijing Pekingese at our house when I clawed at it, ever since, the Pekingese is afraid to come out every time it sees me.

In front of me this big black dog actually dares call me an evil spirit? Is he tired of living?

I am angry! I am pissed off!

Very serious consequences will come from an angry cat!

“Meow woo~” With a loud cry, I threw myself forward, and sharp claws greeted the dog’s face, vowing to catch his eyes.

The big black dog had not expected my sudden attack, so I quickly went ahead for the next attack. Ferociously, I clawed into the skin on his shoulder, leaving a faint trace of blood seeping from the wound. The formidable air current that was formed destroyed the walls of the court yard completely.

The bricks and pieces of debris were scattered all over the floor, and a few people began running out of the house stared at the mess in confusion.

I know that once again I have broken something, I do not wish to be scolded so I dash.

“The evil spirit has escaped!” Screamed the dog from behind, chasing me in a hot pursuit.

We both ran as far as possible, did not know for how long we ran, but no matter what, the other was not able to throw off the other, and gradually I grew tired of the chase game. Seeing nobody chasing me to scold, I stopped.

The dog seeing me stop, quickly stepped back, and huffing with asthma said, “Well…..Well…..Evil spirit, you are actually so powerful.”

“You can speak! You are the evil spirit, I am a cat! Meow woo~” In order to prove that I’m a genuine cat, I immediately lie on the ground and roll a few times, showing him my white belly.

“Bold!” He thundered up, “I am the god Erlang’s heavenly hound Xiao Tian Quan! I am an immortal!

“You are a dog!” I retorted.

“An immortal!”

“A dog!”

We argued for a little while, threw the original purpose away, and decided to use force to solve the problem.

The dog suddenly stood up on his two rear legs, while black smoke enveloped him, after the smoke cleared, there was a man.

From a human’s perspective, this man is very cool, neatly trimmed short black hair, sharp red eyes emitting a sort of light, wheat coloured tan skin, a slender figure wrapped in leather armor. Every movement showing off the beautiful muscles, and two little fangs on each side of his lips.

This is the conclusion I have come to after learning aesthetics of the human’s point of view.

At the present, my eyes see an ordinary man with two eyes, a nose and a mouth, and once again my prey has disappeared.

“Who are you?” Since I’ve had the experience, this time I was not afraid, just curious with lots of questions.

The man did not speak, just flashed a pair of steel claws and threw himself maliciously at me. I jumped up from fear, flying to his rear.

I did not expect him to be so fast, his ruthless claws rushed towards me. Dodging was quite difficult, and I hate that my claws were not long enough, I can’t grab hold of him.

After a sudden thought appeared in my mind, my memory segments undergo a bizarre change, my whole body seemed to flow with air continuously, upsetting my inner organs.

I do not know the colour of the smoke coming out of my body, but it engulfed my entire body, and when the smoke clears, I found myself bigger, taller, and with longer limbs.

Still adapting to my new body, I see the man in front of me standing there stupidly and stiffly, his staring eyes bigger than a brass bell.

Therefore I seized the chance to slap him with the palms of my hand. He flew several meters off to the side, just barely able to stabilize himself back up.

“Almost fooled by the beauty.” The man wipes the blood from his lips, ready to attack again.

With my four limbs lay crawled on the ground and arched back ready to defend, I feel somewhat cumbersome and uncomfortable.

Clothes, so many clothes, layers after layers of clothing wrapping me tightly. The clothes touching my skin gave me goosebumps.

I hate wearing clothes. In the past, during the winter time, owner would buy me small outfits and force me to wear them, and I always try by whatever means to take them off.

Now this! Is no exception!

“Wait!” I call out to the man to pause, I then tear my clothes apart, but fortunately this dress is very thin, like a piece of paper, so it was very easy to take it off quickly and neatly.

The man’s face suddenly turned red, red like cooked prawns, and took a few paces back while saying, “This…..this…..you are too shameless…..quickly stop!! Stop stripping!! Stop!!”

I don’t care what he’s shouting, I tear off the last piece of clothing, and felt a little depressed. There were two white bean buns on my chest. I felt it, and it was very big, very heavy, and very uncomfortable.

The man miserably shrieked, no longer turned around, and no longer facing the enemy in front.

How could I possibly pass up such a good opportunity to attack, so I took the advantage of the situation and pounced on him hard, holding and rolling him on the ground several times.

“Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh!!! No!!! Stop!!!” The man screamed as his nose spewed with two spurts of blood. His eyes were running around, watching the sky and looking at the clouds, however, he dared not look at me.

I hugged him tightly, not letting go and with my teeth. I bit through his chest armor, revealing a toned body.

“Forgive me! This is my first time!” Cried the man as more and more blood flowed down his nose and onto his body.

What first time? He looks very poor, so I felt a little guilty. But did not think he would take this opportunity to grab a thick stick and hit my waist.

A sneak attack!

I saw through his despicable trickery again and ruthlessly bit down on his shoulder. My sharp teeth pierced his skin and flesh until he screamed, and finally he exerted some force with his hands. The leather armor all ripped off as well as my grip on him.

The man was breathing heavily, taking a few paces back, first covering his nose, then covering the lower part of his body, he waved his hand to the sky, and down came a cloud, he jumped on and instantly flew away.

In my mouth were the spoils of war — ripped leather, I coldly watch in the direction he flew, and did not understand what had happened.

No fur…..no fur on my body…..where has my cute cat fur gone?

I panicked and became scared, I immediately check my body, and found that aside from the head, there were a few place with hair, but that was it, my body has become so strange.

My long beard gone, and my little pink paw pads gone as well, replaced by long blue and purple hair and skin as smooth as silk. In addition, there were two cat ears and a fluffy tail, but the other spots all resembled a human.

I am obviously a cat.

What to do? What to do? At a loss, in the distance came two cries.

“Boss!”

“Sister!”

I lifted my head slowly, it was the white-robed boy and another I did not know the name of, staring at me dumbfoundedly.

Their complexion became very red…..very red…..

I sadly called out to them.

“Meow woo~”

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