Mushoku Tensei (WN) - Volume 10 - Chapter 94

Mushoku Tensei:Web Chapter 94 - Baka-Tsuki 

The Kingdom of Ranoa, Magic City Sharia. 
It's a city with many students, and in one of its corners was a house that has a certain problem. Built 100 years ago, the Rudeus Mansion. The problem that it had was that it was... 
?A haunted mansion? 
Though its appearance was simply that of an aged Western-styled mansion [1] , it was overrun with moss and withered vines, and to describe it in one word, it was 'unsettling'. 
The one who thought to live in this house was a client by the name of Rudeus Greyrat. He was a former A ranked adventurer, and was now a student at the Magic University. Although he bought the house because he was getting married, he was dissatisfied with the appearance. 
What kind of problems did this house have? 
The moment you took a step into the premises, you'd see a garden that lacked maintenance. An entrance that was broken. A ceiling and walls with various stains left about. A leaking roof. A fireplace whose functionality was questionable... It was something that brought to mind the word 'abandoned'. 

"Because of some magical components it's been aging well, but as expected there's still a feeling of aging to it. As a home for newlyweds, the atmosphere is a bit much, huh?" 

He wanted a nice clean home [2] suitable for a pair of newlyweds. A single man accepted this client's request. 
He was a craftsman who did renovations, ?Balda of the Great Cave?. A first class architect belonging to the Basherant Dukedom's Magic Guild. He could take care of things from the planning, all the way to the construction and was a veteran of 30 years. 
With the construction techniques he learned in the Holy Kingdom of Milis as a base, he had many accomplishments, such as the Magic University's school buildings. 
Though he had a few stubborn parts, he was an agreeable person and his skill was assured. He always had a hammer hanging at his waist, and if strangers had something they didn't like about their houses, he'd fix it for them; he held the spirit of a true artisan. Whether it was his disciples or buildings, he'd fix it with a strike of his hammer. Because of this, he was called ?Balda of the Hammer?. 

"Yo, you've come. So you're ?Quagmire?, huh, boy? [3] I heard you were getting married!" 

The person who had come to meet the craftsman was the client this time. He was known as ?Rudeus of the Quagmire? on the streets, and was received sociably as well by the craftsman. 

"Yes. I'll be in your care, Balda-san." 

Balda knew of the name 'Rudeus'. He had an old friend named Talhand. He had heard about Rudeus from Talhand's companion, Elinalise. 

"I was fine with buying a house for marriage, but the state of it is as you see." 
"For now, can I have a look around the house and inside it?" 
"Please go ahead." 

When he made to enter the house, the craftsman immediately frowned. 

"Oi, the hell happened? The door is in horrible shape. It looks like you tried to bloody tear it off." 
"Because the door didn't fit well, there was no choice but to break it." 
"Honestly, kids these days freaking breaking things without a thought, don't have enough respect for items." 
"Yeah, they're horrible, huh?" 

The client warded off the indignant craftsman's complaints in an unaffected attitude. His attitude was almost like he wasn't the one who had broken it. 
The craftsman couldn't accept this attitude. However, he endured it. After all, he had heard that ?Rudeus of the Quagmire? was a frightening person when angered. 

"What are you gonna do about the door?" 
"Um, what do you mean?" 
"Like the materials, or the design. If you don't give me any specifics, I'll be going with what I judge best." 
"Though I don't really mind about the materials, I'd like for you to make it firm. Also, please leave a doorknocker on it as well." 
"Since it's the entrance, that much is obvious." 

When the craftsman entered the house, he concealed a difficult expression. 

"It's pretty worn out, huh." 
"I-, is that so?" 
"Though the ground was done very well, compare it to the walls and ceiling. It's almost as if the basement was the most important part, and everything else was just made as a bonus." 
"Can you tell such a thing?" 
"Obviously." 

The craftsman's eyes could immediately tell what parts were good, and what parts were bad. The floor, the stairs, upstairs, the dining room, the kitchen, the fireplace. These places were extremely well done. You could tell that a genius craftsman had spent 100 years using construction and magical techniques to create them. However, the walls and the roof were done by hand, which was strange. 

"Still, I'll fix something like this in no time." 

The craftsman spoke reassuring words. Having been reassured, the client entered the large dining room. 

"It's a large room, huh? The lighting isn't bad either, huh." 
"How is the fireplace?" 
"Show me." 

It was a fireplace with questionable functionality. The craftsman's eyes lit up. 

"This is a good fireplace. It's a tad old, but it'd be better not to mess around with it." 
"Is that okay?" 
"Look, there's a signature carved here." 

The craftsman's finger was pointed towards a crest that seemed familiar. 

"This is the signature of a genius Magic Director [4] that was here until 100 years ago. His name wasn't left behind though. In the Kingdom of Asla, magic tools with this signature fetch a really high price. Even if I say that, they're all just small items. To think that he had created a fireplace like this in this house..." 
"..." 

What came to the client's mind was a design drawn in the diary that he'd found the other day in this house. It was very similar to the design of this fireplace. It seemed that somehow or other, the first owner of this house had created it. 

"So, what are you gonna do about this big room?" 
"Let's see. What do people usually do?" 
"Since it's a large room, they'd put a large table in it for use during parties. They'd also prepare another one too. That way if for some reason that room couldn't be used, they'd use this one instead." 
"In other words, this wouldn't normally be used?" 
"Normally, that is. But for people with lifestyles like us, one room is plenty." 
"Right? ...In that case, I'll leave the other room as a leisure room." 
"Alright." 

A leisure room. Since that was requested, the craftsman and client moved to the next room. 

"There are two kitchens, huh. But the other one has no furnace." 
"If there isn't a furnace, then you can't use it, huh." 
"If there's drainage, then you can probably use it for laundry or a bath, you know." 
"...Oh, a bath!?" 

The craftsman went to look at the kitchen and laundry. He checked for clogging in the drainage pipes or any other such flaws, then nodded. 

"There's nothing in particular to fix." 
"Mister, [5] there's one thing I'd like to discuss with you." 

The client suggested something, and then the craftsman's eyes lit up. 

"You've come up with something pretty interesting, haven't you? But we don't have the materials, so it might be expensive you know." 
"I'll create the materials with magic." 
"So you'll manage it somehow, huh? ...That's pretty good. Alright, I'll make it work somehow." 

The client's idea was entrusted to the craftsman. 

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The next day. 10 of Balda's subordinates gathered and began the renovations. 

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First Part - ?The Door? 
Early in the morning, a large door was brought there. It was a door cut from high grade timber. It was a solid door with a lion styled knocker attached to it, and there was a small magic circle at the end for crime prevention. 
"The magic square isn't anything great. If you force the door open, it makes a huge sound ring throughout the house." 
"Alarm clocks are the same, aren't they?" 
At the craftsman's idea, the client laughed boldly. 

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Second Part - ?The Laundry? 
This room underwent a huge renovation at the hands of the craftsman. The room was split into two sections. 
The section further from the door had tiles laid over its stone floor, and in the corner of the room a slanted ditch was dug. 
Then in the corner of the room there was a stone box. It was large enough that three people could lay down in it. There was a slight indent left at the bottom of it. 
Moreover, a small window was created near the ceiling. Just what was this supposed to be? 

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Third Part - ?The Basement? 
The craftsman and the client were standing in a dark basement. 
"It's a good basement, huh. Like this, there basically won't be mice." 
"Yes. So, it's about this concealed door but... inside this room, I want you to make something like this." 
"Why something like... Ah, no, I won't say anything. Though I'm of the Milis Faith, you were different huh, Quagmire." [6] 
At the request of the client, equipment was brought into the room, and the stain on the corner of the concealed door was cleaned off. 

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Two weeks later, the renovations were finished, and it was time to show it off. 
The client had brought his bride with him. 

"I wonder what it is that you wanted to show me~ I'm really looking forward to it~" 
"You're speaking in monotone, Sylphy. Could it be that you've secretly gathered information and already knew in advance?" 
"Ehhhh? What are you talking about? I have no idea." 

While flirting with the girl who was speaking in extreme monotone, the client walked through the snow. 

"While we were separated, that meek and obedient Sylphy had turned into a liar. Thinking about it, it might be something to be happy about. But if you can tell such a huge lie like this, I'm worried that you'll lie again in the future." 
"Uuu... But it's your fault, Rudi. You used Ariel-sama's name, and even until the end you didn't say anything about it to me." 
"Sorry about that." 

It seemed that their flirting wasn't going to stop. 

"Since you didn't say anything, I got worried you know. I mean, since you're cool, Rudi..." 
"You thought I was cheating? I'm surprised." 
"No, I mean, look, I'm, you know, I'm not really, look, I'm small so..." 

The moment he saw his bride's anxious expression, the client made a weird face and clung to her. 

"Whaat, you're worried about your chest? Don't worry, you know, uncle(I) is someone who believes in equality, and I'm different to bastards who discriminate. Uhehe." 
"By uncle, you mean... Ah-, wa-, don't suddenly rub me, I said no.... We're in front of people!" 
"You're right. I'm sorry." 

By the time he arrived in front of the house, the client was downtrodden like a dog who had been scolded until his tail drooped. The bride fixed the position of her sunglasses while saying "Geez." a little angrily. 

"You need to pay attention to the time and place. That kind of thing is for nighttime, when we're in bed! Okay?" 
"Okay, Sylphiette-san. It won't happen again." 
"Ah, b-, but if it gets to the point that you can't hold back anymore... ummm, -mumble mumble-" 
"Whaat? I can't hear you... Uncle's ears are pretty bad, you see." [7] 

That pair went to look at the house. 

--Before-- The rocks had moss growing on them and the walls had ivy. Here and there the windows would be broken and a broken door was set against the wall near the entrance. The Rudeus Mansion had an atmosphere that seemed like a witch lived there. --- 
--After-- The mossy rocks were cleaned up nicely, and the walls had fresh white paint applied to them. The darkened roof whose original colour was unrecognizable was coated with a bright green, and at the entrance were double doors that were a dignified dark brown. The shining and golden lion at the door was like a guard dog. --- 

Seeing this, the bride brought a hand to her mouth. 

"How is it?" 
"Uhm, umm." 
"I made the colour of the roof similar to the colour your hair used to be. Though it's something you might hate, it was something I quite liked after all." 
"Eh? Ah, okay. Haa~..." 

It was probably closer to her ideal than she had imagined. With her hand still at her mouth, the bride let out a voice of wonder and looked at the house. 

"Come now, please have a look inside." 

At the client's suggestion, the two of them entered. A mat for drying feet was left at the entrance. [8] You could tell from it the client's worry and regret over this world's shoe-wearing culture. 

"The right is the dining room, and the left is the living room. Which should we look at first?" 
"Umm, then, the dining room?" 
"The dining room then! Very well. I'm sure you'll be quite pleased with it. Please go ahead and have a look." 

In a tone like a certain [9] country's car salesman, the client exuded nervousness. They entered the room. 
The large room had undergone a complete makeover. First of all, there was a large, long table in there. Though there weren't any ornaments, it was a table large enough to seat 10 people. There was white wallpaper plastered to the walls, and in the corner of the room were flowers growing in a flower vase. The large fireplace was repaired, and the new red bricks were accented. 

"Wahhh, it's amazing." 
"We can have our meals here, or otherwise in the living room." 
"What's such a long table used for?" 
"You can probably use it for when you invite people over." 
"Ah, I see. That's right. We'll also have guests, huh." 

The bride took off her sunglasses and scratched behind her ear. With a loving expression, the client rubbed her head. 

"Well then, the next room is this way. It's the living room." 

At the client's suggestion, the two of them moved to the living room. It was a large, warm, and family-oriented room. 
There was a sofa that was placed around the fireplace. Near the sofa, on a small table, a water jug and cup were left there. The craftsman understood the client's wish for a 'relaxing home', and you could see glimpses of his artisan's spirit in this room. 

"This room is kind of, wonderful, isn't it? Can I try sitting down?" 
"Of course! Mnn ahh, don't say it, the seat is a little tough. However, it seems that it'll become softer with use." 
"I haven't sat down yet, you know... Or more like, Rudi, your tone has been weird for a while now." 
"I'm a little nervous, you see." 

The bride meekly sat on the sofa. 

"It's not really that hard, is it?" 
"Really? Thank goodness." 

The client sat down near the bride. Like that, he wrapped his arm around her shoulders. Their faces were turned to each other. Their gazes overlapped. The bride gently closed her eyes... 
The client stood the bride up. 

"S-, shall we head to the next room? The next one is the kitchen. Let us have a look at this Rudeus Mansion's prided cooking facilities." 
"Mm-, mmm!" 

The kitchen. In addition to the furnace that was already there, a set of the newest cooking equipment were sitting in the room. The table was large enough that even if you killed a huge boar and brought it home, you could prepare it on the table. On the furnace was a commonplace, and large pot. There were also commonplace earthenware barrels and jars, for storing things. 

"This place is normal." 
"It's pretty normal, huh." 

The client had suddenly made a serious face, and the bride nodded with a serious face. After this was the laundry. They went down the hallway and entered it. When they did, the bride tilted her head. 

"Huh? It's small, huh." 

There was a large bucket, and a washboard. There was also a few baskets left there. Though there would be no problems doing laundry with just this much, they were a bit bothered by it. In particular, the door that was further into the room. 

"Please have a look." 

The client opened that door. When he did, it was shocking. There was a large bath in there. A large bath had been created. 

--Before-- An empty room without even a furnace. A room a little wide for laundry, and a spartan secondary kitchen. --- 
--After-- The floor was covered in tiles, and a large bathtub that was filled with a lot of warm water. Water flowed along the inclined grooves. A plain, stone-built room was transformed into a tasteful bath. --- 

"Umm... Could it be, that this is a bath?" 
"As expected of Sylphy. So you knew about baths?" 
"Ah, mmn. While I was in the royal palace, you know...? But this is the first time seeing such a big one. Is this what they call a hot spring?" [10] 
"Spas are a little different." 
The bride couldn't contain her surprise. The client looked at her expression affectionately. From his expression, you could hear the voice of his pitch black heart; "I'm looking forward to baths -disgusting laugh-". 

"It's been filled up so that I can show you, but I plan on draining it normally." 
"Mn. Umm... Later on, show me how to get in, okay? Wah!" 

The client embraced his bride. It seems that somehow or other, at his bride's sudden words he was overcome with emotion. 

"Geez, what is it...?" 
"No, I was worrying about how to get permission to bathe with you, so I unconsciously..." 
"'How'? A bath is something you don't get in alone, right? Ariel-sama would always get in with an attendant, after all. That's why I have bathing experience as well. I washed Ariel-sama after all." 
"...According to a certain culture, the husband and wife wash each other's bodies, you know. Did you know this?" [11] 
"So that's how it is... It's a bit embarrassing, huh? But, I'll try my best." 

After having that conversation, they walked up the stairs to the second floor. The roof that seemed like it would leak had been restored and now displayed its bright wooden surface. The client immediately headed to the door further in. 

"For now the only room I've prepared on the second floor is this one." 
"...Ah, amazing." 

After taking a step into the room, the bride widened her eyes in wonder. What her eyes flew to were the bed that was large enough to hold three people. The only thing on it was the client's favourite pillow. 

"Why such a huge bed?" 
"Well that's so I can eat you right up, Sylphy." 
"...Ah, I see. That's right, huh? Ehehe." 
Shy smiles blossomed on their faces. 

And so ends the documentary-like introduction of the house to Sylphy. She's sitting on the bed, and nestled [12] against me. She was grinning and in a good mood. I'm glad above anything that she likes it. I want to push her down, and continue doing what husbands and wives do. However, before that, there's a little something I need to discuss with her. 

"Sylphy, it's been about three weeks since we decided we'd get married. Though it was short, some time has already passed." [13] 
"Ye-, yes." 

Using keigo basically meant that it was an important discussion. Noticing this, Sylphy fixed her posture. 

"Though we're getting married, honestly speaking, I have no idea what to do. Frankly speaking, though I bought a house, I can't help but feel that doing so was too forward." 
"I-, I don't think so. I'm really happy after all. This is such a wonderful place that on the contrary, I'm wondering if someone like me is fine..." 
"Is that so? It's alright as long as there are no problems then, but what I wanted to talk about was basically what we'd be doing after this." 

What we'd be doing after this. When I said that, Sylphy's face turned red and for some reason started to fidget. 

"Umm, how many do you want, Rudi? But my elf blood runs strong, so it might be difficult to conceive but..." 
"Y-, yeah." 
Those were some really arousing words. Since this isn't modern Japan, there's no aversion to having children due to economic [14] reasons. 
Mmn. I'm someone who follows his instincts. The instinct of living beings is, in other words, to reproduce. Reproducing is, in other words, making babies. 

"But what are you going to do about your job as Ariel-sama's guard?" 

However, the issue of Sylphy's job should've been easy to understand. Though I don't know what Ariel-sama is thinking, if Sylphy becomes pregnant she won't be able to continue as a guard. Well, if it was just that, I or someone else could replace her. My battle ability is pretty high after all. However, being a guard isn't just about battles. 

"What do you mean by 'what'...?" 
"Wouldn't it be difficult to do both?" 
"Regarding that, I've discussed it with Ariel-sama." 

It seems they've discussed it. I guess it's natural. 

"We'll be in this country for another 2 years, and it's not like she'll be returning to the Kingdom of Asla the moment she graduated. She'll probably be here for another 5 years. That's why, umm..." 

Sylphy doesn't seem to be planning on quitting her job as a guard. From the fact that she won't simply quit, you can feel the strength of her bonds with Ariel-sama and Luke. 
If it were the old Sylphy who just depended on me, what would she have said? Would she have thrown everything else away and remained with me for the rest of her life? That would be nice in it's own way, but... 

"Sorry... Thinking about it, I'm being rude to you, aren't I...? Even though you've bought us such a wonderful house, I won't really settle down because I'll be serving as Ariel-sama's guard... I'm not really qualified to be a bride like this, am I?" 

With a melancholy expression, Sylphy lowered her gaze. 
'The man goes to work, and the woman looks after the home.' 
That kind of idea isn't really strong here. It might be because the men and women in this world don't have a large difference in strength. Even saying that, you could say that it's still an ideal here that the men work and the women stay at home. 

"I might, really be no good, huh?" 

Said Sylphy, with tears in her eyes. She seemed apologetic for some reason. 
2 years of abstinence. Having regained my sexual desires, two, no, three years worth of white stuff erupted from me. [15] It's been inputted into my mind that Sylphy = person that allowed me to do erotic stuff. 
You could say that most of my good will towards Sylphy is sexual. This is already basically carved into me. 
However, I don't think that this is bad in itself. To me, sexual desire is something important. Sylphy was the one who brought this important thing back to me, using her own body. 
I'm such a massive sex beast that the Beast Race will draw away from me. If you feed someone like me an aphrodisiac, you'll be attacked. It was Sylphy's first time. Because I was so rough, I'm sure that she was scared. Even though that was the case, she completely hid it. When I woke up in the morning, she even looked at me with a smile. 
Because of that, I was able to regain my power. If Sylphy is no good, then who on earth would be? If right now for some reason I didn't marry Sylphy, and then Sylphy was taken by some other guy... I'd probably regret it for the rest of my life. If she were taken from me... Right, Sylphy is already my belonging. 

"You're mine, Sylphy." 
"Fue!? Ah, yes. I'm yours, Rudi." 
"So please marry me." 

Thinking about it, this is the first time I've said it directly to Sylphy. 

"...Yes." 

While her cheeks turned red, Sylphy nodded. I let out a sigh of relief. 

"I'll try my best with house, so please don't worry about your job as a guard. It's fine just to do as you like, Sylphy." 
"Mn." 
"Well, if possible, I'd like to sleep with you once every few days though~ That's about all I want." 
"Mn?" 
My desires leaked out. 

"...By sleeping, you mean 'that kind of sleeping, right?" 
"No, no, of course I won't force you. When you don't want to, I'll be happy just being allowed to rub your tiny chest." [16] 
"Umm... I'll give try my best? I don't plan on making you endure, you know?" 
"It's not good to force yourself. You have to properly rest up after a tired day at work. I'll take care of things myself as long as you let me touch you a little before bed for example, or in the morning." 

My desires are completely overflowing. No, even if I try and put on an act, it's meaningless in front of Sylphy. I was this sort of person from the beginning. 

"Do you really like my boobs that much?" 
"I love them." [17] 
"But Luke said that my chest has no charm at all..." 
"The words of a whippersnapper like him have zero credibility." 
The younger you are, the more you fuss over whether they're large or small. However, what's truly important isn't that. It's heart. Right, Oppai-sennin? 

"But you know, it's not really that different to yours, Rudi?" 
"No, these huge, forged pecs [18] of mine are different to that beautiful flatchest of yours. If you want, how about having a touch?" 
"Ah, mn." 

Saying that, I push my chest forward and Sylphy softly touches me. 

"It really is completely different, huh... It's hard..." 
"Hmph!" 
"...Wah-!" 

When I got carried away and flexed, Sylphy moved her hand away in a panic. 

"Since these pecs belong to you, feel free to touch them whenever you want, okay?" 
"...A-, although I'm yours, Rudi, keep in mind the time and location, okay?" 
"How about now?" 
"R-, right now is, um, we're in the middle of an important discussion aren't we?" 

Oop, that's right. We got off topic. 

"In other words I should get to the point, huh. So that our married life goes smoothly from now on, we should properly discuss what expectations we have of each other, what we're dissatisfied about, and things like that. That's basically what I want to say." 

After I tried my best to summarise what I wanted to say, Sylphy nodded. 

"Mn, that's right." 
"For now, is there anything that you think you should say to me?" 

After thinking for a while, Sylphy looks downwards. Then in a melancholy smile, she spoke. 

"Don't suddenly disappear, okay?" 
"...Yeah." 

That's right, huh. It'd be rough if I suddenly went away somewhere. 

"I've got it. I won't suddenly disappear." 

We made a promise. I think I understand the pain of having someone you love disappear on you. 

"..." 
"..." 

It seems that the important stuff is over with. There are a number of other things that we have to discuss but, we'll get through those one by one. 

"...So then, can I?" 
"G-, go ahead." 

With a nervous expression, Sylphy pushed out her thin chest. I immediately made to rub them but... I endured it. 
The same as last time, I was about to turn into a beast. This time let's prioritise treating her gently over lust. 
I gently embraced Sylphy. Like that, I slowly pushed her down onto the bed. 

"...A-, aren't you going to rub them?" 
"That's for morning and night." 
"M-, mn." 

We look at each other up close. My face is reflected in Sylphy's moist eyes. She gently closed them. While caressing her head, we clumsily kissed. 

That night. I raised my sluggish body and descended to the basement. 
Since I had just moved in, right now there was nothing in the underground cellar. There were just a small number of shelves left around, and it was a pretty sorry state. 
I walked towards the back of the room, and reached out my hand towards the concealed door that the craftsman had fixed. 

--Before-- A door that would creak 'kii kii' when opened. Though it was meant to be a concealed door, there were stains around it, and its existence became obvious once there was some light. --- 
--After-- The metal parts responsible for opening and closing were new and properly oiled, so the door opened without a single sound. The cellar walls were also of new material, and noone would be able to tell that there was a door there. --- 

The door quietly opened to reveal a space. Quietly sitting inside was a household shrine. It was a small shrine made of unpainted wood. The altar was made of lustrous, black stone, and a holy relic was enshrined there. 
That filthy workshop had been cleaned up, and transformed into a sublime, and divine space. 

In the night when everything else had fallen asleep, in this newly consecrated holy ground, I offered my prayers to god.