Chapter 1264
Zhu Lingling was the last one not to laugh at the jokes, and she was about to tell her own .
Zhu Lingling looked around before calmly speaking, "Once upon a time, there was a king . His favorite pet was an elephant, who became extremely arrogant because the king spoiled it . Nobody dared to mess with it . Finally, when it was time for the king's daughter to find someone to marry, the king thought, 'I'll marry my daughter to whoever can make my elephant shake its head, nod, then sit in the fountain . ' However, many young men came to try and ultimately failed . One day, a young beggar showed up and asked the king if he could try . The king thought that he wouldn't succeed so he said yes . The beggar asked the elephant, 'Do you know me?' and the elephant shook its head . Then, he asked, "I heard that you're a badass?" The elephant nodded . At last, he took out a match and lit its tail on fire . The elephant immediately sat in the fountain to put it out .
Everyone was surprised, and the king was the most surprised out of everyone . However, he didn't want to marry the princess to the beggar, so he said, 'That didn't count, I'll marry my daughter to you if you can make my elephant nod first, shake its head, and sit in the fountain . '
In no rush, the beggar walked up to the elephant and asked, 'Bro, do you know me now?' Scared, the elephant nodded .
He then asked, 'Are you still a badass now?' the elephant backed off and shook its head .
At last, he took out a torch and said, 'You know what to do now, right?'
The elephant nodded and immediately sat in the fountain…"
Everyone laughed after Zhu Lingling finished her joke . . .
Though it wasn't howling laughter, everyone was having fun .
"You all laughed, do I get the money?" Zhu Lingling was happy .
"Yes, yes, yes . You're the best . Take it, you got us this time…" Jiang Xiaowei covered her mouth and laughed .
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