On Monday, a voice welcomed me as I entered the classroom.
“Oh~ good morning, Amacchi!”
Naturally, it was Yuuouji who could somehow remain energetic at any time of day.
“Oh...um, good morning.”
After what happened on Saturday, I was kinda worried about how she may react when we returned to school, causing me to be somewhat worried.
She seemed normal. Even though me looking at her panties (and garter) caused her to be incredibly embarrassed, her skirt was once again as low as always, but what I didn’t expect was that when she saw me, she grabbed her skirt and pulled -
“OI! Idiot, what are you - hmm?”
Underneath her skirt, was not a pair of panties.
“Wrong~! Safety pants! These are safety pants! Now I don’t need to worry about having other people seeing my panties by accident ever again!”
Yuuouji laughed innocently. Um, is that really the problem?
“Amacchi, look, Shoryuken! Haha, look, nothing happened!”
Kid...someone drag this kid away.
I had initially figured that she would at least be embarrassed after what happened on Saturday, but instead...sigh, I guess I can’t hope that she’ll become anything close to Yawakaze, as long as...you know.
“Speaking of which...I was embarrassed to death back then.”
“Hmm, what did you say?”
“Ah, it’s nothing. Another Shoryuken!”
“Stop that! Don’t aim at my chin!”
“Oh, you guys seem to be having fun.”
A cheery voice came from behind me.
“Hmm, Yukihira?”
Oh right, didn’t she say that I have to temporarily stay away from her last week? Is that ‘temporary’ period over now?
“Since you were immersed in those boring deer jokes, you were ignoring me, so I guess I have to go up and talk to you myself.” (TL note: In Japanese, deer is shika, while ignoring is shikato.)
“Oi, you were the one that said I should be staying away from you...”
She really loves to go back on her own words...whatever, it’s pretty much impossible to make Yukihira’s words make sense anyway.
“Amakusa-san, what does the motion of「Kneeling down」make you think of?”
“Kneeling down? Um, nothing...”
As she mentioned that, a small ripple surfaced in the sea of my memory, but I couldn’t seem to remember anything in particular.
“...It seems everything is fine.”
“Hmm, did you say something?”
‘Nothing, I was just asking you that in order to find out whether you have knelt on a boiling hot metal plate in your past life.”
“What kind of torture is that!?”
No hope...there’s no hope for these two.
The classroom door suddenly opened while I was in the midst of my grumbling.
“Good morning~”
Utage-sensei scratched her head while walking into the classroom, seeming more frustrated than usual.
“Um...I have something to announce today, we have a new transfer student...oi, come in.”
Utage-sensei shouted at the hallway. Hmm, now who would transfer in at this time of year?
The door opened with a small clack, and the person in question walked in.
I cried out in surprise as she did so.
“Cho...cho...”
It’s Chocolat...it’s definitely Chocolat, and...she’s wearing our school uniform?
“Good morning everyone, my name is Chocolat, I’m happy to be studying here with you all starting from today. Nice to meet you!”
This little puppy even introduced herself. What is this...what is this..what exactly is this!?
Chocolat’s pose caused the eyes of all the other guys in my class to light up, and hands were raised frantically in an attempt to ask questions.
“My surname? I don’t think I have one, but if you want me to use the surname of the person I’m staying with, I guess it’s「Amakusa」? Right, Amakusa-san?”
The classroom erupted in chaos...
“Hear that, she said「Amakusa-san」.” “They’re even staying together.” “Wait...his parents aren’t home either, right?” “So he’s alone at home with a cute girl like her?” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “You know what I mean...to think he tricked such a honest girl...how dirty.”
Now what’s going on...I had a sudden urge to prove my innocence through sacrificing my life or something, what should I do now?
“Oi, all of you, shut up. Let me tell you first, she’s not a transfer student.”
Utage-sensei’s words caused question marks to appear on top of my classmates’ heads.
“It seems that she’s Amakusa-san’s「Study pet」.”
“What the hell is that!?”
“I don’t know, go to the dean’s room and ask that old man over there.”
Chocolat walked over to me and whispered:
“Amakusa-san, actually that flippant god told me that it would be easier for me to help you if I’m by your side, so he even made me fake documents, a uniform, and got me in through the school dean.”
Why...why the hell is that god doing all these unnecessary things!?
“Just tell me what the hell is a「Study pet」.”
“Since transferring in at this time might be awkward, we chose this special position after some careful thought to it.”
“Would you like to go back and look up the meaning of the word ‘unnatural’!?”
Chocolat ignored my pained cries and continued smiling...this is somehow annoying.
“Chocolat, get out now.”
“Huh? Why?”
“Don’t why me, get out now.”
“But, Amakusa-san, I’m your -”
“GET. OUT. RIGHT NOW.”
“Sob...”
Chocolat’s shoulders sagged as she met my strong resistance, and she collapsed on the floor, intentionally appearing helpless to garner sympathy.
“K-Kanade-san, what’s with the cold demeanor, aren’t we a good couple that tried all「Forty-eight Methods」together?”
The class erupted in chaos once again...
Are you trying to kill me! Do you want to make me disappear from society or something!
“Everyone, don’t get her wrong! She’s referring to the forty-eight methods of tickling! It’s absolutely not what you think it is!”
“Amakusa-san, isn’t the forty-eight methods of tickling private areas kinda suspicious for two high school students?”
“Do you have holes in your ears!?”
Now I’m in trouble!
“Haha, Chocolat, your chest is so big.”
“Don’t touch people you don’t even know! Are you a kid!?”
Another annoying one appeared!
“Ah, aren’t you Kanade-san’s friend Yukihira Furano with all the bad jokes? And you, aren’t you Ouka-san who helped him with the panties?”
“Yes.”
“That’s me~”
Aren’t you angry at all for being described like that!?
“Kanade-san...he’s a silly one, so I appreciate it that you all have been taking care of him all this time.”
“You’re not my mom!”
“It’s nothing, at most I just talk to him to compensate about his lower parts, he’s silly like that.”
“Are you trying to kill me! Your words are a little too risky for this situation!”
“Ah, Chocolat, your thighs are so smooth.”
“I just told you not to touch people you don’t even know!”
“I hope to get along with you two from now on!”
“Alright.”
“OK!”
“Please don’t make friends with weird people!”
My head hurts my head hurts my head hurts! It’s splitting open!
Think think think, how should I get out of this situation?
However, the Absolute Choices arrived once again.
Oh come on...at a time like this...
「Choose: ① Accept a confession from four members of the Popular Five (currently enrolled) and enjoy a harem lifestyle.
② Have something very comfortable happen to you.」
Are you kidding me...both are good things this time?
「① Please wait ② To be Continued...」
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