Chapter 751: 751
Even after staying in a hotel and a villa for so long, Zhang Zian still felt that his own house was the most comfortable . No matter how luxurious other places could be, they would never be able to provide the kind familiarity of his own house .
In the morning, due to the jet lag, Zian got up later than usual and went straight to the bathroom after waking up .
There was a partition in the bathroom of his house that separated the toilet bowl, washing machine, shower, bathtub, and sink from the wet and dry . It was fortunate that he had that, otherwise he would not have dared to put the mermaid in the bathtub that was in his room . She would have definitely shouted "pervert…"
But even so, Zian was still nervous when he peed and it took him a very long time to finish . Zian did his best to control the "rhythm" in order to prevent her from hearing the splashing noises––that would be too embarrassing .
After Zian was done relieving himself, he went over next door to wash up . That's when he realized that he had thought too much—Sihwa's whole body was submerged in the water when she slept, so she wouldn't have been able to hear him anyway .
She was still deeply asleep; her hands were folded across her abdomen and her seaweed-like, dark green hair floated around her head and in front of her chest . She would occasionally blow bubbles out of her mouth that would float up to the surface of the water before they popped .
If her lower half, light blue fishtail were to be ignored, if someone were to see the scene in front of him, they would probably think that Zian had murdered someone and was trying to hide the corpse .
While he was washing his hands, Zian secretly complained about the difficult problem that Old Time Tea had given him . Zian felt that it wasn't necessary for the mermaid to wear clothes since that long eyesore of her hair always covered up her chest, so putting on clothes seemed unnecessary…
But since Old Time Tea had already spoken, he could only buy her a swimsuit .
Of course, an ordinary one-piece swimsuit was no good . She didn't have any legs so she wouldn't be able to put it on, so his only option was to purchase two-piece swimsuits .
As a pure male with no girlfriend, Zhang Zian couldn't go to the mall himself to buy a women's swimsuit––he would be treated as a pervert, and it also wasn't a good idea to ask a female friend to buy it for him . Fortunately there was Taobao––one could get an aircraft carrier or a J-20 on there, not to mention a swimsuit .
The night before, Zian had let Sihwa choose a swimsuit that was to her liking from his phone . It only took her a moment to pick out a light blue bikini, one that was about the same color as her tail . Of course, that was if it was exactly the same as the one in the pictures .
Zhang Zian didn't know her measurements, so he did not know how to select a size for her and she herself didn't know, either . But, fortunately, the kind and helpful seller told him that he was able to make his selection through her weight . However, he also didn't know what her weight was, so he thought of an idea .
According to the Archimedes Principle, through the weight of the water spilled out from the bathtub, he would be able to roughly deduce her buoyancy . Since she was able to remain floating in the bathtub, he would be able to further estimate her weight… That principle was, of course, nonsense . He threw her a tape measure and told her to measure her bust size .
After that, it was a little more problematic as he only wanted to buy the upper half of the bikini, but the customer service insisted that they were only able to sell it as a set and not separately . They had also mentioned that they have never heard of anyone buying only half a set…
But the problem was that a mermaid would only need half a set, so what would he do with the lower half? Collect them?
After negotiating for half a day, Zian still lost to the customer service and paid for the entire bikini set, feeling like he had just lost a hundred million!
Splash!
While Zian was brushing his teeth in front of the mirror, Sihwa stuck her head out of the bathtub and wiped the water off of her face . She hurriedly said, "A-jeoan, I want to watch TV! I only watched half of the previous Korean drama, so I still want to know the ending of the series!"
Zhang Zian spat out the foam in his mouth . "When you wake up in the morning, you should greet someone with 'good morning' or even just 'morning . ' Another thing… why were you dragging your voice earlier?"
"I accidentally bit my tongue!" she said as she pouted her lips .
The other elfins woke up one after another .
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