Chapter 453

Pure Love x Insult Complex Chapter 453 . It’s a secret to *** ～♫

「 What’s wrong with Edie? 」

I asked Ruriko .
Then .

「 Edie wants to go to the toilet 」

What?

「 She mentioned that her stomach has cooled down after playing in the beach 」

Well, she came out of the hotel running .

「 Rei-chan 」

I look at Reika .
Reika pushes the radio switch while driving .

「 Fujimiya here, Seki-san, please respond . 」
『 Seki here 』

I can hear Shou-oneesan’s voice from the radio .

「 Seventh case, please respond 」
『 Seki, roger that 』

Reika looks at us through the rear mirror .

「 They’re checking which point to stop so please wait for a while 」

Oh, we can’t just go to a toilet around us comfortably in our situation .
This van has Ruriko in it .
That’s why a guard from Kouzuki security service is taking a lead car . They think that they’re escorting Ruriko .
They cannot let the daughter of Kouzuki house go to a public restroom .
Seki-san now is checking the neighborhood with the car navigation, looking for facilities where we can join in .

『 Seki here, leading car, please respond 』

I hear Shou-oneesan’s voice after a minute .

『 Yes, Nakamoto here over 』
『 We’ll stop by F43, good? 』
『 F43, Nakamoto, roger 』

The leading car steers from the main street .

「 Rei-chan, do you know which is F43? 」

I asked .

「 No, the name of each point is different on each operation . The navigation system isn’t connected to the data system from Kouzuki security service 」

There’s no way to know .

「 But, since Kouzuki security service assumes these situations, they should’ve selected places we could use on the route so don’t worry 」
「 Is that so? 」
「 Yes, when we escort VIPs there’s always some who would suddenly tell their escort that they need to go to the restroom 」

Oh, I see .

「 Usually, the nobles finish their business so they won’t have to deal with that kind of incident but, elderlies who are executives of a large companies need a close restroom 」

I see .

「 Or rather, I roughly know which facility Seki-san has selected . There’s only one fitting establishment near here 」

Huh?

「 When we travel on this road for about a minute, there will be a high-class celebrity only sports club . It’s probably there 」

Reika said .
I see, if it’s that kind of establishment, then it would be okay for us to stop .

「 We can see it now . It’s over there 」

A big building is visible ahead of the road .

『 Lead car has arrived at point 』
『 Head towards the underground parking lot 』
『 Leading car, roger 』

The three vehicles go to the underground parking lot of the building .
We were stopped by the staff of the building at the entrance of the gate .
The lead car’s guard showed something then the three vehicles were let through .

「 Kouzuki security service has membership rights on this sports club . We also pay the monthly membership fees properly 」

Reika tells us .
They have it always prepared so that it could be used anytime .
They must have a lot of establishment to use in emergency situations .
The three cars parked side by side in the lot .

「 Err, is it only Edie who wants to go to the restroom? 」

I asked .

「 Uhm, Papa 」

Agnes speaks bashfully

「 Agnes too, desuno 」

In that case .

「 Onii-sama, I will take Agnes-san 」

Ruriko said .
Yeah, it would be Agnes’ first time to take a restroom outside the mansion .
I can’t enter women’s restroom either .
I’m worried to leave Agnes to just Edie .

「 Thanks, Ruriko 」
「 Yes 」
「 Ah, I’m going too 」

Yukino said .

「 Hey, Yukino 」
「 I know, shut up 」

Yukino puts on her sunglasses and afro wig .
She was found out by the hotel part-timer earlier .
If she doesn’t disguise, she’ll be in trouble again .
But .
Our high school girl’s uniform, afro, and sunglasses .
It’s becoming somewhat tricky to understand hobby for her .

「 If I take off the button on the chest part of my blouse like this, I’ll look like a delinquent, right? 」

Yukino said as she opens up her chest .
Hmmm, that would be in the old days . It smells like the 20th century .

「 I’m going too 」

I’m too worried

「 Nakamoto-kun, guard the vehicles . Fujimiya-san and I will escort Ruriko-sama . 」

Getting off the van, Shou-oneesan’s already taking command .

「 You have to go to the lobby on the first floor for the restrooms . I’ll lead the way 」

As expected of Shou-oneesan, she’s already grasped the layout of this establishment in case of emergencies .
Or it’s possible that she opened the files about it before getting off the car?
Anyway, Shou-oneesan takes the lead .
Next is Edie . Ruriko and I are holding Agnes’ hand .
Yukino’s behind .
Then last, Reika .
I’m wearing my uniform, Ruriko’s wearing her boiler suit, Yukino’s having an afro hair, we look like an incomprehensible group .
We don’t want to gather too much attention .

「 This way 」

The elevator goes up to the first floor .
Fortunately, the lobby isn’t that crowded .
Well, there’s a lot of people at the reception desk though .

「 Those people are okay, we’ve checked them when we entered the parking lot 」

Shou-oneesan said .

「 When we give them the name Kouzuki security service, they won’t be investigating any further; This sports club has a reputation for employee training 」

Oh, unlike the hotel earlier;
They won’t have any part-timer with bad manners .

「 We cannot make mistakes continuously either 」

Shou-oneesan seems to regret choosing the hotel from earlier .
Therefore, this time, she chose an establishment frequented by wealthy people .
Right, even though we’re such a shady group, the employees aren’t looking this way .

「 Ah, that’s the restroom? 」

Yukino breaks the formation and rushes to the toilet .

「 Hey, Yukino! 」
「 What?! It’s first-come-first-serve! 」

The afro-haired high school girl disappears to the women’s restroom .
On the other hand, Edie is looking at Agnes’ face .

「 Edie-san asked if she can go ahead 」

Ruriko translates what Edie said .

「 Yes, desuno 」

Agnes answers .

「 At times like that, you say “Go on” 」

I tell Agnes .
From now on, I need to teach her every way of interaction with people .

「 Please go on, Edie-chan

Agnes said . Edie dashed to the women’s restroom .

Agnes holds Ruriko’s hand, slowly goes to the restroom .

「 Reika, follow them 」
「 Roger 」

Reika escorts them
Well, it should be fine
In case something happens to the women’s restroom, Edie should make noise .
Edie’s sense of danger is sharp .

「 Let’s wait here 」

Shou-oneesan smiles at me .
I see . She’s guarding me .

「 From now on, there will be a lot of this . Please be ready for it 」

Huh/

「 Living with women means waiting for them in front of the restroom . Especially when you’re going out together, they’re longer than a man’s time in the toilet 」

That’s how it is .

「 Yeah, I’m ready for it 」

I answered .
Then, once again, I look at the lobby of this sports club .
The blue carpet’s spread out . The reception counter is crimson .
Next to it is a shop .
There’s a vending machine too .

「 It’s the second half of the second week . There’s not a lot of people at this time in the afternoon 」

Shou-oneesan said .

「 Huh, it’s holiday so shouldn’t they be coming for sports? 」
「 If it’s a wealthy member of the club then they would be taking vacations on their villa over the weekend . They won’t be in the metropolitan area to take a rest 」

Shou-oneesan laughs .

「 I guess there’s a return rush around this time? 」

I-I see .

「 FIRST! 」

Yukino comes out of the restroom while saying that .
Then she;

「 Ah, I’ll take melon soda 」

Asked me for drinks

「 You just pissed, didn’t you? 」
「 That’s right . Therefore, if I don’t drink the liquid, my blood would get sticky you know?! 」

What kind of reasoning is that?

「 There’s a vending machine over there . Also, I didn’t get the tropical drink from the hotel! 」

Haa .
I’ve got no choice .
I head to the vending machine then put in a coin .
Then, Edie, Ruriko, Agnes, and Reika comes out of the restroom together .
Edie sees me buying juice from the vending machine then;
She comes running like a dog

「 Edie, do you want a drink too? 」

I put in a new coin in the vending machine then;

「 Onii-sama, Edie-san seems to want to try it herself 」

Ruriko tells me .
Oh, this girl is interested in vending machines, right .

「 She seems to want to try putting in money by herself 」

Oh, like how toddlers want to push the “Get off” button in the bus .
Then, it can’t be helped .

「 Here, Edie 」

I give Edie a coin
The blonde hair brown combat girl smile at me .
Then, she pushed in the coin down .
The vending machine lights up .
Ruriko explains “Choose what you want and press the switch” to Edie .

Click, clang

A canned juice rolls out .

《 OH！！！ 》

Edie’s impressed .
No, I don’t think it’s such a big deal .
Edie looks at me with an excited face .
It seems she wants to do it again
But .

「 Ruriko, do you want something? 」
「 I’m well enough 」

Ruriko who’s a noble’s daughter knows self-restraint .
She went to the restroom after finishing the meal at the hotel we just stayed .
She probably doesn’t try to take in extra liquid .

「 What about Agnes? 」
「 Agnes is fine too 」

She answers embarrassed .

「 What about Shou-oneesan or Rei-chan? 」
「 I’m in the middle of work 」
「 I’m fine as well 」

Both of them refused .
By the way, Yukino’s gulping down the melon soda by herself .
Then, she exhaled .
Also, she burped .
She looks at the sports newspaper in the shop .

「 Then, sure, I’ll take a drink 」

Just to make Edie buy one more
I take out a coin and hand it to her .
I’m not that thirsty .

「 Edie, buy me coffee 」

Edie puts in the coin in the vending machine and looks at my face curiously .

「 Coffee . Do you get it? Koo, Hii!! 」

I said, Edie nods .
Then she pushed the switch
On cola

「 Hey, that’s cola! 」

Click, clang

Edie takes the can that rolled out and hands it to me showing a smile .
She said something in English .

「 Onii-sama, she says that diet cola is better for your health 」

Hmm .

「 Cola is Cola . If you’re concerned about my health, then don’t let me drink cola 」

Buy me tea, water, or milk .
I would drink those .

「 Well, that’s not the problem 」

Shou-oneesan said .

「 Drinking diet cola is an American’s sense of diet 」

Shou-oneesan who loves American culture sighs .

「 Well, that’s good and all but, what I asked for is Coffee though? 」
「 Well you see, Americans won’t understand unless you say it as koffie 」

Huh?

「 You pronounced Co so firmly that she thought it was Coke 」
「 It only fits Co though? 」
「 Cola is often called Coke She believes that the sound “ku” had disappeared 」

Edie’s still smiling .
I guess I’ll take this .

「 Okay, I’ll drink it . Edie bought it for me anyway 」

But still, this is a 350ml can
That’s a bit too much for me
I opened the can, and the carbonation pushes out .
I put it in my mouth in panic .

「 Hey, give me money 」

Yukino comes

「 You already drank melon soda, didn’t you? 」

Does she intend to drink another can?

「 That’s not it . I’d like to buy that sports newspaper 」

Sports newspaper

「 One side shows about Papa and me 」

I gave her coins .
To be honest, I’d like to know the situation too .

「 Then, I’ll buy one 」
「 Wait, I’ll buy it 」

Shou-oneesan stops Yukino .

「 Don’t you think that’s better? 」

Yukino shouldn’t make contact with the employees here .

「 I think that you already know it from the hotel earlier, but you’re already famous 」

But, Yukino

「 I’m fine . I’ll do it myself 」

She goes to the shop .
She doesn’t know how grave her situation is .

「 Shou-oneesan, take everyone and go 」

I said .

「 What do you intend to do/ 」
「 I think she won’t understand unless she suffers from it 」

I ready myself .

「 Park the car outside from the parking lot . Yukino and I would be going out from that entrance . 」

Shou-oneesan .

「 Are you serious? 」
「 While we have time 」
「 I’ll leave Reika here 」

Shou-oneesan said, but;

「 No, nobody’s going to drive the van though? 」
「 I’ll let my men drive 」
「 No, that would scare Agnes 」

I pat Agnes’ head .

「 Agnes, go ahead, Papa will come right after 」
「 Papa 」
「 I’ll have Edie with me . Either way, she’s drinking a canned juice now 」

Edie drinks the juice she bought .

「 Ruriko, could you translate what I’m about to tell Edie? 」

I look at Ruriko

「 Yes, Onii-sama 」

◇ ◇ ◇

Yukino comes back with the sports newspaper spread out .
I’m drinking the can of coke on the lobby bench .
Edie’s with me .

「 Seriously, these are all lies 」

She’s already angry .

「 They say here that a crime syndicate confined me and Ichikawa-ojiisama paid for my ransom! 」

Oh, that’s the false story Minaho-neesan leaks out .

「 It’s a horrible lie, on top of that, they say that Papa did a lot of bad things with the syndicate! 」

That’s the truth .

「 Huh, where are the others? 」
「 They got back in the car already . As for us, look, we’re drinking . I had the car from the parking lot go to the main entrance . They’ll wait over there 」
「 Oh, okay 」

Yukino’s absorbed in reading the articles .
She takes a seat next to me .

「 You’re doing well reading with your sunglasses 」
「 Oh right, just when I thought it was dark 」

Yukino takes off her sunglasses and puts it in her pocket .
I also read the newspaper from the side .
The writings aren’t a big deal .
Well, of course, the media’s article categories are decided .
Jii-chan puts on his pressure, Minaho-neesan manipulates the information .
The delicate matters like the leak of Yukino’s rape video aren’t written .
The information flowing from the internet is significantly delayed .
Yukino’s sense of crisis won’t stir up with that .
I drink the soda .

「 I’m going to the restroom, Edie, wait here 」
「 Huh, why? 」
「 I have no choice; I drank cola, so I want to piss now 」

I said .
It’s to buy time

「 I’m not on good terms with this girl though? 」

Edie’s looking at Yukino, smiling .
I had Ruriko tell Edie to monitor Yukino .

「 Or instead, even though Mana can speak English, why is it that Yukino can’t? 」
「 I can’t do anything about that! People have things they’re good and bad at! 」

Err .

「 Didn’t you say that you’re better than Mana? 」
「 My fashion sense is better! 」

Yukino replies immediately
Even though she’s wearing an afro wig
Seriously, she can’t see herself .

「 Well who cares, I’m going to the restroom anyway 」
「 Go already! Be fast! 」

I head to the restroom .
I piss right away, washed my hands and come out .
Men take less time in restrooms than women
Edie’s staring at Yukino .
Yukino’s no longer reading articles about her father .

「 I don’t know anything about the recent news! 」

She’s reading the entertainment column .
Then .
My phone rings .

「 Yes? 」

I answered .

『 If you come out right now, it’ll be the perfect timing 』

Shou-oneesan said .

「 Sure thing . Yukino, Edie, let’s go 」

I tell the two .

「 Wait a moment . I’m reading an exciting bit right now 」

Yukino’s reading an article on suspicion on adultery comedy section .

「 You can read the newspaper later . We’re leaving 」
「 Geez! 」

Yukino stands up reluctantly
We exit at the automatic door .
We walk outside the sports club’s building .
In front of the building, are people from a school’s sports club running on the street .
There’s a “*** College” written on the chest of their training wear, so they’re probably students close here .
I don’t know what kind of club they are though

「 *** Fight! 」
「 Fight! Fight! 」

The college students run while yelling heave-ho .
They’re close to a hundred people .
Shou-oneesan is talking about this .

「 Hey, the car isn’t at the entrance! 」

Yukino screams .
The university students turn around from her loud screech .
Well, an afro high school girl also has an impact on that .

「 Look, it’s parked there 」

I point thirty meters away .
The lead car from Kouzuki security service, the white van, and Shou-oneesan’s car are all parked side by side .

「 Why is it parked over there?! 」
「 I don’t know either . There must be a reason for it, Yukino! 」

At the moment I said “Yukino”ー
Edie scoops away Yukino’s afro wig .
Yukino’s black hair flutters with the wind .

「 W-What are you doing!!! 」

The university students look at Yukino due to the unexpected development .
Edie runs towards the car .
They’re ten meters away from us .
Then .
She looks at Yukino and said .

「 Yukino! 」

She points at Yukino vigorously!!

「 Shirasaka Yukino!! 」

Edie shouts as she points .
The university students immediately make a commotion

「 S-Seriously?! 」
「 No, I’m sure, it’s that face! 」
「 Yeah, that’s right 」
「I had seen it yesterday 」
「 I also fapped to it 」
「 There’s no way she’s 16 and that lewd you know?! 」
「 It’s quite hard to find a first-year high school girl rape video you know! 」
「 In addition to that, she got creampied! 」
「 Yeah right! It’s that face, that body!! 」

The men speak about Yukino .

「 That’s really Shirasaka Yukino!!! 」

Yukino’s complexion turns pale .