Chapter 521
He opened his thin lips and raised an eyebrow, his winks and smiles making him look like an ancient lady from a Chinese painting .
Silence prevailed . Even the waiter paused, for fear of disturbing his performance .
It was a clean, even tune . Qin Guan retreated with a faint smile on his face, looking slightly drunk . The keyboard player nearly moved to support him, but he stopped when he saw Qin Guan's next move .
He moved his sleeves and smiled at the audience . Then he turned around and covered his face with the fan .
Even drunk, he still looked as glorious as ever .
"The moon has just left the sea . . . " This was not the hoarse voice of a man . It was the power of Mei School .
"It’s gradually rising to the middle of the sky .
Heaven and Earth are visible under the moonlight .
Chang’e has left the Moon Palace . . . "
It was the classic Peking Opera "Drunk Concubine" .
To American people, even the shouts of African tribes sounded like wild songs . Everyone was shocked by Qin Guan's performance . The handsome man was such a beauty! He looked like a foreign myth come alive .
As the audience lost its mind, Qin Guan folded the fan and changed his tune again .
Pingtan, Kunqu Opera and Suzhou Opera were the three most famous operas in Suzhou and Hangzhou . Kunqu was the most popular one all over China .
Most people from North China liked it even better than Peking Opera, as its melody was more elegant and smoother than that of Peking Opera . It warmed their hearts when they heard it .
The royal concubine Qin Guan had played was a noble beauty . Suddenly, he turned into a boudoir maiden showing off with her orchid-like fingers .
Such a gentle girl could only have grown up in an ancient water town south of Yangtze River .
"No longer busy, I live at leisure,Thinking where I can find pleasure . Writing heartbreaking verses by day,What of love can a lover say?Sitting in my room day and night,The fair scene beautifies my verses,Even in candlelight . For better or worse,if you are worthy of her love,you’ll be gifted a new life from above .
Qin Guan was totally absorbed in the opera as the alcohol in his blood rushed to his brain . Excited, he was not satisfied with those familiar songs . He wanted to give a crazy performance on that stage, before such an amazing audience .
So that’s what he did .
"The river flows East .
The stars worship the Big Dipper . . . "[1]
Cong Nianwei wanted to hide in a corner, but Qu started moving towards the stage .
"I want to live another 500 years . . . "[2]
Dr . Luke had originally been angry with Paris Hilton for pulling him from his studio and making him come to the party just to introduce an Asian star to him . Suddenly, he was interested in Qin Guan's strange melodies and different kinds of songs though .
He was not interested in his musical ability, but he liked his diverse style . As a professional musician, he could distinguish between natural sound and ordinary people’s voices .
Qin Guan could probably release a CD . Many stars much worse than him had published their own albums . Dr . Luke would soon find out that he was completely wrong though . Qu got on the stage too late . Qin Guan had already gone too far .
"Come on, everybody! The dance is very simple! It’s so easy and funny! Come on! All together now!"
Qin Guan stuffed the fan into his collar and began to dance . He was planning on ending the concert with a South Korean song .
"Oppan . . . GANGNAM STYLE . . . "
He made the sign of victory like a villain . Then he stood with his legs wide apart, squatting a little . His hands seemed to be holding imaginary reins as he began his horse-riding dance . It was PSY's popular song "GANGNAM STYLE", which would become wildly popular many years later . Thanks to his copycat mania, he could remember it even while drunk .
He didn't forget to shout at the audience, "Come on, follow me! GANGNAM STYLE!"
The rebellious American boys were the first to be deluded . Following Qin Guan, they turned their crotches towards Nick . They thought it had to be a method one used to provoke their enemy .
He deserves the most beautiful ladies!
The girls in the short skirts joined the delighted group, completing the grand scene .
Nick was surrounded, everyone making strange gestures at him . If one made an ass out of themselves, they couldn’t complain if people rode them .
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