Reverend Insanity - Chapter 274

Chapter 274: Living Treasure Door

"Exchange treasure?" The face on the huge door made funny faces towards the tiny Shang Yan Fei, teasing: "Little Fei Fei, are you going to take advantage of me again? I know we are old friends, but as the guardian of the treasure realm, I will not help you to steal from the inside . Although we are such old friends…"

"How many times have I said it, can you change the way you call me?" Black lines appeared on Shang Yan Fei's forehead .

"Then what do I call you? Little Yan Yan, Little Yan Fei or Little Yan Zi?"

Shang Yan Fei quickly waved his hand, helplessly saying: "Nevermind, nevermind, do whatever you want . Let's get back to business, I am really here for exchanging treasure . "

"Ohhh…" The huge face dragged his words, evidently not satisfied yet: "Getting to business so soon, I wanted to talk more, this place is boring me to death . "

Shang Yan Fei sighed: "I am very busy, living treasure door . You know I am the Shang clan leader, it is no longer like before . "

"Sigh, nevermind, every generation of clan leaders are like that . I thought you would be different . I have no requirements this time, I just want somebody to complain to, the eons of waiting truly makes me empty and lonely…" Living treasure door sighed gloomily .

"You are a door, what loneliness can you have? Can't you just sleep? "Shang Yan Fei's head was full of black lines .

"Sleep? I can't fall asleep! You have no idea how hard it is to be alone…" Living treasure door started to blabber again .

"I am not here to listen to your grudges, let's talk about business, real business . " Shang Yan Fei coughed .

"Oh, then let's do that . " Living treasure door's face became solemn: "Sure if you want to exchange treasures, but I have a condition…"

It dragged its words again .

Shang Yan Fei had a bad feeling about this .

He raised his eyebrows: "What condition, don't tell me . . . ?"

"Ah, looking at your expression, you've guessed it! That's right, that's right, I want you to dig my nose, dig my nose!" Living treasure door screamed excitedly .

Dig my nose . . .

Dig my . . .

Dig . . .

The loud voice continued to echo in the walkway .

Shang Yan Fei's forehead was popping with veins: "Scoundrel, you're trying this again?"

"My nose is really itchy, really itchy, I can't breathe properly . I have no hands, I cannot dig my nose myself like you humans, I am so pitiful . Ah… Little Fei Fei, my good friend, please help me, please dig my nose . As a reward, I will give you my treasured booger . " Living treasure door sang out in a poetic tone .

"Hey, enough is enough!" Shang Yan Fei clenched his fists, screaming out after he could control himself no longer .

Living treasure door snorted, giving a 'what can you do to me' look .

Then it started to chant…

"Dig my nose!"

"Dig my nose!"

"Dig my nose!"

"Dig my nose or no treasure for you . Dig my nose and you are a good boy…"

The voice shook the air and caused the entire walkway to shake .

Shang Yan Fei lowered his head, supporting his forehead as the sounds of 'dig my nose' reverberated the walkway .

"Alright, alright, stop chanting, I'll do it okay?" Shang Yan Fei screamed out, completely helpless in his heart .

Even if he is a rank five Gu Master, the lord of Shang clan, against the living treasure door, there was nothing he could do .

After all, the treasure realm was left behind by Shang clan's ancestors, this was the work of a Gu immortal beyond rank five!

"Oh yay——!" Living treasure door cried out in triumph, then it urged: "Quickly, quickly, I can't wait anymore . "

Shang Yan Fei's expression froze, as the corner of his eyes twitched, he stretched out his right hand .

On the palm of his right hand, there was a tiny tattoo in the shape of a palm, blood red in color .

He activated his primeval essence, and the blood tattoo flew out, turning into a giant bright red hand .

Rank five — Blood Handprint Gu!

Whoever is hit by this palm, be it birds, beasts, worms or fish, as long as they had blood flowing in them, they would turn into a puddle of blood . It had great strength and a threatening effect, Shang Yan Fei used it to dominate the southern border, establishing his fierce name .

But right now, he used the blood handprint to satisfy living treasure door's weird request . . .

Digging its nose .

The bright red palm, turned into a fist, then stretched out its index finger, and entered the living treasure door's nostrils .

Living treasure door hummed: "Yes, that's it!"

"Ahh… it feels so good…"

"Deeper, that's right, a little deeper!"

"More strength please, it feels better if you're rougher . "

"Ohh… that was too good…"

"Little Fei Fei, your technique is superb . "

"Ah… ah… ahhh… CHOO!" Living treasure door opened its mouth, sneezing loudly .

Numerous red, yellow, blue, and green "booger" were blown out .

If one looked properly, the red one was typhoon mountain pepper, a god-like extinct refinement aiding material . The yellow was worry soil, one of the ingredients used to refine a rank six Gu . The blue was ice heart, only at the center of a ten million year old ice mountain can one of these grow . The green was the grass skirt Gu, rank five without any defensive ability, but once a Gu Master uses it, it can give them a grass skirt that is able to absorb primeval energy from the air, replenishing the primeval essence in the aperture rapidly!

"Alright, my breathing is smooth again . These booger are your gift . I do not want to eat them again, that is too disgusting . " Living treasure door sniffed after sneezing, feeling extremely satisfied .

Shang Yan Fei kept these items, before sighing: "Can we get to business now?"

"Of course, of course, what does Little Fei Fei want?" Living treasure door's mood was much better .

"I remember that there is still a rank five man triumphing heaven Gu, I want to exchange for it . " Shang Yan Fei replied .

Living treasure door showed a curious gaze: "Man triumphing heaven Gu, it has the ability to defy heaven and change fate, forcefully awakening an aperture for those mortals without cultivating talent . This Gu is extremely precious, Little Fei Fei, although we have a close friendship, and you have dug my nose many times, the treasure realm's rules cannot be defied . If you want to exchange for this Gu, you will need to offer a Gu with even greater value to the treasure realm . "

"Can you stop mentioning the digging of your nose?" Shang Yan Fei's veins were popping as he called out a Gu .

This Gu was like a baby's palm, tender and plump, while clear as crystal . There were red blood veins within the palm, causing the palm to emit a ghostly aura .

Living treasure door saw this Gu and exclaimed: "Eh, you are giving up the blood handprint Gu? Little Fei Fei, I remember this is one of your most useful Gu . Weren't you collecting the blood sea inheritance? Have you given up your aspiration from young?"

Shang Yan Fei sighed helplessly: "The total number of blood sea inheritances are almost uncountable, yet the true inheritances are hidden among them, the difficulty is simply too high . Even if I use the Shang clan to investigate, after all these years, I have only gotten two of them . I want the man triumphing heaven Gu, but my other precious Gu cannot be given up, I have to temporarily sacrifice the blood handprint Gu . Someday, I might come back to redeem it . "

Shang Yan Fei's Gu worms were mostly from the blood sea inheritance, causing him to specialize in the bloodline path .

Because of this, when Shang Xin Ci entered Shang clan city, he could detect it immediately .

"Okay then, since you've made your decision . " Living treasure door opened its mouth, and swallowed the blood handprint Gu . "

Gulp .

With a loud sound, the blood handprint Gu entered the treasure realm .

Next, it regurgitated, and opened its mouth, throwing up one Gu .

This Gu was like a thousand year ginseng, with many roots and a yellow body . Its lustre was dim, as the upper part resembled a body, but the lower part diverged, like a pair of legs .

This was the man triumphing heaven Gu .

"Quickly refine it, once out of the treasure realm, in three breaths, this Gu will regain its wild nature . It will be too difficult to refine it then . " Living treasure door urged .

Shang Yan Fei nodded, and activated his purple crystal primeval essence, instantly refining this man triumphing heaven Gu .

"Hehehe, with this Gu, I can awaken Ci Er's aperture! Now, I just need a few more Gu to raise her aptitude, and assist her to cultivate . Then, I can recruit Fang and Bai, to act as her wings . Ci Er, I will make sure you are happy, but in this world, strength is the prerequisite to all happiness!" Shang Yan Fei kept the man triumphing heaven Gu, as his emotions surged .

"I am leaving, living treasure door . " He said to the door .

"Hey, hey, hey, so soon? Stay and talk to me, I am really bored to death . " Living treasure door anxiously asked .

But the blood flames flickered, and Shang Yan Fei vanished .

"Ah, this scoundrel, he left me alone again . I am so pitiful, so bored, so tired…" Living treasure door's grumblings could be heard echoing in the walkway .

  . . .

Another feast with fine wine and delicious food, as people interacted in a heated atmosphere .

"Brother Wei, brother Xiao Yan, come, another glass!" Fang Yuan stood up and shouted loudly as he raised his glass, while BNB watched emotionlessly as she ate her food .

Wei Yang, Xiao Yan raised their glasses at the same time, as the three glasses collided roughly, causing the wine to spill all over the table and dishes .

Back at the battle zone, Fang Yuan wanted to treat them to dinner, but Xiao Yan took the initiative to do so . This time, he kept his word, inviting these two to a feast at a huge restaurant .

"To think that brother Fang Zheng would be the one who saved Shang clan leader's precious daughter . Good people truly get rewarded . Purple thorn token, hehe, I am extremely envious . " Xiao Yan was a cheerful and honest person, not hiding his envy at all .

He had lived in Shang clan city for many years, he knew what the purple thorn token entailed .

Wei Yang put down his glass: "What are the two of you going to do from now on?"

Fang Yuan then answered: "We plan to stay in Shang clan city for a while, and sell the useless Gu we have . Next, we will buy a set of complementary Gu worms . "

"Excellent, that is the proper thing to do . If you did not have such plans, I would have reminded you to do so anyway . " Wei Yang raised his thumb as he cheered in his heart, Fang and Bai staying here meant that there was a greater chance of recruiting them .

"If the both of you do not mind, you can tell us your plans . Big brother Wei is very knowledgeable, he can give you good advice . My fire Gu path was also recommended by big brother Wei . " Xiao Yan said at the corner .

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