SOGE Chapter 3 – Second Uncle

Things have gotten serious!

If this cauldron’s usage is known by people, if it is to be sold, the price will definitely skyrocket!

He could imagine, if this cauldron could penetrate through the space anywhere and display distant scenes, it would absolutely be popular!

The best peeping tool! Countless gentlemen’s desired godly object!

Sigh…

Of course, he could only think about it as he didn’t want to sell it either. Regardless of its usage, based on its weight alone, it was something worth researching. Based on its age, it was an ancient relic!

He couldn’t even wait to keep it to himself!

Eh?

Sunk in his thoughts, he was suddenly shocked. Without paying attention, he had actually lifted the small cauldron!

Could it be that it got lighter?

Right at this time, before he could even think properly, the skeleton which had been left by the cauldron seemed to lost its hold. In an instant, it crumbled into ashes!

Seeing this, Lin Hao’s mouth gradually became the shape of letter O.

It wasn’t that he had never seen scenes where skeletons turned into ashes instantly in science fiction movies, but those were custom-made. As a semi-professional excavator, he naturally knew those were impossible.

But moments ago, something impossible had actually took place!

Under his own eyes, it turned into ashes!

“This has nothing to do with me!”

His scalp went numb, took few steps back then spoke hastily as if comforting himself.

He thought again, then promptly put the small cauldron into his pocket.

This was his habitual action, but he forgot how heavy the small cauldron was. As such, his originally ragged clothes was thoroughly damaged, a big hole appeared on his clothes. The small cauldron directly fell to the ground, a deep pit was formed.

This…

His complexion changed and finally reacted. It wasn’t that the small cauldron became lighter. Instead, it was him that became stronger, extremely strong at that!

It must be because of the red liquid!

There wasn’t any other possibilities. But increment in strength was something good after all, so he didn’t put much thought into it. But looking at his clothes which had turned into a strip of cloth and the one lying on ashes.

He hesitated for a bit, then took the robe made out of beast on ashes and covered himself with it.

Though the beast robe was quite shabby, but at least it could cover his body. Moreover it was similar to his physique. However, when he picked up the beast robe, he found out that underneath the beast robe was an armor which was carved with words. But those words seemed very ancient. He couldn’t recognize them at all.

Another relic?

He looked at it for a bit then collected it. Afterwards he looked at the rocks which sealed up the cave.

Squinting his eyes, the ashen world once again fused with the normal world. Countless densely packed cracks appeared on his sight again.

Following the lines of cracks, he whirled the small cauldron on his hands, advancing forward while smashing violently!

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Under small cauldron’s attacks, the hard solid rocks were like bean curds and got smashed to smithereens. The blown-apart rocks rammed into the cave wall, causing the cave to shake violently.

Eh?

Outside the cave, the fatty was startled then looked towards the collapsed cave.

Right at this moment, the rocks at the collapsed cave’s entrance abruptly exploded. As if being blasted by explosives, four to five blocks of one cubic metre rocks, after being smashed by the small cauldron time after time, were blown into fragments!

Cough cough…

Lin Hao who was choked by dust waved his hands to disperse the dust. Then he grabbed the square cauldron and walked out while cladded in shabby beast robe, his head was covered with ashes. His appearance was similar to a savage who lived in mountains.

“Howl~”

He hadn’t even regained his awareness, yet he saw a fatty in the distance who let out a howl, as if having consumed steroids, the fatty charged at him in excitement.

“Second Uncle!!”

The fatty roared, his voice resounded in the valley. The loud sound buzzed in Lin Hao’s mind, his ears went deaf for a moment. Originally, he planned to dodge but he could only stand rigidly in the end as the fatty immediately hugged him.

How heavy!

Lin Hao’s complexion suddenly changed as pale as snow. His first thing he thought of was the weight of the fatty. He didn’t even pay attention to how the fatty addressed him.

Too scary!

Though the fatty seemed plump, but he was still young, at most fifteen or sixteen years old. His height had only reached Lin Hao’s shoulder. From his experience, at most, the fatty weighed around one hundred pounds.

But when he was hugged by the fatty, he found out that he was wrong, terribly wrong!

One must know that the current him could easily lift up the square cauldron, his strength was far much stronger. However, he was almost pushed down by the fatty. It could be seen just how heavy the fatty was.

“Second Uncle! Second Uncle! I knew it! You didn’t die! You didn’t die!”

“How could you die before marrying that b*tch Nie Li? You must have succeeded, right?”

The fatty roared continuously, numbing both Lin Hao’s ears. It wasn’t until he had finished his last question before loosening the grip over Lin Hao. He looked at Lin Hao excitedly, tears almost flowed down from his eyes.

Lin Hao was about to say something, but thinking how he looked like now, he swallowed back his words.

He suspected that this fatty’s Second Uncle was the skeleton in the cave, but he was unable to say it.

Because that person had died…

The fatty had a simple and honest face. The way he looked at Lin Hao was filled with excitement. The clothes he wore which was made out of beast skins had several stitches on it, though the stitches were done coarsely and revealed his wheat-colored skin.

What is exactly this place?

How come the clothes here are so crude?

Lin Hao frowned slightly. He had thought of this in the cave before. However, he was unable to think of what kind of place in the Earth that still had this kind of retrogressed conditions. Even impoverished village should at least have woven clothes. Yet, what he saw was the most primitive and poorly handled beast skins!

A youth weighed more than a thousand pounds plus a fist-sized yet unbelievable heavy square cauldron…

The more he thought the more he shuddered. There were too many abnormalities here which wasn’t likely to exist on Earth. Each of them was sufficient to become shocking discovery of the century, yet they appeared in quick succession. All of these pointed to a unpleasant conjecture. His complexion became even more unsightly.

Could it be… that he wasn’t on the Earth anymore?

The star map didn’t only sent him out from the pyramid. It directly sent him out from the Earth!

This level of playing is too much!

Not only he was sent out from the Earth, he was also sent an identity!

Thinking this, his complexion became complicated.

“Second Uncle, you have changed!”

At this moment, the fatty said solemnly.

Hearing this, Lin Hao thumped. Though he hadn’t decided whether he would pass himself off, to be found out so suddenly still made his heart skipped a beat. Similar to someone who hadn’t done anything wrong, if they were to be tested by lie detector, their heartbeat would accelerate as well.

“You are much thinner and hearing that b*tch Nie Li’s name didn’t excite you!”

The fatty spoke with a solemn expression.

Lin Hao who was mentally prepared, hearing this, at first he couldn’t react to it. When he reacted to it, he was so angry that his nose almost crooked!

At this time, the fatty’s expression loosened and softened by quite a bit, and continued, “You used to talk a lot. You’d always talk about your aspirations.”

“You loved to tell me your experiences in killing demons.”

“You loved to talk about how much has that b*tch Nie Li grown and what skills has she mastered.”

“You loved to talk about what present you gave her.”

“You loved to…”

At first, Lin Hao still felt quite angry, but as he continued to listen to him, he gradually calmed down. His complexion became quite strange.

From the fatty’s description, he had a vague understanding on what kind of person this “Second Uncle” was.

A big fatty who would daydream all day long, a stalker who loved his goddess yet didn’t dare to pursue her, someone who liked to boast in front of his juniors and only knew how to prattle about aspirations…

Wait… wait… the rhythm isn’t right!

Lin Hao’s complexion became increasingly strange. No matter how he looked at it, this was a typical waste!

Heavens, are you toying me?

I’ll let it pass that you sent me to this kind of place. I will also be grateful to you if you gave me a good identity, but do you have nothing else to do by giving me the identity of a waste? What do you mean by this?

The more Lin Hao thought the more amiss he felt. He had a feeling that things weren’t so simple, seemingly there were other things waiting for him.

……

“But it’s okay now. No matter what you have changed into, you are still my Second Uncle…”

In the end, the fatty suddenly laughed, even his tears flowed down, while touching Lin Hao’s face. Though he was laughing, Lin Hao could tell that he was obviously crying.

Twitching his mouth, even if Lin Hao wanted to say something, facing this fatty, he couldn’t open his mouth.

Should I apologize and say you have recognized the wrong person? Or should I comfort him?

Lin Hao secretly shook his head. But what he found strange was that was he really similar to that person, only thinned by a bit?

Should I carry his identity and use it onward?

Thinking this, his belly suddenly growled again.

Hearing this, the fatty hastily wiped his eyes, “Second Uncle, I’ll bring you home!”

While speaking, he who stood by Lin Hao’s side supported Lin Hao’s shoulder, lending him a support and moved on.

Lin Hao initially wanted to reject him as he could walk by himself but the fatty was really too strong that he was unable to resist him. He didn’t know whether it was because the fatty was too excited or for other reasons, he actually didn’t detected Lin Hao’s resistance.

“Second Uncle, it is wonderful that you are alive. Heh heh, now I would like to see who dares to touch our Lin Family’s things. You can be at ease, I will also become a warrior this year. I want to see who dares to lay their ideas on Lin Family’s things! For those who dared, I’d break their legs!”

It’s coming…

Lin Hao’s heart sank. He knew things weren’t that simple!