Seven Unfortunate Lifetimes, All Thanks to a Single Moment of Impulse - Chapter 54

Chapter 54

Chapter 54 CK and XXZ special: Happy life?

After Chu Kong came back, the first one he went to see was Xiao Xiang Zi . It let the Jade emperor send two emissaries over to drag him to the celestial palace .

In this seven lifetimes’ tour through the human realm and the netherworld, Xiao Xiang Zi and Chu Kong got rid of a bad immortal who harmed the living beings . She, herself slightly transformed into one of the two unmarried youths in heaven, bringing the public a lot of joy .

Jade emperor’s opened his mouth . He tapped on the table and decided: “Well, need rewarding . ”

So the two people stood neatly in front of the hall and heard what for reward they had gotten . Chu Kong’s official post was reinstated, his salary rose with five teals and one courtyard was awarded with four servants . Xiao Xiang Zi was promoted to the same rank as god Yue Lao . Still working at Yue Lao temple, helping Yue Lao sort out the red strings with a monthly salary of five teals .

“In addition . ”

Jade emperor touched his beard .

“When are you two planning on doing that matter?”

Xiao Xiang Zi was immersed in the joy of getting a salary of five teals and didn’t hear what he said after that .

Chu Kong replied without hesitation: “As soon as possible . ”

Jade emperor rubbed his beard in satisfaction: “You should make big arrangements for this wedding of yours . ”

Chu Kong led Xiao Xiang Zi away from the celestial palace . Far away, the sound of Jade emperor’s big laughter could be heard among the lamenting of the officials: “I said right off that these two things would be together! Come, pay me money, pay me money!”

Chu Kong did as if he never heard that . He held Xiao Xiang Zi’s hand and leisurely walked down the stairs to the celestial palace .

Xiao Xiang Zi had been covering her mouth while snickering: “Now, I’m also someone who has a salary . Now, I’m also someone who has a salary . ”

Compared to Xiao Xiang Zi’s pure joy at this moment, Chu Kong just soared . He remembered many things of the past . The taste of his heart felt complicated . He didn’t have enough time to sort out his emotional state, when a shadow suddenly enveloped the two .

They looked up . Heavenly emperor Tuo Ta Lee stood magnificent before them . His face hid behind a big beard . His eyes were dark that they were difficult to see through .

Chu Kong’s intuition told him that heavenly emperor Lee was angry this time . Suddenly ,he saw a white onion like hand patt heavenly emperor Lee’s belly with a ‘pa’ sound . Xiao Xiang Zi laughed a little savagely: “Big bearded Lee, before you wanted me to live a life of the little wife chasing the husband . Look, who is chasing who, ah? Have you even calculated one lifetime correct in these seven lifetimes?”

These words made Chu Kong’s face pale . Heavenly emperor Lee also shook his beard . Xiao Xiang Zi pulled Chu Kong’s arm: “We’ve matters to attend to . We’ll go ahead . ”

After walking for a while, Xiao Xiang Zi turned and saw that Chu Kong’s expression wasn’t very good . Her heart pondered for a while, narrowed her eyes and said: “Is it that you don’t want to admit to the fact that you really chased me for seven lifetimes?”

Chu Kong laughed: “I admit . Why shouldn’t I admit? Left and right, you’re a bag that only I can use . As long as you’re no match for me in the future, is the past still important?”

Xiao Xiang Zi’s raised an eyebrow: “Do you want to try to have a match?”

Chu Kong turned to look at Xiao Xiang Zi . He raised his hand and pinched her cheek . While smiling evilly, he said: “Don’t hurry; we still have a long time to go . ”

[Married]

The night that Xiao Xiang Zi and Chu Kong got married, all the immortals were drunk . Without such a happy event for a long time, everyone seemed to discharge a lot .

Chu Kong entered the wedding chamber and saw his newly wed wife sitting quietly on the bed . His heart shook intolerable . Such a quiet Xiao Xiang Zi was really a too rare sight . He stood in front of Xiao Xiang Zi for a long time . Xiao Xiang Zi also didn’t hurry . She quietly waited for him to lift her red veil .

Due to the fact that Xiao Xiang Zi was really too quiet, Chu Kong couldn’t bear to break the silence . But without lifting the veil, things couldn’t be done……Chu Kong pondered and decided to nevertheless lift Xiao Xiang Zi’s veil . Then… . . his expression suddenly became stiff .

His bride under the veil had a mouth full of oil after eating . Chu Kong sighed: “I just know that too quiet is definitely not a good thing……”

Xiao Xiang Zi looked once aggrieved at Chu Kong and muttered: “This marriage is really unequal . You eat and drink outside and I needed to suffer hunger inside . I was so hungry that I just needed to get something to eat . Otherwise, if we get married next time, we can change . I’ll go outside and greet them . You wait inside . I saw a lot of good wine……”

Chu Kong rubbed the veins that were about to explode on his forehead .

“This sort of thing was better not to have a next time!”

Xiao Xiang Zi with a mouth full of oil touched her stomach contentedly .

“It’s better to do things while being full . ”

Chu Kong blushed and looked away .

“What……what did you eat?”

Xiao Xiang Zi lifted her fingers and began to count . Chu Kong glared at her for quite a while and saw that she was still counting, he sighed . He scratched his head and then his heart became ruthless . He grabbed Xiao Xiang Zi’s chin and smiled with squinted eyes: “I know you’re stupid . I’ll personally try it . ”

“What… . . ”

His lips touched his wife’s . His tongue gently touched Xiao Xiang Zi’s lips and then went in . Not entangling for long, Chu Kong released her . Xiao Xiang Zi asked curiously: “Have you tasted what I’ve eaten?”

Chu Kong’s expression was serious: “No, I need to explore more carefully . ”

Then he used one whole night to carefully explore…… .

The next morning, when Xiao Xiang Zi woke up, she asked very persistently: “In the end, have you tasted what I ate yesterday?”

Chu Kong raised his hand and brought her in his embrace . He pressed her down and firmly replied: “Me . ”

[Star Observatory] The two things moved into the courtyard that the Jade emperor gifted . They lived a happy life mixed with a bit of noise . They brought the deer horse demon to heaven, saying it was a riding horse, but in fact he was treated like a pet .

This evening, Ying Shi came to look for Chu Kong: “Big brother Chu Kong, let’s go watch the stars .

Chu Kong pondered and then nodded: “Mm, alright . ”

Then he shouted: “Xiao Xiang Zi, let’s go to the Star Observatory to watch stars . ”

Timely, Xiao Xiang Zi was brushing the deer horse’ demon’s hairs . Upon hearing this, she patted the deer horse demon’s head: “Do you want to go to watch the stars tonight?”

The deer horse demon humphed while nodding . So, Xiao Xiang Zi said: “I’ll go after I finish brushing . ”

After Chu Kong passed those words to Ying Shi, Ying Shi smiled a bit and said: “There’s someone waiting there for me . I’ll go first . ”

However when the two of them arrived at the Star Observatory, they didn’t see Ying Shi and that “someone else” . Xiao Xiang Zi scratched her head: “Can it be that they aren’t watching the stars here?”

Chu Kong sat down on the ground . While looking at the star’s road, he said: “It’s just right with nobody here . It’s quiet . ”

Xiao Xiang Zi also sat down . Suddenly, she remembered something: “Ah, after seeing the stars, I suddenly remembered . These two days, I forgot to tell you . I’m pregnant . ”

Chu Kong nodded indifferently then his body stiffened: “What……”

“I’m pregnant . ”

Chu Kong’s mouth slowly fell down: “Boy or girl?”

“How should I know?”

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Comments:

In the first chapter, Chu Kong promised Ying Shi to go count the star’s at the Morningstar’s Hall . This chapter Ying Shi asked Chu Kong to go watch the stars with her at the Star Observatory .

So, this is the end of the book . Although, it was a happy ending, I felt it was a bit unfinished . Why did heavenly emperor Lee appear before them without doing anything? He could’ve at least scolded them for messing up the 7 lifetimes . Besides, I felt that the story of Ying Shi was a bit underdeveloped . But I enjoyed this book very much .

How I feel now: This is the first book which I’ve translated completely . I feel relieved at sad now . Relieved because I finished it! I’m so happy that I could finish it . Sad because I needed to part with it now and I’m gonna miss arrogant Chu Kong . Bye bye .

Little review:

Chu Kong: too shy, too arrogant and too unromantic, but very cute . I felt that he was the character who developed the most in this novel . After the first lifetime, he realized his feelings and was like how XXZ said it, chasing her . He became from a childish man to a mature man, although he really blushes too easily . I liked all 7 him .

Xiao Xiang Zi: too immature and too slow in the matters of love . She didn’t develop that much as a character . Aside from the second lifetime, every lifetime, I see her as her . The last lifetime was the lifetime which she developed the most as character .

The book was funny, but without much depth . It was a light read . I, personally prefer books with more depth . But because this book wasn’t a book with depth, it was easy to translate . I would give this book a 4/5 stars .