The voice continued to speak regardless of the blabbering ghost.
[Please select a skill card.]
This was real!
Two orange bronze cards started to fly. They began to speed around me enough to make me dizzy, but my mind was one something else.
-Shit. What kind of cheat is this! Getting to copy all the monsters’ skills as well is unfair. Hey. Who’s the person that manages this Tower! Why didn’t you give this skill to me and to this lame-ass kid instead!’
‘Ah. Let’s be quiet now.’
-Come out, you tower! This doesn’t count. Ahh, my anger!
Bae Hu-ryeong whipped his arms and legs around in fury. It was…just hideous. He was no different from a child that was angry because their candy was stolen. He was so hideous that it was a wonder he could be that hideous.
‘Sheesh. I should just focus on my cards.’
I observed the two cards flying in the air.
‘Both of them are poop-colored cards so it’s not gonna be a good skill, but…’
But my heart pumped. Goodness. The skill of a monster. I could share the same skill as a monster! I felt like I had done something covert, like I played a prank on someone.
‘I’m curious.’
I stretched my hand out.
‘Let’s just pick one of them!’
And it was then, when I was just trying to grab any one of them.
-Huh? You’re getting that?
The ghost bastard couldn’t stay out of it and interfered again. My excitement faded away. Geez. His ability to bring someone down was really amazing.
‘Yes. It doesn’t matter which one I pick anyway.’
-Why doesn’t it matter?
Bae Hu-ryeong looked at me past the cards.
-Since you’re getting a free ride anyway, you should get a good skill while you’re at it.
‘I can’t tell which is the better skill. They’re both poop-colored. This is just a game of luck.’
-What? How come you can’t tell which is the better skill?’
‘Geez. You’re especially bad at understanding today.’
I shouted in frustration.
‘The colors of the cards are the same! I can only see their backs! There’s no way to tell between them, so how should I know which one’s the better one.’
Then Bae Hu-ryeong tilted his head.
-But I can see it?
‘What?’
-I can see the front of the cards.
Bae Hu-ryeong spoke in a shameless voice. I was stunned into silence.
‘What kind of bullshit…’
Is that, is what I was going to say, but I realized in the middle of my sentence.
Location!
From my location, I could only see the back of the card. Even when I tried to look around, the cards looked the same. Like how you couldn’t tell which was the back of the moon on Earth, I could never see what was on the back of the card.
But that was just me.
Bae Hu-ryeong moved as he wished in this dark space.
Yeah.
He could move to where he saw the cards!
‘Goodness…’
I muttered.
‘Can you really see it there? Can you see the card summary?’
Bae Hu-ryeong furrowed his eyebrows.
-Of course I can see it. What are you saying, looking at my eyes. I was famous for having good eyesight since I was young. There was a guy called Dog Poop in my village, right? So he shot a firecracker at me, but my sight was already good enough to avoid it. Eventually, I raised it up to Heaven Eyes. Haa, that was how perfect I…
‘Eureka!’
-Fuck! Did this kid go crazy! Why are you screaming?
Bae Hu-ryeong was surprised but I didn’t care.
‘Eureka! Eureka! Eurekaaaaaaa!’
I was just happy at the luck that came my way.
Bae Hu-ryeong looked at me strangely and clicked his tongue.
-This kid’s brain really rotted like a zombie after calling him Zombie. Tsk tsk tsk…
2.
What Bae Hu-ryeong told me was this.
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[Blessing of Reproduction]
Rank: E
Effect: Ah, nature has given us shelter, but also trials! This cruel world. Orc reproduction has amplified to defeat nature. An orc was killed? Don’t worry. There’s still 9 more where you can’t see ‘em!
※However, you are frequently aroused.
[Chiik, Chik]
Rank: F
Effect: ‘We added a chik to the end of our sentences chik. We don’t know why we do this either chik! But you should get some of this chiik too chik.’ The orc lifts his thumb. ‘Then you won’t be able to escape from the chik chik fun chiiik!’
※However, chiik chik.
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‘Wow…’
Poop-colored cards.
They were all lunatic poop skills. I couldn’t stop being amazed.
-How’s that? If I didn’t stop you, you would’ve chosen the [Chiik, Chik]. Gong-ja, you were born as a man. You should experience the power of an orc at least once. Say ‘thank you’ to me. Go ahead!
I was even amazed at what the ghost said. That meant I was out of it enough to be amazed.
‘Mm.’
I ignored Bae Hu-ryeong, deep in thought.
‘If I have to pick, I think [Chiik, Chik] is better.’
-Huh? Are you crazy?
‘No. I’m right.’
I nodded my head. I was completely sure.
“No matter how much I think about it, I think [Chiik, Chik] is more useful than [Blessing of Reproduction].’
-Hey, hey! Wait! Think about it a bit more. You have to be cool-headed…!
Smirk.
I laughed at the fumbling Bae Hu-ryeong.
‘I think you’re thinking the same thing as me.’
Before Bae Hu-ryeong could try to convince me anymore, I grabbed the poop colored card. The cards quickly flew around, but it didn’t matter. Since there were only 2, anyway.
[Selection complete. The skill is being copied.]
[You are regressing to 24 hours ago.]
-N, No!
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