"Goodness… The Demon Race has always been dumb . Now we have incestuous offspring . How dumb are you going to be?" Jiang Fei mumbled to himself .
"Little monster, what are you?" Dhakasoron asked with his head tilted at an angle . He poked Jiang Fei with his finger yet again .
"Me? I am a human adventurer!" Jiang Fei dodged his thick finger while replying him .
"Human? Adventurer? What is that? Is it tasty?" Dhakasoron asked curiously .
"Not tasty! Not tasty at all!" Jiang Fei said as he nodded frantically . He was afraid that this giant would stuff him down his throat as an appetizer!
"I don't believe you! I want to try! I am tired of eating dog's legs all day!"
Dhakasoron said as he tossed the huge beast's leg to the side . He reached for Jiang Fei .
"Oh shit! Huge belly, tiny-ass brain! That's all he is!" Jiang Fei's chest tightened . If this fellow really attempted to attack him, he would be done for .
"Just one second!" Jiang Fei shouted urgently as Dhakasoron lifted his hand .
"Eh? What's the matter?" Dhakasoron really did stop, and he looked at Jiang Fei curiously .
"You cannot eat me! I know your father!" Jiang Fei blurted out frantically .
"Ah? Do you really know my father?" Dhakasoron's huge face was suddenly leveled with Jiang Fei's .
"Your father is Ulysses, isn't he?" Jiang Fei said . The Mysterious Ring was once again a life-saver .
"Ah! You really do know my father!" When Dhakasoron heard Ulysses' name, he immediately believed Jiang Fei . He was just as gullible as a pre-schooler .
"Yes! Yes! I am a good friend of your father's . You should call me your uncle!" Jiang Fei was enjoying this . He just loved taking advantage of the naive .
"Yes, uncle!" Dhakasoron was truly obedient .
"Good boy!" Jiang Fei nodded as his mind started racing to come up with more tricks .
"Uncle, can I have a taste of your flesh to know what it's like?"
Apparently, this dumb beast prioritized eating over his relationship with his supposed uncle .
"Your mother!"
Yet again, Dhakasoron lifted his huge hand .
Jiang Fei was truly panicking now!
"Hold on!" Jiang Fei shouted loudly .
"Ah?" Dhakasoron was stunned as he paused, yet again .
"I have something even more delicious!"
Left with no choice, Jiang Fei came up with the most sadistic of all plans .
"What is this great thing?" Dhakasoron asked dumbly .
"Just you wait!" Jiang Fei said as he retrieved a treasure that was the size of a human head from his spatial ring .
Gnome Destructive Setup (Mechanical Setup, Ancient Inheritance) Use: After 30 seconds, all targets within a thousand meters are dealt with 100,000,000 damage points! The targets closer to the Destructive Setup are dealt with greater damage!
Inscription: Dear enemies, perish with me in eternal flames!
Remark: This was one of the greatest achievement of the Ancient Gnomes . It was set up at the center of the Gnome's city as a last resort against enemies . When the Gnome's city was conquered, the helpless Ancient Gnomes would detonate the Destructive Setup in the heart of the city to kill their enemies!
"You dumbass! I had only planned to trick you into letting me go . I can't believe that you are so determined to eat me . Don't blame me for being merciless!" Jiang Fei mumbled to himself .
Dhakasoron had nearly 90,000,000 Health Points . Using this bomb to kill him would not be too much of a waste!
"What is this?" Dhakasoron asked dumbly .
"It is something delicious!" Jiang Fei said as he laughed .
"Oh? Can I eat it?" Dhakasoron's saliva was dripping out from his mouth as he spoke .
"It is for you!" Jiang Fei said with a nod .
"Then give it to me, quickly! I want to eat it now!" Dhakasoron said eagerly .
"This is good stuff . Not everyone can eat it . It must be given to someone smart!" Jiang Fei said as he shook his head .
"I am very smart! My father always praises me!" Dhakason said solemnly .
"Alright! I'm telling you! You cannot chew on this candy . You must suck on it in your mouth . There might not be any taste in the beginning . But magic will happen after a while!" Jiang Fei spoke as if he was trying to trick a child .
"Alright! I will remember that!" Dhakasoron nodded enthusiastically .
"Here, take it!" Jiang Fei activated the Gnome Destructive Setup before passing it over .
"Alright! Alright! I promise not to chew!" Dhakasoron carefully used two fingers to place the Gnome Destructive Setup in his mouth .
"Do not chew!" Jiang Fei was afraid he would break the Gnome Destructive Setup .
"Mmm, no chewing…" Dhakasoron mumbled .
"Come! Good boy, say goodbye!" Jiang Fei was thrilled that Dhakasoron did not destroy the Gnome Destructive Setup in his mouth .
"Why is that?" Dhakasoron asked, confused .
"Stop talking nonsense . Hurry up and say goodbye . You are running out of time!" Jiang Fei urged him .
"Oh! Goodbye!" Dhakasoron said very obediently .
*Boom!*
As soon as Dhakasoron spoke, 30 seconds had passed .
A blinding white light flashed once before disappearing . It was almost immediately followed by an even brighter flash of white light . It filled the entire world with whiteness . Jiang Fei could neither see anything nor hear anything .
"Ding!"
HIs body momentarily glowed in a golden light as Jiang Fei's life-saving trump card was activated . The resonance from the explosion alone was sufficient to kill Jiang Fei instantly . If not for the life-saving effect of the Blazing Hammer, Jiang Fei would have turned into ashes!
The explosion had only taken an instant . In just two seconds, Jiang Fei regained his vision . The entire valley had vanished!
Jiang Fei found himself standing in a vast crater . His feet were wet, as underground water seemed to have seeped out . Not far away from Jiang Fei, Dhakasoron's huge body lay unmoving . The explosion had taken his head off .
After rubbing his eyes, Jiang Fei examined his battle records .
"Ding! You have killed Dhakasoron . Obtained 17,850,000 Experience Points!"
"Ding! You have killed Dhakasoron . Obtained 3,400 gold coins!"
"Ding! Congratulations Player Verdure Glider for reaching Level 31! Gained 5 Undistributed Attribute Points!
"Ding! Congratulations Player Verdure Glider for reaching Level 32! Gained 5 Undistributed Attribute Points!
"Ding! You have killed Advanced Demon Guard . Obtained 11,500 Experience Points!"
"Ding! You have killed Demon Mage! Obtained 17,500 Experience Points!"
"Ding! You have killed Demon Warrior! Obtained 13,700 Experience Points!"
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"Ding! Congratulations Player Verdure Glider for reaching Level 33! Gained 5 Undistributed Attribute Points!"
"Ding! You have killed Demon Hunter . Obtained 27,500 Experience Points!"
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The Gnome Destructive Setup had not only killed Dhakasoron . It had even killed all the monsters in the thousand-meter radius around the small valley . Jiang Fei had instantly obtained a tremendous amount of Experience Points and immediately gained three levels .
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