The Daily Life of the Immortal King - Chapter 133

Chapter 133

The general cultivation hospital hadn't been able to send enough manpower for the pre-military training physical exam, so Lie Mengmeng had been employed online as a part-timer, and had been responsible for taking test samples from the 'flowers of the rear garden . ' Apart from that, there were still the regular physical exam items such as height and weight measurements as well as blood and urine tests .

Of these bewildering number of items, nothing could surpass the biggest pain in the neck that was in itself just called "the physical exam . "

By standing on a scanner which used ion ray technology, the machine could rapidly detect bone density, bone condition and how much a man's little brother had grown . . . this was the part that Little Peanut was most scared of .

During the blood test, Wang Ling was very embarrassed when the female nurse pricked his finger with a needle and the tip actually bent! These needles had all been specially custom-made by the general cultivation hospital and could easily pierce a body at the Foundation Establishment stage .

The female nurse didn't believe it and pricked his finger twice more; in the end, the tips of the two needles were both bent . . .

As the nurse was thinking about complaining to her superior about the quality of the needles, Wang Ling stuck his finger in his mouth and bit it .

Female nurse: " . . . "

Wang Ling had managed to get through the previous sections without mishap and was able to deal with most of them somehow .

The last part of the physical exam was the one that he was truly nervous about .

Before the advancement of science and technology, orthopedic specialists would be the ones to perform physical exams on students in cultivation schools . Furthermore, these old specialists had the unique and exceptional ability to visually assess something; perhaps this was passed down from Old Lady Dong . Without needing to use a ruler at all, they could tell with one look how long a man's little brother was as well as its growth rate .

But with the rapid development of technology in the last few decades, the process was now clearly much more efficient than in the past . For what had been the most troublesome part of the physical exam previously, examinees now only needed to stand on a machine and be scanned by ion light for the results .

Little Peanut was very nervous and restless, his blank gaze fixed on some mental horizon .

Because of his physique since young, he was much weaker than regular students at the Foundation Establishment stage . Even his little brother was shorter than that of the average boy . This had given him a sense of inferiority from a young age, so at school he would only dare go to the washroom when no one else was there .

In this respect, he was very similar to Wang Ling .

But Wang Ling's reason for not going to the washroom was that his was too big . . .

With Super Chen and Dopey Guo these two thick-skinned guys in the lead, everyone stood on the ion machine one by one to complete the assessment . Five meters away, two female nurses were staring at a screen with lackluster expressions as if they were weathering the gales and billows of life . . .

Very soon, it was Little Peanut's turn .

He stood on the ion machine and closed his eyes a little fearfully, his face completely red .

An ion ray slowly scanned him from top to bottom . . .

Right at that moment, Wang Ling, who had been behind Little Peanut in the queue, secretly moved his finger .

Among the Three Thousand Great Spells, there was a "Graft and Transplant Spell" which allowed a person to graft a portion of their body onto someone else's . In order to make sure he didn't stand out, Wang Ling felt that he could collaborate with Little Peanut a bit . . . but once he used this skill and after he undid its effects, he wouldn't be able to take back one third of the grafted portion . . .

Before long, the ion ray scanned Little Peanut's middle torso .

All the boys who were present saw the two female nurses in front of the monitor screen actually cover their mouths; their expressions were awed, as if they had seen some prehistoric beast!

What the hell! — This was just too big!

Why was such a small boy actually so thick and solid down there?!

Little Peanut slowly opened his eyes when he sensed something wasn't right .

The two female nurses looked as if they wanted to devour him, which made his entire body feel uncomfortable .

Twenty minutes later, everyone was done with their assessments .

The computer also swiftly collated the "physical exam" reports together and gave each person their electronic copy .

When Little Peanut timidly looked at the report after school, he was stunned! — Thirty . . . thirty-seven centimeters? What the hell . . . didn't this already completely exceed the Western standard?! Was his thing a donkey whip? Was his so large?

Unable to quite believe it, Little Peanut pulled his pants open to take a look, and was completely dumbfounded . . .

Although it wasn't as exaggerated as thirty-seven centimeters in the physical exam report, it was clear that his little brother fully met the standard for an average guy, and even exceeded it a little .

Why was it like this?

Student Su Xiao stood up from his chair in astonishment — and for the first time felt what it was like to be heavy down below . He was so moved his tears came gushing out! Little Peanut had unexpectedly grown up!! Had his birthday wish actually come true? Thank you, almighty cultivation god!

Wang Ling: " . . . " You lucked out !

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When Wang Ling got home that night, the kitchen was empty and Mother Wang and the old man weren't around . All that remained of the large Wang family was father and son and Loopy Toad .

The groping incident was the current buzz, and for the first time, Mother Wang was a storybook heroine . Reporters from the major news outlets were doing whatever they could to turn her into tabloid gossip .

Whether it was Father Wang or Mother Wang, both of them couldn't stand being pestered like this . In the end, the couple had talked it over and Father Wang had decided to straightaway send Mother Wang and the old man off on a stress-free trip on his salary card to avoid the limelight . They hadn't even taken any luggage with them when they left, and would just buy clothes and daily necessities on the road .

It was the first time that Wang Ling felt that Father Wang was so generous . . .

Sure enough, the coolest man was the one who cherished his wife!

But with Mother Wang and the old man's departure, dinner became a problem .

In theory, Wang Ling didn't need to eat at all, since he could maintain his bodily functions by absorbing spirit energy from nature every day . But after so many years, dinner had already become a habit for him . . . if he didn't eat dinner, he would feel a sense of emptiness .

It was impossible to order take-out, as the Wang family's small villa was too remote and completely outside the take-out range of service . The only solution now was for this father and son pair, along with Loopy Toad, to go out themselves in search of food .

Father Wang had already searched for businesses closest to East Huang Road . Within an area of eight hundred kilometers, there was only one restaurant called "Midnight Dining Hall" . . .

Father Wang frowned as he quickly noted that this restaurant's rating was pretty low; on the Douban food review website, it actually only scored 2 . 6 . . . and this was a damn ten-point system!

When they opened the restaurant's available menu, both father and son were alarmed . . .

A small bowl of lao tan 1 pickled cabbage beef noodles . . .

A medium bowl of lao tan pickled cabbage beef noodles . . .

A large bowl of lao tan pickled cabbage beef noodles . . .

And then . . .

There was nothing else . . .

'lao tan' literally translates into "old jar," which refers to the earthen jars that were traditionally used for pickling vegetables . Coincidentally, it is also an instant noodle brand .