Chapter 414: 414
After the medicine had been administered, Father Wang's hemorrhoids were completely cured, but the cool and invigorating after effects was like being blasted between the thighs by Wang Zhaojun . . .
This icy sensation would last a long time . After the violent stab of pain from the medicine being administered subsided, Father Wang would feel a persistent numbness that would spread throughout the lower half of his body, so during that time he wouldn't be able to move .
"Women are the most vicious!" Lying down on the sofa, Father Wang wailed in despair deep in his heart . When he thought about how he would no longer be able to sit on the toilet for long periods of time anymore as he contemplated his plot while writing, he truly felt desperate and couldn't help raging — the toilet was an author's food for thought . . . er, source of thought!
" . . . "
This was also Loopy Toad's first time seeing Father Wang's hemorrhoids flare up, and it was unnerved by this event .
Sometimes, it really didn't understand why some stubborn people were so obsessed with their so-called "dignity . " It was just hemorrhoids . Loopy Toad thought that if it got hemorrhoids, it would stick its butt out for Wang Ling's hand to grope without a second thought .
It was just a butt rub, and it wouldn't hurt!
This was a rare anecdote of everyday life, and Loopy Toad thought that this was a matter worth thinking about .
In the end, Loopy Toad decided to write this incident down in its "Human Observation Diary" with the heading: If you have hemorrhoids and you can be cured by a butt rub, would you choose to be groped for a bit or to preserve your integrity?
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Of course, Wang Ling didn't dare disobey a personal order from Mother Wang . In the Wang family's small villa, there were three toilets, thus there were three toilet bowls . Wang Ling's bedroom had its own ensuite, which had the enlightened Lord Ma; it was the other two toilets that Mother Wang wanted to replace .
Wang Ming replied almost instantaneously after Wang Ling sent him a message . "Yo? Missing me again?"
Wang Ling struggled to resist the urge to crush his wristwatch, and texted what Mother Wang had said to Wang Ming .
After understanding the situation, Wang Ming grinned with amusement in front of the screen, which baffled the other people in the research institute . Only President Qi, with one hand in his pocket and the other holding the type of large cup that the old cadre used, gazed at the scene calmly with the expression of one who had already seen through everything .
Wang Ming's reply text was very quick: "What? Uncle Wang's hemorrhoids flared up again? I told him before to sit less and exercise more . Squatting on the toilet bowl all the time isn't good since it's the easiest way to get a bacterial infection . Don't worry, leave this to me . I'll arrange for someone to drop by tomorrow to assemble and install it!"
Wang Ming had already prepared this birthday gift earlier on, so he just needed to send it in advance .
But sending it off would create another awkward situation: he would have to prepare a new gift for Father Wang's actual birthday .
Wang Ming also voiced his opinion on Father Wang's hemorrhoids .
Very quickly, Wang Ling received yet another text message from Wang Ming . "Actually, this is Uncle Wang's fault; who asked him to have such an unbalanced routine? Once his endocrine system is out of whack, no matter how much nutrition he gets, it won't be any use . "
Wang Ling stared blankly at the text; he was thinking that it was rare for his idiot elder brother to be so serious, and he wondered whether he should give a serious reply in return .
Wang Ming sent his next text . "Doesn't his son just need to grope his butt a bit? If it needs to be rubbed, just rub it . . . If I get hemorrhoids, feel free to do so . "
The corners of Wang Ling's mouth twitched . " . . . " Sure enough, this guy could never be that serious!
On the other end, Wang Ming who was in front of the screen could almost picture Wang Ling's expression after reading that text .
Apart from conducting research and inventing things, the one other thing in Wang Ming's life which he derived pleasure from was Wang Ling . He thought that it was very interesting to tease Wang Ling! An ordinary person wouldn't be able to do so at all!
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