Chapter 396
Chapter 396: Giving up on a Cure
Translator: imperfectluck Editor: Pranav
"Proposed Plans for Curing Cher (Third Revised Edition) . "
This thick booklet contained my plans for curing her, plans I spent so much time thinking up .
"Plan #1: Create a brand-new physical body and transfer her soul into it . "
"This plan's greatest advantage is that it's simple to carry out . A perfect physical body can be constructed for her within a short period of time . Also, it's almost impossible for someone at my skill level to fail in something as simple as a soul transfer . The disadvantage is that the physical body will be an undead creation, so it won't be as good as a living body . It will be impossible for her to reproduce . However, I can perfectly replicate the ability to eat, drink and even the joys of fleshly activities between men and women for her body . Last time, I sealed a foundational part of my soul into her, but this time I won't be creating such an astounding miracle product . "
"Addendum: Since the Seven Original Sins touch upon the greatest secrets of soul magic, it could be possible that transferring her soul to a new physical body will also transfer over the problem of her soul . She may still be the vessel for giving birth to new Evelyns . This plan still needs improving . "
"Plan #2: Make modifications to Cher's soul and strip the portion related to her personal 'lust' out of her soul . This will cause her to become an idiot regarding all things related to love, so she'll never fall in love with another person . The trap placed within her soul will never again activate . I strongly recommend this plan . "
"This plan's advantage is that it will easily deal with the problem . A simple perfect soul surgery will completely cure this seasonal disease known as love . But the downside is that although soul surgery techniques are quite well-established, poor luck may cause her soul to become unstable or split . This may result in the most common side effect of such operations: multiple personalities .
"Addendum to this strongly recommended plan: This plan is the best to preserve this wonderful cycle I created . When my skills improve even further, I'll naturally be able to solve the problems—yep . What I really mean is that this original 'Lust' system should be preserved so that I can research it any time I want . It will be helpful to my personal research . I'll be able to have a breakthrough soon! And it's possible for all of you to obtain new sisters!"
When I placed these two plans in front of Evelyn, I really hoped she would choose the second one . No matter how one looked at it, the second plan would give us the most benefits . Plus, we would be able to eliminate the chronic disease known as love . Such an excellent plan for curing Cher!
Being able to forever get rid of one of the original sins from your soul? Only a genius like myself was capable of such a miracle with my soul surgery!
What? The side effect of having multiple personalities? That wasn't negative in any way, as multiple personalities could bring additional talents and abilities . This was a gift! Just take a look at how powerful Evelyn was, since she had ten personalities and ten different natural talents! As expected of my first ever undead creation .
Yet the Blue Dragon Evelyn only glanced at the plan before unhesitatingly bringing it before her and twitching her nose…
*Snort . *
Alright . At least she didn't snort out any snot . It would seem that she loved to be clean .
*Whoosh!*
But I didn't have any time to rescue my plan booklet before she spewed out dragonbreath, this time, directly in the form of thunder . And so the plan to cure Cher, the plan I worked so hard to create, was directly burned to a crisp .
"You're going too overboard! I took two entire days on this…"
"I bet it was more like twenty minutes . Bring out your third plan . Isn't your goal just to wait for us to reject these two plans so your third plan can easily pass? Don't look at me with such a strange expression . All us Evelyns understand your twisted personality better than we want to . Isn't your favorite scheme about 'A truly perfect scheme is to make your opponent believe that the current choices in front of him are the best choices? All I need to do is create a situation where my opponent has to do what I want, like a puppet . '"
Alright then . That quote indeed sounded like something incredibly twisted I would say .
Although I intended to bring out my third plan regardless, being seen through here was made me displeased . I was sullen, but I still brought it out . Since I had made the plan, of course I would have to bring it out .
"Plan #3: Give Cher scientific mental therapy to teach her how love is just a type of mental illness . That's right—mental illness . See, most teenagers undergoing puberty will focus way too much effort into this concept known as 'love' but will obtain nothing in the end . That's why I must teach them; I must have them study and exercise more . They should focus on their academics and work, such as fighting hard for the sake of humanity's progress . This will delay the time they enter this stage of mental illness . According to studies, the rate of catching the love disease is much lower after the puberty stage . And any who go into heat should be directly deep-frozen to deal with the problem…"
The Blue Dragon Evelyn chuckled, and then… There was no more "and then . "
"Hey! Why did you swallow it? I worked really hard on it!"
"Your fourth plan?"
"I don't have one… fine, it's right here . "
This plan booklet was rather thin . It was just one page, so I simply read it to her .
"This is addiction, this is electronic heroin! So-called love is but an illusion! She needs electro-therapy! She needs more electric shocks and electric chairs—"
"—You're the one who needs electro-therapy! How about I give therapy to your unsalvageable brain with my thunder!"
Powerful thunder covered the entire sky . Although none of it would be fatal for me, a charred face was inescapable . The most frustrating part was that all my hair was now standing up on end due to the electricity .
"A golden mohawk haircut? Isn't this a redneck haircut? You've done it now! I'm going to go all out against you!"
It was only now that I understood why Blue Dragons were considered so annoying . They had such bad tempers! Wasn't I simply making a joke to lighten up the tense atmosphere? She had no sense of humor at all! If she hated jokes, she should have told me!
"…Nobody can tolerate your jokes . Let me just say it now: if you want to experiment, go find your 'new love . ' Don't use me . "
I ignored my silly cat's complaints and furiously brought out another stack of backup plans from my backpack . Backup plans? It was always necessary to make backup plans for backup plans, and backup plans for backup plans for backup plans, and… you get the idea . In fact, the ones I brought out were first-edition plans that hadn't yet been revised . They couldn't even be called complete backup plans .
"Plan #4: Use hypnosis and lectures to subconsciously change her so that she gradually changes her sexuality and falls in love with women . Then, let's observe if that will activate the trap in her soul or not . If not, then we'll have plenty of time to observe and conduct more research…"
*Rip!*
Alright then, let's go to the next plan .
"Plan #5: Brainwash her, or cast an eternal Intelligence-lowering curse on her . As long as her Intelligence is forever lowered to an infant's level—fine!—fine!—don't spew dragon breath at me . Plan #6…"
"…Plan #13: Modify her genitalia so she becomes a "he . " Let's research the conflict between her soul's instincts and 'his' physical body's instincts . Will 'he' still fall in love with the opposite gender? Yep, this really is a worthy research topic!"
"Cough—I know, I know, I'll give up on Plan #13 . Plan #14, then . We can use a sealing spell to seal her away forever, or ask Amelia to cast a Sleeping Beauty curse on her . What? Still not satisfied? What a difficult customer to please . Alright, alright, Plan #15…"
"Plan #27: We can go and find Beifeng—please don't attack me . I humbly admit it was wrong for me to have mentioned Beifeng . Let's abandon this plan . "
We were in a massive underground cavern, massive to the extent I couldn't even see the ceiling . As I acted ridiculously with Evelyn, behind us was an unending procession where countless artisans and warriors slowly proceeded forward with their luggage and carts . Their goal was the void door before them: the entrance to Dragon World .
Thanks to the fact that this was the passage to the Dragon World, numerous dragons, including the giant Immemorial Dragons, would need to be able to freely enter and exit . This underground cavern was spacious enough to the point where even airships could enter .
Right now, the guardian dragon of Dragon World's entrance, the Dragon World leader Evelyn, was chatting to me . However, only her two forms, the Copper Dragon and Blue Dragon Evelyns I already met, were chatting with me .
"…You've lately had a lot of free time to have created so many random and useless plans?"
"No! I've been too busy lately, which is why I made these plans as a way of relaxing . You understand how it is; all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy… why are you spewing dragonbreath at me again!? Can Blue Dragons please be a little more reasonable!"
"You actually dared to treat curing Cher and us as something fun! You should be severely punished for your attitude!"
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