Chapter 234: 234
One week ago, after the episode for I Am a Writer, Please Roast Me's shooting was completed, inside the breakroom for contestant seven, Feng Bujue was naturally eliminated for handing in nothing for the final round . After chatting with the other contestants, he returned to the breakroom happily, drinking the provided canned coffee . Finally, he could go home after the interviews .
Not long after that, Oscar brought two cameramen, an audio guy, and a lighting guy to knock on the room door . Feng Bujue went to answer it . After they entered, they started to set up the equipment . Oscar walked in to shake Feng Bujue's hand like this was a meeting with a government official . "Thank you, it must have been tiring…"
"No, no, it is more tiring for you…" He paused to ask, "Hmm? Do you need to do seven interviews?"
"No, no, I'm just interviewing you," Oscar replied . "This is the director's rules . I'm to interview the eliminated writer, and the remaining six will be interviewed by the editors or sub directors . "
"Oh . " Feng Bujue nodded .
The few had already set up the recording equipment in the room . During the interview, the interviewer and the writer were placed in the corner of the room . There was tape on the ground to specify where the chairs should be placed . The workers busied themselves for a while, and the interview was ready . Oscar carried a set of documents with him . He sat across from Feng Bujue, away from the camera, and said, "Then… shall we start?"
"Sure," Feng Bujue replied . He was in a hurry to go home, so naturally, the faster the better .
"When you received the invitation to be on the show, were you nervous… or pressured?" Oscar followed the script he had and started the interview .
"No . "
"Then, did you hesitate?" Oscar asked . "After all, you're a famous writer . When you hear you have to face the other writers on this stage, did it feel weird?"
"I am nothing compared to them, so why should I hesitate?"
"Haha…" Oscar laughed . He picked up the mobile broadcaster he had . With a few clicks, he placed it before Feng Bujue . It was showing part of the episode . "Why did you give this title to the episode?"
"Because I could predict what would happen next," Feng Bujue answered .
"Now let's see…" Oscar followed up . He forwarded to another segment . "Why did you write something like that during the first round?"
"Why can't I?" Feng Bujue replied with a laugh . "Just like I said, the keywords were war, hero, and character . It's hard to come up with a surprising answer, so I wrote about someone that would surprise everyone . "
Oscar nodded and pushed the video forward . "Then, during the audience voting segment, which place did you predict yourself would be?"
"The last place…" Feng Bujue said, "I told you I have over-corrected . "
"During the second round, I noticed that you didn't have a single word on your panel at all . "
"Because the frame is all here . " Feng Bujue used his finger to point at his head .
"How long did you need to come up with that story?" Oscar asked .
"Actually… when you asked me for the answer, that was when I started to think about it," Feng Bujue answered shamelessly .
"It does sound like that . " Oscar laughed . "Haha… But even so, you got second place, so that is a proof of your talent . "
"The effect wouldn't be as good is this was done a second time," Feng Bujue said . "This is because the audience hasn't seen someone that plays the game like me . So, they have a deep impression of me . If any other contestant tries to mimic me, they will end up unlucky . "
Oscar made a signal for the camera crew to stop shooting . The audio put down the boom . "Can I ask you a private question? After the second round, Director Pei wanted to talk to you . What was that about?"
Feng Bujue was obviously not going to bring up the vote manipulation . He answered openly, "Oh, that… he said that if I continued doing what I did, I would be eliminated, so he told me in advanced about the return episode, then we chatted about Fighting Club, syphilis, and so on . "
Oscar's lips twitched and signaled for the crew to continue . He dragged on the loading bar . "During the third round, did you really finish the whole book?"
Feng Bujue smiled brightly . "When you walked in, I noticed that you hid the envelope that I got inside your inner pocket, right? Since you came prepared, you can try me . "
Oscar chuckled shyly and took out the envelope . He took out the A4 sheets of paper that were stapled together and flipped to a random page . He read, "He said in a haughty tone, my foolish servant, your father is…"
Before the man finished, Feng Bujue continued . "Your father is a hunchback, your mother is a hooker, your sister is a retard, and you have the honor of being the servant of a noble . What else can you ask for?"
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